2024.07 Clydesdales

Up Massey hill
Loop back on Spratt
Up Massey hill
Loop back on McCammon
Up Massey hill
Loop back on Ardrey

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Better late than never.  Thanks Double D for the guidance to get this posted.

WARMUP:  No warmup, got right to it.  
THE THANG: 2 Ruckers, 5 runners for a trip to Kingsley and back. Great mumble chatter with a beautiful sunrise.
MARY: Mary did not show up….AGAIN!!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: We prayed for OldBays wife’s healing, Dam to Dam participants safety and strength & Protection and guidance for our 2.0’s.

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J WHERE?

WARMUP: various around the parking lot
THE THANG: partner Dora with 100 merkins, 200 squats and 300 lbcs with a run to the other end of the strip in between

We did various waterfall rounds ( bond jacks, bear crawls, etc) while the rest of us did a wall sit outside persis
MARY: a few
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Welcome to my TED Talk

Disclaimer disclaimed
Valentine’s Day Eve – Accelerating the M requires both Skill and Love. Just like our fitness, relationships are either Accelerating or Decelerating, Aye?
If you think you are “Maintaining” your relationship, you are actually Decelerating.

Mosey to WEP Stage
The Culture is a Jester
• Our culture likes to present marriage as easy, but a HIM knows virtue takes work, and thus marriage will take work.
Warm Up
20 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
10 LSS IC
Al Gore w/ 10 MNC IC
11 Hill Billy Walkers IC
Yoga?

There is NO 50 Yard Line
• Halfway is not good enough when it comes to the M. An Accelerating HIM will go the length of the field for his M.

The Thang – Pearls on a String became chase Maximus (and Clickbait and Poppins, with Band Camp on form patrol) around the WEP loop, at each swing, do the following:
10 Merkins
10 Squats
10 Flying Squirrels

Your Wife is NOT Your Best Friend
• She is made for a much higher purpose, put her on the pedestal alone.

Mosey to Pike Entrance
7s of Derkins and Bomb Jax
7s of Step Ups and Dips
Mosey to Pike Wall
Wall Sits and Burpee Waterfall

Joy Trumps Happiness
• Happiness is a transitory positive feeling
• Joy is a permanent state of hopeful satisfaction
• A healthy and vital M is a lifetime pursuit

Mary – Flutters until 0600

Marriage requires Proximity and Purpose. It transforms a man from a selfish Happiness-junkie into a selfless Joy-seeker. The HIM knows if he fails at his M, nothing else he does will matter.

Announcements: Q-Source after this. D2D celebration on 3/2
COT: stays in COT

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Preparedness at Dawn Patrol

Weather was 32 degrees and YHC had cold hands and feet coming off an earlier Q at the Coaches Box but pressed on.

YHC continued the discussion on Jester and Preparedness throughout the workout.

THE THANG:

Mosey to Lash parking lot

COP
Lots of exercises here

Mosey to far end of the lot

BLIMPS workout
Burpees x 5
Lunges x 10
IW x 15
Merkins x 20
Plank Jacks x 25
Squats x 30

Run to end of lot after completion of a round. Rinse and repeat 5 times

Mosey home with Mary along the way.

COT:

32 Year Anniversary for DD
Prayers for Old Bay M
Prayers for Sprockets upcoming grandchild

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Run or ruck

WARMUP:
THE THANG: run 4 miles
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:was a lot of fun running this morning. Did learn about OldBay new health monitor to tell him if he has had enough sleep, if h he is in his target heart rate, and a lot of other really cool stuff. He and I might differ on State schools but both like technology. Twister and Cakeboss are really getting after the runs and sprocket likes to double down. Delorean gets his in even if at the wrong location.
COT:health

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Running after late night is bad

We ran, some ran 6 miles, some ran more, some ran less, but we all got it done.

Word of advice- don’t agree to Q the morning after a wine tasting event.

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Countdown from 50 + Bear Crawls

WARMUP:
Run behind strip mall to parking lot next to Indian restaurant.
– SSH
– Imperial Walkers
– Windmills
– Peter Parkers
– Shoulder Taps
– Flutters
– little bit of stretching

THE THANG:
Run behind Lowes for exercise reps counting down from 50. Between each exercise, pax ran to opposite side of the back of Lowes, bear crawling for a small section of the run.

Start on west side: 50 Merkins
Run (with short bear crawl) to east side – 45 squats
Run (with short bear crawl) back to west side – 40 LBCs
East side – 35 CCDs
West side – 30 Lunges
East side – 25 big boy sit-ups
West side – 20 wide-arm merkins
East side – 15 bomb jacks
West side – 10 American Hammers
East side – 5 burpees

Run back to west side for a round of Guantanamo Bay.

Head back to COT for quick Mary.

MARY:
– Flutters
– Chopsticks

Great work, men!

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Complacency

WARMUP: stretch, ssh, merkins, mosey with dynamic movements
THE THANG: 100 merkins, 90 squats, 80 flutters, 70 cdd’s, 60 alternating lunges, 50 American hammers, 40 shoulder taps, 30 Bobby Hurleys, 20 big boys, mosey back to cot 10 burpees.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: don’t get complacent and keep your form was our focus.
COT: DD and an issue at work, Old Bays M.

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Trip to the pantry

WARMUP:
Ran up to top of parking lot and snaked back down doing the following exercises
High knees
But kickers
Side shuffle (both sides)
Karaoke (both sides)
Toy soldiers
Duck walk
Stopped at bottom for
SSH
Windmill
A few additional hamstring stretches

THE THANG:
Moved over to the pull up bars or also known as the pantry for the following:
5 pull ups
10 merkins
15 squats
20 LBCs
25 calf raises
Run to bottom of hill and back, wait on 6

Next round grab Cindy
5 man makers
10 Tricep extensions
15 curls
20 bent over rows
25 swings
Run to bottom and back, wait on 6

We repeated both sets 4 times

Deadlift or good mornings according to Dark Helmet with Cindy – 10
10 overhead press
Repeat 3 rounds
Mosey back to COT

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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