Three lessons and……burpees

WARMUP: Mosey to Kimbrell’s parking lot. The following exercises in candence with burpees in between.

Windmills
Cherry Pickers
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
Seal Jacks
Side Straddle Hops

THE THANG: Mosey to the site formerly known as Footloose

Lesson 1 – Treat the body rigorously so it does not fail the mind.

Partner DORA – 50 burpees, 100 squats, 150 flutter kicks

Mosey to the top of the hill at the parking lot on Monroe White for lesson 2.

Lesson 2 – You have power over your mind, not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.

7’s in the lot – Burpees on one end, NUR to the other lunges on the opposite end. Note – Tesla is fast.

Mosey to Print Shop parking lot for LBC’s in cadence and rosalitas in cadence.

Mosey to the Millstone downtown. Touch the Millstone and do two burpees.

Mosey to the Parking Lot on Massey for Lesson 3

Lesson 3 – You should not give circumstances the power to rouse anger. For they do not care at all.

19 merkins of different types at each light pole.
This idea looked better on paper than in reality and the 559 bell rang while in the midst of attempting completion of these. PAX headed back to COT to make the 0600 deadline.

MARY: Was left at the Print Shop
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Many – read your newsletter
COT: always the 5th core principle

Cubbie – thanks for the call. Always a privilege to lead.

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Introducing the Stork Press

WARMUP: After a messy start of out of order exercise commands, we warmed up
THE THANG: 5 rounds, 2 exercises, 1min each – 20 Swings with a plank, 6 burpees and run with KB
2 rounds, 6 exercises, 1 min each
clean, squat, press, both sides
Bent row, both sides,
Stork Press, both sides

2 rounds, 4 exercises
RDL – single leg, both sides
Goblet squats,
Squat jumps
MARY: Side Planks
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Treasure the good moments

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Candyman’s Pain

WARMUP:

– 10 Side Straddle Hops
– 10 Grass-pickers
– Plank to Down Dog, calf stretch’s to Sunrise

THE THANG:

– Mosey to circle with KB

What it is – 50 reps, KB run up the hill, 50 reps, KB run down the hill, move to next set

– 50/50 Calf Raises
– 50/50 KB Merkins (25 L/R)
– 50/50 KB Romanian Deadlifts
– 50/50 Curls
– 50/50 Goblet Squats
– 50/50 LBC’s with KB, arms extended
– 50/50 Tricep Extensions

700 Reps completed

– Mosey to stadium entrance

– KB Bear Crawls back to COT

MARY: 10 Heel touches, didn’t have time for 10 Heels to heaven with crunch and 10 Hello Dolly’s

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read you newsletters
COT: It is was it is… Prayers for new families and families out there going through tough times with health and more.

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It’s a New Day….Woooo!

WARMUP:
Warm up with Mosey stopping at light poles for some exercises

Partner I wall sit
Partner II run around building
THE THANG:

Mosey to football field
From goal line
Bear crawl 10 yards
LCBs at 10,20,30,40,50
Mosey to other goal line

From goal line
Lunge walk 10 yards
Squat jump at 10,20,30,40,50
Mosey to other goal line

From goal line
Plank walk right 10 yards
Leg lifts at 10,20,30,40,50
Mosey to other goal line

From goal line
Reverse lunge 10 yards
Sumo at 10,20,30,40,50
Mosey to other goal line

From goal line
Plank walk left 10 yards
Freddy Mercs at 10,20,30,40,50
Mosey to other goal line
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Juky 3 Bethel shelter
July 4 convergence
July 22 The Barry

COT:

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Smoke Out the Gophers…

WARMUP: WARM-UP (10 minutes)

Activation Circuit (4 minutes – 40 seconds each)

1. Low Slow Squats (focus on depth and control)
a. 1-2-3-1, 1-2-3-2 – 10X
1. Push-up to Downward Dog (shoulder activation)
2. Pickle Pointers with Pause (2-second hold at top)
3. Plank with Shoulder Taps
a. 1-2-3-1, 1-2-3-2 – 10X

Dynamic Movement Prep (6 minutes)

• SSH (wake up the nervous system)
o 1-2-3-1, 1-2-3-2 – 10X
• Arm Circles: 10 forward, 10 backward each arm
• Leg Swings: 10 front-to-back, each leg
• Torso Twists: 15 each side (extra for spine mobility)

WARM-UP – PART II

LINE UP

• Walking High Knees: 30 steps
• Butt Kickers: 30 steps
• Bear Crawl forward 10 steps
• Crawl Bear backward 10 steps
• Walking Lunges: 12 each leg (slower, deeper)
• Low Slow Squats (focus on depth and control) 15 reps (slow and controlled)

THE THANG:

WITH SANDBAGS – ROUND I
5 MM. JOG to end of parking lot-> 10 SQUATS
LUNGES back to start – 5 MM
OH Toss to EOPL 10 SQUATS
Jog back to start 5 MM

1 minute rest

WITH SANDBAGS – ROUND II
10 Seal jacks Rifle Carry to EOPL 10 Merkins
Lunges back to start 10 Seal jacks
Jog to EOPL – 5 Merkins
Walking OH press back to start – 10 Seal Jacks

STAIRS WITH SANDBAGS
2 rounds of bleachers then walk to COT

MARY: Had heat stroke. Didn’t show.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter, Independence Day convergence, Sweaty Barry
COT: prayers and praises for Luka, Matteo, <@U08NJ8FF1PF> 1st child is coming soon!!, <@U011KKZ17U6> 14th anniversary

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Cards with Dora

WARMUP: SSH, cherry pickers, Moroccan night clubs
THE THANG: quick DORA, 100 merkins, 150 LBCs, 200 mt climbers

Card game:
Round 1:
:diamonds:- dry docks
:hearts:- Merkins
:spades:- Superman’s
:clubs:- shoulder taps

Round 2:
:diamonds:- squats
:hearts:- ssh
:spades:- calf raises
:clubs:- imperial walker

MARY: Freddie mercury, American hammers, heel taps, big boys, dying cockroach
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter, convergence
COT: prayers for Paul D becoming a father, prayers for travel

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Pitter Patter Lets Get At Er

WARMUP: 30 SSH / 15 Cherry Pickers / 10 Moroccan Night Clubs / 1 minute plank
THE THANG: board of Payne with downtown half mile loops.
Run Loop 1, 25BBS/25 flutter kicks (4ct)/25 LBC’s
Run Loop 2, 20 merkins/20 Carolina Dry Docks/20 shoulder taps each
Run Loop 3, 25 squats/20 lunges (10ea)/ 20 jump squats
Run Loop 4, 10 burpees/20 mountain climbers (4ct)/25 plank jacks
Run Loop 5, 25BBS/25 flutter kicks (4ct)/25 LBC’s.
Hold air squat for a couple minutes
Hold plank for a minute

MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel men’s shelter July 3rd. Support if you can.
Sweaty Barry July 22nd

COT: yes

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Last minute DORAs

WARMUP: SSHs
THE THANG:
Dora #1 – Farmers Carry
– 50 burpees
– Squats w calf raises 100
– Mike Tyson’s 150
– Mountain climbers 200
Dora #2
– Man makers 50
– Goblet squats with calf raises 100
– Halos 100
– Plank pass throughs 100

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Goose got loose

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry pickers, moroccan night clubs, low slow squat,
THE THANG:Circuit 1: Bear Crawl Burner (10 minutes)

Perform 3 rounds, or AMRAP in 10 min:
• Bear Crawl Forward 20 yards, then reverse crawl back
• 15 Merkins (modify: incline or on knees if needed)
• 20 Big Boy Sit-ups
• 10 Jump Squats (scale: regular air squats)

Recovery Option: Walk a lap or 30 sec plank hold between rounds.

? 3. Circuit 2: Step-Up Strength Set (10 minutes)

Find a sturdy surface (bench, wall ledge, curb, or low bleacher). Do 3 rounds:
• 20 Step-Ups (10 each leg)
• 15 Bulgarian Split Squats (use same surface, 8 each leg)
• 20 LBCs
• 10 Burpees (scale: 5 if needed)

Note: Step-up pace can be moderate to preserve legs for later.

? 4. Circuit 3: Full Body AMRAP (10 minutes)

As Many Rounds As Possible in 10 minutes:
• 10 HR Merkins
• 15 Air Squats
• 20 Mountain Climbers (R+L = 1)
• 15 Lunges (total)
• 30 sec plank hold

Goal: Consistent pace, emphasize form.

? 5. Cooldown Yoga Flow (7 minutes)

Guided Flow:
1. Downward Dog – 30 sec
2. Step to Forward Fold – 20 sec
3. Slow Roll Up to Mountain Pose
4. Warrior I (R) – 30 sec
5. Warrior II (R) – 30 sec
6. Flow to Plank → Cobra → Downward Dog
7. Warrior I (L) – 30 sec
8. Warrior II (L) – 30 sec
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Rose Infested Snake Pit

WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, Windmill, Cherry Pickers, Out of sync Hillbilly walkers
THE THANG: 1 man performs 10 sandbag tosses, while the remaining PAX rotate between stations of Goblet squats, Single Arm Rows, Romanian Deadlifts (1 or 2 leg), OH Press
MARY: You know I timed it perfect
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Pauly D in the home stretch. Being a dad can be tough.

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