Dice & Deck of Pain

WARMUP: SSH, Moroccans, windmill, static stretching
THE THANG: 17 kettle bell cards, pick one, roll the dice for reps then do a lap. Repeat
MARY: one round of BB sit-ups w weight
ANNOUNCEMENTS: sign up for band 5k & cannoli run
COT: embrace the journey, focus on the process, happiness is on the trail not just at the finish line.

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Handstands, burpees, and bear crawls oh my!

WARMUP:
Mozy to the wall
SSH
Low Slow Squat
CDD and chill

THE THANG:
Balls to the wall
It was at this point Sasquatch joined us
10 handstand pushups OYO
People’s chair
10 wall squats
Balls to the wall
10 handstand pushups OYO
20 burpees

mozy to roundabout
bear crawl around roundabout
20 burpees – to control the amount of chatter. There are people sleeping in those apartments ya know.
A2G (deep squat) for the 6

mozy to second roundabout
bear crawl around roundabout. Turns out this one is bigger. Who knew?
Olaf joined the group
20 more burpees to keep em quiet
Plank for the 6

mozy back to first roundabout
crab walk around
Plank for the 6

Mozy back to Red Bowl
3 corners, 10 reps each:
1) Big Boys and 2count Flutters
2) Burpees!!
3) Jump Squats and Bomb Jacks
The pattern was 1, 2, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3, 2, etc.
Funhouse joined us somewhere in here

MARY:
Flutters, Peter Parkers, and LBCs

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Men’s shelter next week – Battle Bot
Blood Drive – 3D
Cannoli run
New 3rd F on Wednesdays – Kaiser
4/20 Partake – Battle Bot
Download “In Love While Parenting” App. It’s free – Olaf

COT:

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Q vs Q 2023 Finals

WARMUP: SSH and Moroccan Night Clubs

Order:
Sally
Zalinsky
Olaf
Poppins

Sally’s Q:
Top- 10 shoulder press w/ coupons
Downhill- 10 steps then 10 mountain climbers double count.
Bottom- 10 XFactors single count
Uphill- 10 steps then 10 Merkins on hill
Repeat 10 times or until inevitable time out

Zalinsky’s Q:
Partner Dora
AMRAP excercises were Prison Cell Merkins, Jump Squats, Big Boy Situps.
4 corner exercises were: 10 Merkins, 10 Big Boys, 10 Squats, 5 Burpees

Olaf’s Q:
Fire hose indian run to bleachers. Stop for burpees along the way twice.
Teams divided into two and bear crawl under the bleachers, do 3 hand release merkins, run back.

Poppins’ Q:
Partner up. Movements to cones and back. Burpees at each side. Movements were: Partner carry, wheelbarrow, bear crawl, long jump. Start with 10 burpees on each end and drop it by 2 each time we swapped movements.

FINAL VOTES
Olaf – 19
Poppins – 18
Zalinsky – 5
Sally – 3

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Fill in for UHaul at Colosseum

WARMUP:
– We warmed up with some stretching and some merkins and some mountain climbers

THE THANG:
– Run to back of school on long bus road and grab a rock at the bottom
– A lot of running back and forth and lifting rocks and such
– Then we went to the parking lot right behind the school and did a short four corners
– Ended with an AYG back to COT

MARY: No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter

COT: The 5th Core Principle

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Substi-Q

Fishsticks is under the weather so I tried to fill his shoes. Disclaimer given and short mosey through first loop. Warm-up with SSHs, Windmills, Hillbilly walkers, Merkins, Peter Parkers, Parker Peters, and MNCs.
Mosey over to near flagpole. Start on one side of curb, bear crawl to other side, 5 merkins, craw bear back to start, 5 V-ups. 5 rounds.
Mosey over to parking lot behind schools. There are 5 posts (3 lights, 2 bball hoops).
1 – Run to 1st post, 5 burpees, run back to start, run to 2nd post, 5 burpees, run back to start, etc, through 5th post.
2 – Run to 1st post, 10 jump squats, back to start, same pattern but through 4th post.
3 – Lunge walk to 1st post, bear crawl to 3rd post, reverse lunge walk to 5th post. Jog back to start.
4 – Run to 2nd post, 10 mtn climbers and 10 seal jacks, run back to start, run to 4th post, 10 mtn climbers and 10 seal jacks, run back to start.
5 – Run to 5th post, 50 SSHs, 50 LBCs, run back to start.

Move over to benches. Time was running short so a round of 8s. 7 step-ups, 1 squat, 6 step-ups, 2 squats, etc.

Time’s almost up so mosey back to COT to finish with some boxcutters. Time’s up, recover. Small group today but it was good to hang out with some guys I don’t normally see.
-Mainframe

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Almost a 3-way

WARMUP: Mozy, Side straddle hops, tie fighters
THE THANG: two pain stations set up 50yds apart, two rounds…almost 3. Mozy to tables for step ups and dips
MARY: round robin
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Donations to ship remaining shoes
COT: prayers for Peabody, prayers for Family!

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Almost a 3-way

WARMUP: Mozy, Side straddle hops, tie fighters
THE THANG: two pain stations set up 50yds apart, two rounds…almost 3. Mozy to tables for step ups and dips
MARY: round robin
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Donations to ship remaining shoes
COT: prayers for Peabody, prayers for Family!

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