A Halloween Nightmare

COP

Take a lap around HT

SSH x 30
Windmills x 15
Mtn Climbers x 15
IW x 15

The Thang:

Mosey to new spot

H-and Release Merkins x 100
A-ir Squats x 100
Take a lap
L-unges x 100 each legs
L-ow Dolly x 150
O-ut and Back – take a lap
W-orld War II Sit Ups x 100
E-scalator (10 Jump Squats, 20 Burpees, 30 Merkins, 40 Squats, 50 Lunges)
Take a lap
E-mpty Wheelbarrow
N-olan Ryans x 50 (each side)

Mosey home. Only Slapshot made it to the end.

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Mr October

THE THANG: some rucked, some ran Hills of Brayden, some did their own route, all got better
COT: Shout Out to Assassin as Site Q keeling Flught Plan strong! Thx for Q invite!

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Exfoliation Free Lot

Quick disclaimer and warmup and we were off.
We took two steps forward and one step back, because opposites attract, or something like that.
Bear Crawl two parking spots and do a Merkin, then Crawl Bear one back. We did a few sets of this including lunges and broad jumps.
Next up was a Dora – 100 push-ups, 200 Squats, 300 LBCs. Mode of transportation was a lap around the parking lot.
Back to COT for prayers and praises.
– JWow

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SLOW BURNING TABATA…

WARMUP:
Started with a Mosey to Lowes parking lot, followed with Warm-O-Rama exercises of below,

Side Straddle Hop
Produce Pickers
Hillbilly Walkers
Windmills
Moroccan Nightclubs
Imperial Walkers

Mosey to persis for some,

Lunge Walk
Toy Soldiers
Butt Kickers
High Knees
Bear Crawl

THE THANG:
Mosey back to the shovel flag for the main course Tabata workout that included 40 second exercise with 15 seconds to switch gears for the next one.

2 sets each alternatively of,
Carolina Dry Docks
LBCs

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Shoulder Taps
Freddie Mercury

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Superman
Mountain Climbers

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Peter Parker
American Hammers

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Flutter Kicks
Dying Cockroaches

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Monkey Humpers
Honeymooner

And the clock struck 6…

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dam2Dam Fundraiser events

COT:
Prayer Requests
Started the day praying to the Almighty

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Rocktober Finally at SlowBurn

Mostly old guys at SlowBurn. Effort was acceptable for SlowBurn, but poor at best. Attention to detail was poor at best.

There were 10 counts
There were options to modify down (and they were clearly used)
You vs. You gents

Anywho, some busted their butt, well done.

opening band (reps of 10-12 unless stated otherwise:
mosey
low slow squat
imp walker
hillbilly walker
2 flying squirrel OYO
flutter
side S hop (really? this is where you modify)
shoulder tap
calf raises
2 flying squirrel
peter parker
lbc
hand release merkin
overhead clap
2 flying squirrel

the headliner:
6 boards
6 exercises on each (repeat until end of song)
6 songs

musical interlude:
Prong, Non-Existence
5 flying squirrel
20 OH claps
5 burpees
20 mor night club
10 plank jacks
10 imp walker

musical interlude:
Static-X, Sweat of the Bud
15 low slow squat
15 merkins
15 jump squats
15 HR merkins
15 sumo squats
15 carolina DD

musical interlude:
Helmet, Unsung
10 BB sits
10 shoulder taps
20 lbc
10 mtn climbers
10 lunge
10 scorpion DD

musical interlude:
The 69 Eyes w/ Wednesday 13, The Last House on the Left
10 monkey humpers
10 flutter
10 hillbilly walker
10 hello dolly
10×3 calf raisies
20 lbc

musical interlude:
Gojira, Stranded
5 donkey kicks
5 burpees
5 inchworm merkins
5 burpees
5 bomb jacks
5 burpees

musical interlude:
Hatebreed, I Will Be Heard
10 squats
10 lbc
10 side s hop
10 merkins
10 imperial walker
10 dying cockroach

Thanks to Peach Stand to lead at the best AO. Yes, I said it.

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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Slow Burning Tabata…

WARMUP:
Started with a Mosey to Lowes parking lot, followed with Warm-O-Rama exercises of below,

Side Straddle Hop
Produce Pickers
Hillbilly Walkers
Windmills
Moroccan Nightclubs
Imperial Walkers

Mosey to persis for some,

Lunge Walk
Toy Soldiers
Butt Kickers
High Knees
Bear Crawl

THE THANG:
Mosey back to the shovel flag for the main course Tabata workout that included 40 second exercise with 15 seconds to switch gears for the next one.

2 sets each alternatively of,
Carolina Dry Docks
LBCs

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Shoulder Taps
Freddie Mercury

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Superman
Mountain Climbers

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Peter Parker
American Hammers

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Flutter Kicks
Dying Cockroaches

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Monkey Humpers
Honeymooner

And the clock struck 6…

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dam2Dam Fundraiser events

COT:
Prayer Requests
Started the day praying to the Almighty

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Ballroom Blitz

Name the band and album
7 is a lousy number, that is what you get when JWOW is leading another AO
We still had 6 good looking old guys, respect
Exercise effort was 77.14286% overall
Mumble chatter was excessive
Thanks for coming Twister (not related to the mumble chatter comment)

This:
(reps were primarily in the moderate range, 10-12ish)
disclaimer
mosey
imperial walker
LBC
windmill
shoulder taps
OH claps
gas pumper (yes Twister, the gas pumper)
MOR NClub
LSS
merkin
hillybilly walker
dying cockroach
monkey humper
mosy-ish walk-ish to the row of street lights
squat
toy soldier to next light
squat
carolina DD
toy soldier to next light
squat
carolina DD
BB sits
toy soldier to next light
squat
carolina DD
BB sits
imperial walker
toy soldier to next light
squat
carolina DD
BB sits
imperial walker
HR merkins
toy soldier to next light
squat
carolina DD
BB sits
imperial walker
HR merkins
SS hop
walk it out to the next light
travolta
butt kicker to next light
travolta
hello dolly
butt kicker to next light
travolta
hello dolly
calk raise x 3
butt kicker to next light
travolta
hello dolly
calf raise x 3
scorpion DD
butt kicker to next light
travolta
hello dolly
calf raise x 3
scorpion DD
MOR NClub to next light walking
travolt
hello dolly
calf raise x 3
scorpion DD
MOR NClub
dips on the curb
walk to the next light
Mahktar N’Diayes

Back to COT
Thanks for the opp Boogie

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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