10 pax didn’t oversleep

WARMUP: The usual suspects. SSH, Imperial Walkers, Oyster Pickers, short mosey.
THE THANG:
Around the circle 5 squats/5 swings/5 curls rotate to right using another bell. 10 rounds.

11 of Derkins on Bell/One arm press

Partner bell carry run up/back/up

KB Ring of Pain with 7 stations.
Complete station-KB bear crawl to center – One ManMaker. Second station 2 ManMakers, etc…

UHaul AMRAP to close it out.

MARY: She was missed.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Be the change.
COT: COT.

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March Madness

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, cherry pickers, runners stretch, merkins, mosey then some merkins, squats, bigboys
THE THANG: Partner up, split up 100 merkins, 100 dry docs, 100 dips while partners alternate running length of earth fare parking lot. Ladders. Partner up, split up 100 big boys, 100 6 count flutters. Ladders. Partner up, split up 100 squats, 100 lunges, 100 merkins. 5 burpees or so to round out the workout.
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tortoise & Hair, a few other events
COT: Prayers & Praises

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Oh yeah… We have been here before…

WARMUP:
Mosey down 160 towards Dam Rd. and the back fire entrance.

THE THANG:
Top of the Hill
5 – Lt. Dan Magic Legs

Light post Ladder
5 – Burpees – All the way to the fence
10 – Diamond Merkins
15 – Sumo Squats
20 – American Hammers
25 – Seal Jacks – Closest to the top of thy hill

Run back to COT

MARY:
Not enough time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tortoise and the Hare

COT:
PEAR

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The Smokin Ladder Workout

Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Moroccan Night Clubs – 15 IC
Imperial Walkers- 20 IC
Mosey around parking lot

The Thang:
1. Ladder
Start at 5 reps, add +5 each round until 25, then work back down.
Exercises:
KB Swings
Goblet Squats
KB Rows (each arm)

Ladder format: 5-10-15-20-25-20-15-10-5

2. Grinder (3 Rounds)
5 Man Makers
10 KB Chest Press
15 KB Deadlifts
20 KB American Hammers (with KB, 2-count = 1)

Round 1 MOT: Bear Crawl
Round 2 MOT: Lunges
Round 3 MOT: Crab Walk

MARY: Not present today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Cindie circuit snakey pit

Warmup: usual… Carry bells down the hill
Thang: 
2 stations & ‘base’
Base is Garage by Cindie-storage. Bell-station (1)  is by bus drop, Body-exercise up the hill a bit
Circuit: Each round, do exercise at each station… every time you pass the base, grab Cindie & do manmakers. MOT up hill is NUR, otherwise mosey.
Plank or Al-Gore till 6 is up between rounds
Round. Station-1 / Base # reps / Station-2:

  1. 15 Cleans each side / 1 / 15 Flutters (4-ct.)
  2. 20 Bell swings / 2 / 20 Merkins
  3. 15 snatches each side / 3 / 15 Big boys
  4. 25 Curls (1 ct.) / 4 / 25 Jump Squats
  5. 15 Gunslingers each side / 5 / 40 LBCs
  6. 10 RDL’s each side / 4 / 20 Wide Merkins
  7. 10 Clean & Press each side / 3 / 30 Monkey Humpers
  8. 15 Deadman-to-Barbarian / 2 / 40 Penguins (heel tap / 2 ct.)
  9. 25 Swings / 1 / 25 Gas Pumpers

: we only got through 5 rounds
MARY: along for the Thang
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel, RYN (read your Newsletter)
COT: held… Burdens shared, prayers offered.

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Loop or no loop!

WARMUP: NA
THE THANG: run Dobbys Bridge towards downtown, left on Fairway, if you are over 20 minutes when you get to the end of Fairway, just turn back the same way. If 20 minutes or less, left on Banks, left on FM Parkway, back to Blue.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Burpacides

WARMUP: SSH / Windmills / Low Slow Squats / Worlds Greatest Stretch
THE THANG: Mosey to the back of the theater for parking lot lines
bear crawl to first line -> 5 Burpees
Crab Walk to second line -> 5 Burpees
Repeat across the lot
Run around back to the start repeat
Run around back to the start and run to first line, nur back
run to second line nur back across the lot
Mosey back to COT
MARY: Present
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT:

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Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

WARMUP: Mosey to the theater entrance walkway

Exercises in cadence:
Windmills x 10
Imperial Walkers x 10
HILLBILLY Walkers x 10
Merkins x 11
Hold plank
Shoulder taps x 15
Low slow squats x 10 – hold peoples chair on the last rep then Moroccan nights clubs x 10 while holding the people chair.
Recover and 5 burpees

Mosey to back theatre lot for the main event.

THE THANG: Part 1 –
Partner Dora – 100 merkins, 200 sumo squats, 300 double count flutter kicks

Mosey toward Portofino’s
At the side just before getting there, lunge walk with 20 squats OYO

At Portofino’s – 15 monkey humpers in cadence – just because.

Mosey to hill for Part 2

Part 2 – merkin hill
7’s – diamonds at the bottom and wide arm merkins at the top. Running back and forth.

After all PAX finished – 10 6-count burpees in cadence.

Mosey to the next spot for derkins and dips in cadence

Mosey to COT in time for 0600

MARY: Notably absent – open to all men
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, CSAUPs and read the newsletter
COT: remains the 5th core principle

PAX got their money’s worth and a view of the ground sod red stone too. Thanks for the call, Goose. Always an honor to post in the land of MILGA & honey. 👁️

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Lots of Lunges


WARMUP:
WINDMILL,STRAWBERRY PICKER,MOROCCAN NIGHT CLUB, SSH
THE THANG:Bag Toss, Over Head Press, Squats, High Pulls, Man Makers, Over Head Ruck around parking lot. 10 REPS EACH EXERCISE.
MARY: LBC'S,FREDDY MERCURY, BOX CUTTER
ANNOUNCEMENTS: BETHEL MENS SHELTER AND NEWSLETTER EVENTS
COT: ENDED WITH PRAY 🙏 FOR TRAVELING RESTORATION IN MARRIAGE AND RELATIONSHIPS

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Everything and All of Them Smokin Workout

Warm-Up:
SSH x 25
Imperial Walkers x 15 (IC)
Moroccan Night Clubs x 20 (IC)
Windmills x 10 (IC)
Strawberry Pickers x 10 (IC)
Cheese Shredder

Block 1: Load & Move:
AMRAP (5 minutes) x 2 Rounds:
Sandbag Clean to Shoulder x 10
Ruck/Weighted Vest Walking Lunges x 20 steps
Kettlebell Swings x 20
Bear Crawl (ruck on) – 25 yards

Block 2: Grinder Circuit:
3 Rounds:
Sandbag Squats x 20
Kettlebell Renegade Rows x 10 each arm
Ruck Push-Ups x 20
Kettlebell Curls x 20
Plank Jacks (ruck on) x 20
Rest: 60 seconds between rounds

Mary:
Flutter Kicks until time was up (IC)

Announcements: Read your newsletter

COT: Prayers and Praises

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