Murph Prep

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WARMUP: windmills, merkins low slow squats
THE THANG: mosey to student entrance for muscle ups and the first set of curtsy squats. Mosey to front of school for dips and squats. Mosey to teacher entrance for squats and merkins. Mosey to bus line for Nurs up the hill for curtsy squats and run to bottom for merkins. Mosey to COT for Mary and Airborne hip exercises.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Escalating Esca…..whatever

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WARMUP: SSH x 10, mosey with bear crawl along the mural.
THE THANG: escalating exercises with escalating rep counts around the mile loop.
MARY: not today young lady
ANNOUNCEMENTS: cannoli run 2025.
COT: it is a core principle

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Pendulums and clocks at Golden Corral

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WARMUP: Mozy to the corner of the HT parking lot then mountain climbers, merkins, CDD, Moroccan nightclubs, American hammers.
THE THANG: Mozy to the side of HT for wall sits. First person bearcrawls to the other side and does two burpees. Bearcrawls back. Each Pax goes once while others wall sit. Next round, everyone moves to plank position facing the wall. First person does 5 wall-tar-jai five then crawlbears to the other side for five merkins. Bearcrawls back. Rinse and repeat until all pax go once.
Mozy around back of HT and stop in front of the dumpster for three burpees. (Dumpster season not in full bloom yet, but it’s coming soon). Continue mozy through the neighborhood to the water fountain for pendulum 7s. Pax starts at top of the hill for big boy sit-ups and runs down (and back up) the hill to the fire department for Carolina dry docks. (6/1, 5/2, 4/3 etc.)
Once 7s completed, we 10-count walked to the fountain for clock merkins. Everyone starts at their own 6 o’clock and does 6 merkins. From plank position, side shuffle to 7 o’clock for 7 merkins. Rinse and repeat until we got to 12 o’clock. Due to limited time, we skipped 1 o’clock through 5 o’clock.
Mozy to COT.
MARY: not present. (Open to all men only)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Upcoming CSAUPs, blood drive, newsletter
COT: prayers for family health, end of school year

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More Than A Few Miles

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We had 5 PAX, 5 Rucks and 4 Sandbags (allowed for 1 man to rotate in/out).
WARMUP: Not really.
THE THANG: Transport all the gear to the circle in the NE corner of Kingsley. Rucks only – lunge walk around the circle.
Transport all gear to the traffic light to our east for 10 lifts with either Ruck & Sandbag or Ruck-Only.
Shuffle with all gear back to the circle and regroup.
Ruck with all gear to the SE corner of the big parking on the other end of Kingsley.
Rucks only, 5 Man Makers and 10 LBC’s in each corner while shuffling between corners.
This is where the modification entered as I was losing track of time so we had to fast-forward through some of the Weinke.
All gear to the “stage” next to Carolina Ale House.
With all the gear in a pile, each man lined up 2′ apart, facing opposite directions. Starting at one end, we’d pass each coupon from one man to another, utilizing core muscles until all gear was at the other end. We did this several times so every man got to experience the outer and inner posts.
Slick, bear crawl up the 10 steps then jog back to the start and repeat.
Move all gear back to the flag for some rowing.
5 Bent-Over Rows & 5 Upright Rows
Repeat 3 more times.
MARY: Mixed throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: MEMORIAL MURPH and other things.
COT: 5th Core Principle

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Say it your birthday ?

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WARMUP: Did hand full of exercises and then moseyed
Hit the benches and did some dips, step ups, other stuff
Did some shuffling, karaoke and jogging
THE THANG:
Down on football field
10 exercises
Crawl bear 10 yards do 10 reps of exercise
Rinse and Repeat every 10 yard to 40yd line
Move to next exercise and do the same
It was awful and crowd pleasing
MARY: wrap up fin 3 exercises in COT
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read Newsletter and say Happy Birthday Barkley
COT: thank you for the opportunity to provide some suck in your life
Good Afternoon Sir!

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Miserable Mile

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WARMUP: SSH, Windmill, MNC, Overhead Claps
THE THANG:
4 quarter-mile laps around the parking lot. Stopped every quarter of a lap and did 10 reps of one exercise Burpees, Squats, Merkins, Big Boys x 4 for a total of 40 of each throughout the mile.

Partner DORA

50 Step Up Burpees
100 – Squats
100 – Merkins
100 – SSH
100 – Plank Jacks

The timer was a run around the BMX offices and concession stand.
MARY: Box Cutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Made mention of the 3 CSAUPs this summer in FM, RH has a CSAUP – Hog and Coyote in June
COT: Closed in prayer

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Deck O’Pain

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WARMUP: Windmills, Morrocan nightclubs, Imperial walkers and Hillbilly walkers…short mosey up to NaFo bench area.
THE THANG: Deck O’Pain
JOKERS= 10 BURPEES
HEARTS= MERKINS
DIAMONDS = SSH
CLUBS= BIG BOYS
SPADES = CDD
ONCE WE COMPLETED THE DECK WE DID A RUN WITH 10 BURPEES.
WE DID A SHORT MOSEY OVER TO THE PULLUPS BARS AND DID 5 ROUNDS OF
5 PULLUPS
5 KNEES TO CHEST
10 SQUATS
THEN RUN DOWN TO THE STOP SIGN AND BACK.

MARY: some Mary was had ending with body destroyers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, newsletter and Murph
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Jason Richards “Falcon”

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13 PAX + Falcon = 14. The same number of PAX that showed up in the gloom on 4/29/2024 when Falcon collapsed after his first workout. We are here to honor this man

WARMUP:
9 motivators – a crowd favorite
Low slow squats with coupon
Low slow merkins

THE THANG:
“Falcon Heavy”
14 SSH in cadence buy-in
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4 rounds of 26 each with coupons. Only progress to the next movement once everyone except Cohiba is done
Flutters with press (the hard way)
American Hammers (the hard way)
Lunges (the easy way)
Curls
Overhead press
No rest Thrusters – if the coupon drops below your chest, 5 manmaker penalty for everyone. This was abused
Shuffle a lap with the coupon
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14 SSH in cadence (called correctly)

We made 3 full rounds. Some would say we could have finished if we didn’t mess around with motivators during warmup. Scientists are now referring to these claims as “wrong”.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: loads of stuff this summer
COT: Lifting up Falcon’s family

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Closing out the week in good form

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WARMUP: windmills to start and various exercises in cadence while a few pax rolled in hot.
THE THANG: mosey to the sugar creek elementary school back lot for rounds of 5’s 17’s and 23’s

Set 1 – 5 rounds – 5 burpees, 17 merkins and 23 squats with bear crawling in between stations.

Dark Helmet used the pink Port a John. Other details unknown.

Set 2 – 5 rounds – 5 squats, 17 lunges and 23 side straddle hops with crawl bearing between stations.

Observation – Harry Caray is getting faster as he ages.

Mosey to pull up bars for 7’s and Cindy’s- Pull ups and cinder block curls. Flutters with the block held high to finish.

Return cinder blocks to the pile then 5 burpees OYO before a slowsy to COT.

MARY: a minute’s worth of abs plus one body destroyer brought us to 0600.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: You bet

COT: 5th core principle with emphasis on our concentrica – namely shorties.

Thanks, Harry Caray for the call! :eye:

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