Back to basics

WARMUP: dynamic and static movements
THE THANG: start with 50 of each for first set. Merkins, squats, lbc’s, cdd’s, alternating lunges, flutters. 10 burpees, Followed by lap around parking lot, hold plank for the 6. Repeat but drop reps to 40. We got in 3 rounds. Solid work by all. Proper form was highly encouraged.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read news letter
COT:talked with 2 passerby’s about what we are about. Give it away…

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Hills pay the bills

WARMUP: nah
THE THANG: Mosey towards Gold Hill, since it was 10/3/22 approx every .25 miles we did 3 Kraken Burpees, 10 Mtn climbers and 22 flutters. When we got to Gold Hill we did sprints every other light pole and looped around far end parking lot and around back of school where we I explained next part.,

Hill repeats, 1st trip:

CDD (10) going up and squats (10) going down hill for first trip (every other pole)

Flutters at top and bottom waiting for 6, plus 20/22 extra

2nd trip: Burpees up (3) and Monkey humpers (10) every third pole

Flutters again, mosey back to COT

MARY: burpees instead
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel mens shelter, pints n padres
COT: had to be there

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Mucho Chesto

WARMUP: mosey with toy soldiers and karaoke. Then SSH, windmills, mini mucho chesto and Peter Parker’s
THE THANG: 20 air squats with ass in grass, 25 chest press, 20 KB Squats, 20 shoulder press, 20 split squats, 20 skull crushers. Take a lap. Every Minute on the Minute (EMOM): 11 merkins for 10 minutes. Take a lap. 20 air squats with ass in grass, 25 chest press, 20 KB Squats, 20 shoulder press, 20 split squats, 20 skull crushers. End with Airborne’s Hip Exercises
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: trash pickup moved to 10/8
COT:

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Cone Course and Slow Dirty McDeuce

WARMUP:
No running – just normal stuff with a little stretching

THE THANG Part 1:
Partner work: Partner 1 does stationary exercise while partner 2 does a moving exercise through cone course.
1. LBCs –> lunges
2. American Hammer–>bunny hops
3. Peter Parkers –> karaoke
4. Squats –> backwards lunges
5. Flutters –> High Knees then Butt Kickers
6. Imperial Walkers–> broad jumps
7. Bombjacks —> shuffle

THE THANG Part 2:
Slow Dirty McDeuce – 12x, slow 4 count
Set 1
– Wide arm Merkins
– Squats
– LBC

Set 2
– Dry Docks
– Flutter Kicks
– Calf Raises

Set 3
– Irkins
– Step lunges
– Weezy Jefferson

Set 4 – Out of time…

Great work, men!

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Leg Day Rucking

WARMUP: 15 Windmills in cadence and 10 Cherry pickers
THE THANG: 3.25 miles with exercises every .4-.5 miles
Exercises includes squats, push-ups, calf raises, shoulder taps, jump squats, and thrusters.
MARY: Who is Mary?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Star Course is next week
COT: Prayers for all those effected by Hurricane Ian.

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Ian Spawned Off A Sharknado As It Left Tega Cay

WARMUP: Moraccian Nightclubs, Overhead Claps, Peter Parkers, Hill Billy Walkers, Cherry Pickers and Sumo Squats all in reps from 7 – 10.

THE THANG: Today seemed like a appropriate time to bring back out a workout that is a real ass kicker that I haven’t done in awhile. It’s called Sharknado. The running part is meant to be done in a relatively flat parking lot but since Alcatraz is where real men post I figured we needed to throw some Tega Cay hills in the mix. We started on a street in a neighborhood but after several dogs started barking at us running back and forth on the hill we decided to Omaha over to a even steeper hill with less houses. Here’s how Sharknado goes

Start with 10 burpees followed by a run up the hill and back.
Next 20 Hand Release Merkins run up and back
20 Big Boy Sit Ups run up and back
20 Monkey Humpers run up and back
20 Scorpion Dry Docks run up and back

Goal is try to make it through 5 rounds. 2 achieved 5 rounds the others completed 4 rounds and some change.
This workout sucks and will test even the fittest of Pax. Total of 2.5 miles of hills.

MARY: We returned to COT for 10 minutes of stretching which we found out Fishstix needs much more of in his life. There was much moaning and groaning for this segment of my Q.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bourbon Tasting, Skeet Shoot and Golf Tournament are all coming up for D2D fundraiser.
COT: Prayers for some Pax injured while running Bourbon Chase this weekend and their safe return home. Prayers for Pax in Florida and others we don’t know that got devastated from Ian. Let us be a huge support for them.
Thanks again for the Q stick fellas. Time for a nap.

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War eagle swoops down to attack the liger

WARMUP: yes…ran up the hill by the football stadium for SSH, windmills, merkins, Moroccan night clubs, squats, and some stretching of the shoulders.
THE THANG: deck of cards was the game. Every 6 cards we ran about 100 yards and back. And let’s just say the exercises didn’t line up so well with the cards.
Diamonds: 2-7 were merkin with a KB pull; 8-A (fan favorite) we’re man makers
Spades: 2-7 lunges with bell; 8-A squat thrusters
Clubs: 2-7 flutter with a press; 8-A American hammers
Hearts: 2-7 curls; 8-A KB swings
MARY: nada
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 10 year coming up
COT: prayers for YHC’s M for job offer (which she got the next day), health for friends and families, schools and kids

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Fancy and Footloose

WARMUP:
15 SSHs
Mosey up large hill
Plank:
-Broga
10-Hillbilly Walker’s
Mosey down the hill
10-Merkins
15-Low slow squats
Mosey
Lunge Walk
Mosey
Bear Crawl
THE THANG:
Star of Pain
8 exercises perform 1min each
1 burpee move to next station
Two rounds = 16 Burpees
MARY:
Plank on church step wile 1runner goes up steps and back
Hold plank until all PAX are complete
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Shoes for Kenya success 👏🏻🥓
Bourbon 🥃 Tasting coming up
Read newsletter
COT:
Prayers for all in path of hurricane Ian
Happy Birthday to the Fort 9/29/12
Prayers for marriages and to “get right” in order to be right for your M

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What Storm?

Seven men decided to brave the storm for some boot and broga at Varsity this morning. Here’s what we did:

WarmUp

  • 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
  • 10 Hillbilly Walkers (IC)
  • 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
  • Mosey to the Front of the School

The Thang

Grab a bench

  • 10 Irkins (IC)
  • 10 Dips (IC)
  • 10 Situps (IC) w/ feet on the bench

Lap around the lot

  • 10 Derkins (IC)
  • 10 Side Tri Rise (IC)
  • 10 American Hammers (IC)

Lap around the lot

  • 10 Merkins (IC)
  • 10 Squats (IC)
  • 10 LBCs (IC)

Mosey to side entrance

  • 10 Diamond Merkins (IC)
  • 10 Steps Ups each leg
  • 10 Flutters (IC)

Mosey back to front entrance

  • 20 minutes of “I’m not a professional” broga

Mosey back to COT

NMM

Thank you for the opportunity to Q, Bodywash. I was pleasantly surprised with the turnout and pretty decent weather. We had some great conversation, a few laughs, and learned that Head Spin is a flexible dude. YHC and Ruby Slippers kept our head’s down out of fear of falling face first onto the pavement, unlike Bodywash how has great balance. Grout continues to crush it, Esso continues to make it look easy, and Tapout continues to have more energy than all others combined.

While standing in the COT today, the wind began to pick up. I couldn’t help but think of God’s presence in that moment. Often in the Old Testament, the Spirit of God is described as “wind” or “breath” (the Hebrew word Ruach). God’s Ruach is the source of life. My prayer for you today is that you will feel His Spirit and will be moved to act accordingly. Stay safe as Ian takes aim on the Carolinas. Focus on your faith and family and find time to enjoy the Ruach as it manifests in your life.

Aye!

Italian Job

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