The Dirty 21s

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Merkins, Burpees, Hillbilly Walkers, Overhead Claps, Calf Raises, and Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: 21s of Big Boy Sit Ups and Carolina Dry Docks with running in between; Light Poles: 5 Burpees then Lunges and Nur to next light pole and then 10 Squats then bear crawl to next light pole and run back to COT
MARY: Flutters until 6am
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP Relay Race and Check your bulletin
COT: Spectre buying a house and trying to get pregnant

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Show up if you want pullups. Show up if you don’t

WARMUP:
Polish Mating Dance – in honor of Kielbasa’s return
Scapular merkins
regular Merkins
Squats
Cherry pickers

Today’s message: Whatever you’re dealing with, just hang in there. Cat posters to follow.

THE THANG:

Mosey to pullup bars
Split into 2 groups due to size
1 minute dead hang
1 minute plank
1 minute dead hang
1 minute Al Gore
1 minute dead hang
1 minute people’s chair

Yog to the track
Tabata sprints
20 seconds all out sprint
20 seconds rest
3 out (only tell them about the 3)
3 back
Make it back to where you started
Bear crawl to cover missed distance

Yog to the pullup bars

5-10-15-20-
Pullups
Merkins
Toes 2 bar/knees to elbows
Run down the hill
Burpees
Run back up the hill

MARY:
Flutters
Pecker pointers
Hello Dollys
Dying cockroaches

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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No pain no gain

WARMUP: 1 mile mosey through the mean streets and rolling hills of downtown Fort Mill, followed by a 1 mile Indian run
THE THANG: 11’s at the Monroe White hill with burpees at the bottom and bomb jacks at the top
MARY: Hello dolly, American hammers, merkins, and flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: upcoming CSAUP, Blood drive at Forest Hills 7/14
COT: prayers for a friend of Kermit’s that just lost a young child
Prayers for fire marshal Bill as his business struggles through employee turnover during a period of high demand
Prayers for Gekko as he tackles a 100 mile run 💪

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Diabeetus

WARMUP: First, we warmed up.
THE THANG: Then we did a lot of kettlebell stuff and ran a little.
MOSTLY, we listened to what might have been the worst playlist ever conceived. From the marginally incestuous Osmonds, to the Killers, to what was probably the biggest surprise which was Wilford Freaking Brimley. The diabeetus commercial guy you say? Yes. Beloved actor who starred in the 1985 hit movie Cocoon? Yes. He’s a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? Well, he was when he was alive, yes… but please tell me THAT isn’t the thing that you find most surprising. He has albums. Of music. Where he sings. Doesn’t that shake you a little more to your core? I mean… even just a little? And to add insult to injury (and trust me, his singing was injurious), there’s not a single freaking song on his album about DIABETES TESTING SUPPLIES. Seriously, lean into your strengths, Wilford. WTF? You know diabetes supplies like no other… and yet you choose to sing about someone’s silver-haired daddy…? I’m not sure what to think anymore… I’m not sure this world was meant for me…
MARY: Once again, girls aren’t allowed. Core Principle #2.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: Core Principle #5

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Hill runs after squats suck, but not as much as Cancer

THE THANG: YHC’s nephew (my sister’s son) and sister in law (my M’s brother’s wife) both start cancer treatments this morning. He is 17 and fighting Aplastic Anemia for the second time in his short life (his odds of survival were slightly better than 50/50 the first time…). She is 32 and beginning a fight with Invasive Ductal Carcinoma between stage 2 & 3…

Being honest, Q’ing a workout seemed fairly pointless at 4:45 this morning and I seriously considered just driving out of the parking lot. I live a fairly pampered and fortunate life. Fairly solid marriage with a woman that loves me. Healthy kids that still want to be tucked in at night (14 & 12). A house in a neighborhood where I don’t worry about my family’s safety when I am gone. Bills that I can afford to pay.

While safely tucked in my slightly less swanky bubble here in The Fort my thoughts wander…

My nephew is 17. Cross Country king and faithful Catholic that worries he is not serving God faithfully enough. He fought and beat this disease when he was just 14. He took a trip to New Zealand sponsored by Make A Wish, but he refused to take the trip until he had beaten the disease… He knows exactly what this treatment is and how he will feel. He knows that best case it will be no worse than last time… And now, he lays in bed with a newly installed port in his chest so his doctors can fill his body with poison before bringing him back from the brink of death with a bone marrow transplant donated by a stranger. 50/50

My sister in law is a mere 32 years old and the absolute anchor of her family of 5. 3 boys, all under the age of 6 depend on her. Her husband worships the ground she walks on and doesn’t know what he will do if… She is looking at her newly installed port and wondering what treatment will be like, how will she feel, what will she be able to do and how will she love her boys well? 60-80%…

My overly simplistic message? Love your M and 2.0s and friends well because we may not know that today will be the best day of our lives once we arrive at tomorrow.

EXERCISES: We did Curls, Tricep Extensions, Squats, Hill Run, Lawnmower Pulls L/R, Squats, Hill Run, Shoulder Press L/R, Squats, Hill Run, Flutters, Chest Press, Squats, Hill Run, Repeat. Count for all was 49.

COT: Prayers for baby Rhett that is 7 days old and fighting to keep food and water down, Praises for @SLV and his M as they welcomed new baby yesterday, Prayers for our families.

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I’m Not A Runner?

WARMUP:
Slight mosey to the road leading from the Fort Mill parkway entrance to the AO.
Some 21’s of SSH and IW/HW (alternating IW and HW every round of 5)
20 SSH & 1 IW
19 SSH & 2 IW

16 SSH & 5 IW

THE THANG:

DORA of
100 Merkins
200 LBCs
300 Squats
One partner runs ~70yards up and down the slight incline
Continued the 21’s from above for another 5 rounds.

5 burpees
Run the same distance as from the DORA
10 squats
Run
10 Merkins
Run
10 LBCs
Run
X2

Then wrapped up as many of the 21’s as possible before COT.

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No discounts for the Coupons!

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Pickers, Merkins, Imperial Walkers, LBCs
THE THANG: Starfish w Bombjax at the center – 3 exercises at each of the corners. Coupons were a hit !
MARY: 5 mins at end
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive, CSAUP, Bubble pancake breakfast, Final count down,

COT: Prayers for Tootie, Destiny in-laws, Health, Families

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10 Round Ladder

WARMUP: Mosey to Fort Mill Church of God, Side straddle hop, cherry pickers, Moroccan nightclub
THE THANG: #1 PAX did wall sit while 1 PAX did 2 burpee’s each.
#2:
Round 1. (10 exercises below and drop last exercise each new round)
5 Burpee’s, 10 LBC’s, 15 CDD’s, 20 Lunges, 25 American Hammer’s, Plank (30 seconds), 35 Monkey Humpers, 40 Flutters, 45 Mountain Climbers, 50 Squats.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Rucking with push-ups

Plans had to be changed slightly as there were only 3 of us there but I still made sure we get our moneys worth of the early wake up.
We left the sandbags and ladder in the car and rucked around the school for 2.86 miles with 10 merkins every 3 minutes on the minute, total of 200 merkins. We finished up with 3 minutes of abs lab.

Great time to catch up with Mainframe and Divac.

I’ll keep the ladder handy for my next Q…

We prayed for our families, kids, patience and a great summer for everyone.

Tinsel out!

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