More Bear Crawling than necessary

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The Ranch

Mosey got out of the gate.
Plank up wait for 6
Mosey some more

Warmup
Some Yoga
Merkins
Mountain Climbers
Peter Parker’s
Shoulder Tap

Mosey
SSH
More Yoga
Sasquatch joined in

Mosey some more
Was thinking of sprints, but it was too wet for safety on that….so we did the Thighmaster (split squats)

Mosey back toward COT
Bearpees up to 10 burpees and 40 single count bear crawls
(1 burpee, 4 count bear crawl; 2:8, etc.)

Mosey back to the lap
Some balancing scales
Thighmaster again
One lap around the elementary school drop off area and back to COT

Howling Monkeys till 6am

NMM:
Been thinking about what followers learn when they see a leader fail and how that leader responds to failure. Does that response show a follower more about a leader’s abilities and dedication than success?

COT

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Bell Danglers

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Fourteen/Fifteen bell slingers decided to make the hard decision and accelerate their Wednesday morning. A disclaimer was made and we were off. We slowseyed over to the front of the school with the bells for a traveling warm up.

  •  10 side straddle hops than a mosey
  • 10 windmills than a mosey
  • 10 merkins than a mosey
  • Toy Soldiers
  • Karaokes

The Thang:

Dora is her name. Pain is her game.

Partner #1 – 100 KB Swing, 200 Bent Over Rows, 300 Merkins

Partner #2 – Run up to the top of the hill by the high school entrance sign and do 5 burpees.

When partner #2 gets back switch assignments.

After the pain was fully unleashed, we slowseyed back down the hill near COT for thang part 2.

The Thang 2:

Bear crawl with bell two parking spots and do 3 man makers. Went halfway across the parking lot and there was a half time performance.

Half Time: 10 snatches sprint across the parking lot and back. 10 KB swings sprint across the parking lot and back to your bell.

Half time was over and back to the rest of the scheduled program. Continue to bear crawl across the rest of the parking lot while doing 3 man makers every two parking spaces.

Back to COT for 30 seconds of LBC’s at Santini’s request.

Announcements, prayers & praises.

Thanks for the opportunity 3D.

-JWOW

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Fish Sticks’ Kryptonite

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The last Laces In at it’s quarantined location of Empire Pizza met in the muggy gloom.

WarmUp
– SSH
– MC
– Moroccan Night Club
– Some Yoga
– Shoulder Taps
– Merkins

Moseyed towards Persis parking lot:
11s with burpees & jump squats
mode of transportation: bear crawl

Mosey behind the Empire Pizza strip mall. YHC set up some cones prior to the workout

Red Barchetta
100 Yard Dash–>100 SSHs, run back to start point to plank/wait for six;
75 yard dash–>75 mountain climbers, run back to start point to plank/wait for six;
50 yard dash–>50 LBCs, run back to start point to plank/wait for six;
25 yard dash–>25 Merkins, run back to start point to plank/wait for six;
10 yard dash–>10 burpees, run back to start point and plank/wait for six.

Mosey back to COT:

Imperial Squat Walker – Cruel cousin of the Imperial Walker. This 4-count exercise starts with hands clasp on head. Count 1 = a squat. Count 2 = stand up and bring one knee up to the opposite elbow. Count 3 = a squat. Count 4 = stand up, other knee to other elbow

The Imperial Squat Walker is a crowd pleaser to close out a workout….#not

COT
-Band Camp dismissed

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Varsity Rocks

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Six men came out to Varsity to start their Fourth of July weekend off right.
Mosey Run (Toy soldiers, Butt Kickers, High Knees)

Warm up: [hint for the newbies out there: it might be helpful to remember the acronym SWIMLAPPs for a warmup routine]
SSH (IC 10x)
Windmill (IC 10x)
Imperial Walker (IC 10x)
Moroccan Nightclub (IC 10x)
Low Slow Squats (IC10x)
Arm Circles (IC 10X)
Peter Parker (IC 10x)
Plank stretches (enjoyed the orange/pinkness of the soon to be rising sun)
Downward dogs
Honeymooners

The Thang (patriotic tunes played here; playlist below)
Interval routine. Three sets:
Set A: Do the below 32 seconds on, 10 sec standing rest in between
Merkins
Cherry Pickers
Squats
Dips
Bobby hurleys
Set B: Do the below 40 seconds on, 15 sec rest in between
Mountain Climbers
LBC
Derkins
American Hammers
Crabby Patties
Set C: Do the below 45 seconds on, 20 sec standing rest in between
Flying Squirrels
Imp Walkers
Squat Jumps
step ups
SSH

We repeated all three sets.

Fini
COT

Welcome FNG “hacksaw”, 2.0 of Shopvac. Hacksaw just finished his first year at the Citadel.
Prayers/Praises: Prayers for Bonsai for peace for his family and he to recover asap.

Playlist:
Star spangled banner – KISS
We’re an American bad – Grand Funk
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A. – John Mellencamp
Rockin’ in the free world – Neil Young
Born in the USA – Springsteen
American Woman – The Guess Who (yeah, this is a Canadian band, but the song still has merit)
Living in the USA – Steve Miller Band
Pink Houses – John Mellencamp (…ain’t that America for you and me, ain’t that America something to see baby, ain’t that America home of the free…little pink houses for you and me)
California Girls – The Beach Boys

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The hive is alive

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7 at the hive.  never left COT and flowed through all the standard workouts with kettles,

curls gets the girls

tricepts get the guys

legs get the looks

abs get the talk

and lats get likes.

hips never get worked

stretching keeps the injuries away.

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Slow burn . . . yes really a slow burn

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A great day for a slow burn and exercises with a twister.  5 present on this glorious day.

toy solder twist

Moroccan night clubs

little baby circles

inchworm – check your ego and be honest with yourself and count your number

fast feet squat

plank jacks

dead bug

low country crab

mountain climbers

reverse monkey humpers

bear taps

some mozy and stretches to finish off the 45 minutes.

prays for those who are fighting health issues

meals on wheels – change order

this country AMEN

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Thrill… Running!?

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So Boss Hogg the fastest man in Fort Mill invited me to Q Footloose.  I hate running, but i’m slowly getting to not hate it so much now that my back is much better.

For those that don’t know, in 2015 I fell doing a mud run and royally screwed up my back.  It took years to get where I could even walk without pain, much less run.

So today I pulled a very old Q out of the bag and modified it up a bit.

We started at the beginning, a very good place to start.

Warmed up at First Baptist, and launched into Round 1

Each round includes the same exercises, but we perform them in a ladder style going up and down the rep counts.  The exercises were:

Squats
Lunges
Calf raises
Moroccan Nightclubs
LBC
Reverse crunch
Hello Dolly
Superman
Flutters

Round 1 – 5 reach
Round 2 – 10 each
Round 3 – 15 each
Round 4 – 10 each
Round 5 – 5 each

After each round we ran, yes ran to the next stop.  We stopped at the corner across from Hardee’s, then the Methodist Church, then reversed back to the corner, then back to the start.

We finished off with a round of Mary and called it a day.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead, happy birthday to Bowser (UHaul’s 2.0) and Happy Birthday America on Saturday!

The Thrill is gone!

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Cindy at the Badger

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Yesterday at the Badger we honored SWAT Officer Randal Simmons. He was a 27 year veteran of the LAPD that was murdered in the line of duty on February 7, 2008. Officer Simmons christian faith was a strong central part of his character. He was a minister at Glory Christian Fellowship International Church for 13 years passionately serving children and his community. He was a humble and totally selfless individual that shared the unconditional love of Christ with all people he met.

Warm Up

Mozy around the parking lot mixed in with some karaoke
Side straddle hops
Windmills
Toy soldiers in place
Arm circles
Downward Dog / Honeymooner

The Thang

Phase 1 – A CINDY STYLE DORA
100 Block presses – partner run
200 arm curls – partner run
300 LBCs – partner run with cindy

Phase 2 – Individual CINDY
45 Sec wall sit holding cindy
10 pull ups
25 merkins
Run down the hill and back
Rinse and Repeat x5

COT
12 and 6″ Plank hold

Big Boy sit ups

Protractor

Freddie Mercuries

Box cutters

V-ups

Thanks goes out to those honorable men and women in blue who are bravely serving our communities in this time of division and strife.

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Burpee Prison

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Seven PAX in total on a warm humid morning.

started with: Mosey Run (Toy soldiers, Butt Kickers, High Knees)
Warm up:
SSH (IC 12x)
Windmill (IC 12x)
Imperial Walker (IC 12x)
Moroccan Nightclub (IC 12x)
Low Slow Squats (IC12x)
Peter Parker (IC 12x)
Plank stretches
Downward dogs
Honeymooners

Thang 1 Prison Yard Burpees
Divided pax into two groups to use two half-courts.
Setup on a half-basketball court (this is your prison yard). Ten burpees in corner 1, then bear crawl to corner 2. Nine burpees in corner 2, lunge walk to corner 3. Eight burpees in corner 3, bear crawl to corner 4. Seven burpees in corner 4, lunge walk to corner 1. Continue in similar manner 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, ending with 1 burpee. Sum is 55 burpees this round.
When done: flutter kicks for the six

Short mosey run

Thang 2 Bench work
At the school’s benches:
20 incline merkins
20 Dips
20 step ups, 10 ea leg
20 decline merkins
20 butt touch squats
20 calf raises

Short mosey run

Thang 3 Back to Prison
Start at the first cone again but begin with 6 burpees and transverse around like the above. Thus doing 6,5,4,3,2,1 burpees. Sum of 21 this round, and 76 burpees total.

Short mosey run

Thang 3 Global Warming
Did: bobby hurleys, squats, monkey humpers, LBC, Freddie mercuries, gas pumpers, amer hammers

Thang 4 Sally routine
Moby’s “Flower”, we did leg lifts: bring Sally up= legs up; bring Sally down= 6 inch leg hold.
Song is about 3:30, I think about 23 ups/downs.

Fini
COT

NMM: Praises for my 20th wedding anniversary coming on July 1st.

Addiction takes many forms.   Pornography is one of those addictions.  Don’t let it put your mind in a prison.  There is help out there: shield lock, pastors, counselors.  Seek and you shall find.

 

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Sidewalk Shuffle

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Five men showed up for the workout this morning at Quagmire.  After the disclaimer, we moseyed to the front of Kohl’s.

COP

SSHs x 20

Imperial Walkers x 15

Windmills x 15

Moroccan Night Clubs x 15

Next, the main event:

Run to the first crosswalk; perform 10 merkins, 10 LBCs, and 10 squats; and run back to the starting point.  Run to the next crosswalk and rinse and repeat.  On the way back to the starting point, repeat merkins, LBCs, and squats at each crosswalk

Total crosswalks = 28 x sets of 10 = 280 merkins, LBCs, and squats.

We had enough time to lumber back to COT.

 

Great job everyone!

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