WARMUP: stretch legs
THE THANG: miles and smiles 3.5 miles
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: break the dam
COT: praises and prayers
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 10+3 got Hived as I visited the DMZ and gave a KB lesson.
– <@U05RN7GSDLH> , <@U0904HV02BY> , and <@U05K5D10AG6> rucked it out. I believe that most of the world’s problems got solved, but as capitalists, you’ll have to pay to find out the answers.
– <@U03B9G9BXJM> came dressed for a chilly golf outing, complete with puffy jacket. Guys gave him a lot of crap, but they don’t have sensitive nipples, so they don’t get it.
– <@UGU3XR5RP> was in typical form. That means it was a non-stop stream of working hard at both the exercises and giving me a hard time.
– <@U087NCUTMPT> has HCed to bringing an additional 50 lb KB to the Hive from now on for those who are interested. So… no one.
– <@U19FA0Q8Z> is a grown-ass man. NOT a grown ass-man. Hyphens matter.
– <@UGYDCTRST> gave me a normal fist bump at the end, and after checking his temp (rectally, of course) to make sure he wasn’t ill, he recognized where he went off the rails and gave me the normal Slash treatment.
– <@U5DBBKTE0> was the standard and helped us with our form. That was the focus this morning, doing the right things the right way. When that’s the theme, he’s the go to.
– <@U0A25GTDDEJ> has his foot on the accelerator. But he’s not redlining yet. He wins the Helmet award for my favorite guy that had his VQ this week at Ring of Badgers (Fire).
– <@U06P97NSX17> was the sole representative from the Gaggle of Degenerates. Especially since the King of the Degenerates (<@USBP08L1G>) was occupied elsewhere.
– <@U5DKASDQU> was the WarDaddy today (see previous bullet as to why). On a side note, his new retirement gig is developing lesson plans for a new Minnesota Quality Learing Center franchise he’s opening on the WestSide.
This report is true and is able to be copied and pasted into the /slackblast by any man who wants those stats bumped up.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
WARMUP: dis used our “one word!”
THE THANG: 3 miles with pain stations
MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: break the dam. Dam to dam
COT: praises and praises
WARMUP: SSHx10 , IWx10, Merkins x 5
THE THANG:
– 30 Reverse Lunges (SC)
– 50 KB Swings
– 30 Jumps Squats
– 25 Big Boys
– 20 KB Snatches (SC)
– 100m Farmer’s Carry
– 30 Step-ups (SC)
– 20 Cleans (SC)
– 20m Bear crawl then crawl bear w/ bell
– 20 man makers
Run a small loop between each exercise.
Start from top if time permits.
MARY: nah
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT:
WARMUP:
THE THANG: coors Light box of pain. Enough said
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
WARMUP: morrocan night club, windmill, imperial walkers, hill billy walkers, plank, downward dog, honey mooner.
THE THANG: latter adding a new exercise for 12 rounds.
10 x curls
10 x goblet squats
10 x calf raises
10 x over head press
10 x american hammers
10 x pass thrush
10 x flutters with press
10 x lunges pass through
10 x simba
10 x push ups on bell
10 x man makers
MARY: america hammer, x and o’s, freddy merkins
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel men’s shelter, convergence.
COT: thankful for another day and patience around the holidays
SubstiQ for my boy Poppins as he recovers from a Hammy issue. Get better bro!
WARMUP: circle up for IC SSH, produce pickers, IW, broga stuffs, and Mtn climbers
THE THANG:
Assortment of circuits
4rounds- 4 min ruck followed by different exercise each round: 15 IC LSS, 10 IC OH press, 10 IC bent over rows, 5 IC forward lunges (each leg)
3 rounds- 1 min ruck followed by exercises with ruck on: 10 IC LSS, 5 IC merkins, 10 OYO good mornings, 30sec plank
3 round reverse lunge ladder:
1/4 mile ruck – 5 OYO reverse lunge (each leg)
1/4 mile ruck – 10 OYO reverse lunge (each leg)
1/4 mile ruck – 15 OYO reverse lunge (each leg)
AMRAP finisher:
Move to grass field
Rucks off
10 IC high pulls, 10 IC flutter press, 25yard bear crawl ruck pull through, 10 OYO thrusters
Repeat until 0600
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel New Years Day
Convergence tomorrow Nafo 0600 5k 0630 boot
COT: you know it
WARMUP: Cherry pickers/stretches of all kind
THE THANG: light poles/bball courts/parking spaces
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: break the dam/convergences
COT: :pray: and praises
WARMUP: ssh, slow wind mills, imp walkers, hillbilly walkers, plank/down and up dog, Peter Parker’s. All in cadence and most for 12 reps
THE THANG: 12 days of Christmas. Each day took place at a different location around the property, mosey in between
1 – flying squirrel
2 – bomb jacks
3 – makhtar ndiayes
4 – big boys
5 – merkins
6 – flutters
7 – mountain climbers
8 – shoulder taps
9 – Carolina dry docks
10 – LBCs
11 – SSH
12 – monkey humpers
Then we did a set of 7s with one station in front of state line vapes ( the store, not sprocket) and the other down at f45. Merkins at one end and big boys at the other with moseys in between
MARY: twister led gas pumpers to wake up the guests at both nearby hotels
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
WARMUP: Mossey,,exercises
THE THANG: Ran lightvpoles- Ladder workout 10, 20,30,40,50and 60 reps at light poles ran first light poles (exercised)and returned back to 1st and then second , returned up to 6 light poles
MARY: Rotate each persona added one exercise
ANNOUNCEMENTS:5k, 10k and ruck race Jan 31.
COT: LD prayed is out