Bad Decisions on Gardenia

Been a while since Q’ing and not in my best shape but felt like we all needed a kick in the teeth and had some bad ideas…

WARMUP: Sasquatch and YHC ran about 2.5 mile pre-run down Dave Gibson, past school, and up around Walmart.

THE THANG:
Head towards Gardenia hill in Baxter ~1.5miles…

Monkey humpers on 160 until a couple cars passed… maybe 20 IC

Every quarter mile stop for IC exercises that stacked….
merkins then add LBCs then add LSS then add SSH

At bottom of Gardenia come up with a lot of bad ideas….

all you got to the top then struggle through some IC SSH for the 6

Mosey to bottom

Nur back up to first light pole then IC SSH for 6

Bear crawl to next light pole then IC MNC for 6

All you got to the top then IC SSH for the 6

Return to COT with stops every quarter mile for stacked IC exercise

SSH then add LSS then add LBCs then add Merkins

MARY: IC IWs, IC Freddie’s, IC AHs

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Schweaty Barry 7PM July 22

COT: Yup

Bad things happen all the time – keep a positive attitude always and those around you will be better off

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Simple but Effective

WARMUP:
30 SSH IC
10 Windmill IC
THE THANG:
Lightpost BLIMPS Ladder
Odd light posts each have a new exercise
1. 5 Burpees
3. 10 lunges (each leg)
5. 15 Imperial Walkers (each leg)
7. 20 Merkins
9. 25 Plank Jacks
11. 30 Squats

Run to next station, complete exercise, run to beginning to start next ladder
MARY:
No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Sweaty Barry
COT:
Keep It Simple

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Juggernaut June-week 4

WARMUP: trot over to starting line of track, and a bit of the old stretchy stretch

THE THANG: the impossible Mile: 1/4 mile each of Burpee Broad jumps, walking-lunges, bear-crawl, mosey.

Target was 60 minutes, we went a little over.

MARY: not today, pal… Though we might take our girls out tomorrow

ANNOUNCEMENTS: no, because we both read our newsletters.

COT: held informally, conversations about 2.0s mostly

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You Don’t Lick Them!

4 runners: NASA, Double D, Sprocket, Cubbie
4 ruckers: BassOMatic, Fogarty, Crab Cakes, and THE Twister
WARMUP: Yes, mother nature warmed things up for us, a very swampy 78 deg start at 0515.
THE THANG:
The ruckers went off holding hands and singing camp songs, while the runners went to the lot between the football field and the school. It was partially under construction but still provided a 400m loop where we did pyramid Fartleks:
5 min easy warmup run, then hit the intervals:
2 min hard, 1 min off
3 min hard, 1 min off
4/1
5/2
Then back down
5/2, 4/1, 3/1, 2/1
Then a 3-4 min cool down run to COT, where the ruckers met us along the way there.
Everyone crushed it, even though it felt like we were running inside a steam sauna. Zero air movement too. We all left some water weight behind.
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter and get involved!
COT: mentioned Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month again and had a brief discussion on that. Lifted up P&P.

Speed work is the way to becoming a better runner. It is not just for sprinters, and it does more than just improving your average run pace. Endurance, leg strength, lung capacity, VO2, aerobic capacity, anaerobic capacity, threshold limits, and more all benefit from speed work. Ideally it is done regularly in ones running plan, like monthly or bi monthly. You won’t expand your limits unless you push your limits.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead.
SYITG and Blessings,
NASA

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Pitter Patter Lets Get At Er

WARMUP: 30 SSH / 15 Cherry Pickers / 10 Moroccan Night Clubs / 1 minute plank
THE THANG: board of Payne with downtown half mile loops.
Run Loop 1, 25BBS/25 flutter kicks (4ct)/25 LBC’s
Run Loop 2, 20 merkins/20 Carolina Dry Docks/20 shoulder taps each
Run Loop 3, 25 squats/20 lunges (10ea)/ 20 jump squats
Run Loop 4, 10 burpees/20 mountain climbers (4ct)/25 plank jacks
Run Loop 5, 25BBS/25 flutter kicks (4ct)/25 LBC’s.
Hold air squat for a couple minutes
Hold plank for a minute

MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel men’s shelter July 3rd. Support if you can.
Sweaty Barry July 22nd

COT: yes

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Slowburn 6/20/25

Warmup:
SSH
Baby Arm Circles
Mtn Climbers
Windmill
Cherry Pickers
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers

The Thang:
Mosey
Wall sits while each person lunge walks to the Grease Traps and back

Exercises – 10 reps each
1st MOT between each station – Bear Crawl, Crawl Bear, Crab Walk
2nd MOT – Lunge Walk
3rd MOT – Walk

Exercises:
– Burpees/Merkins
– Low Slow Squats
– Big Boys
– CDDs
– Step back Lunges
– Mtn Climbers
– Flutters
– American Hammers
– Plank Jacks

Mary
Around the Horn – Rosalitas, Golden Arches, Shakira’s, penguin taps, leg lifts

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Juggs June – Week 3

WARMUP: SSH, Imp. Walk., Ch. Pickers, Up/Down Dog, Merkins…. all IC

THE THANG: 1-mile race around marked route on campus (Flag plant to pull-up bars… around & back more or less).
The catch… Carry a MINIMUM of 100 lbs. Extra coupons were available.
Upon finish, record time/stats… then Unstructured misery with Other coupons/Gear layed out ahead of time

MARY: Nope… this challenge was NOT for the fairer sex

ANNOUNCEMENTS: J-June next week at the Hive

COT: 30 min. Talk by COHIBA on virtue of Courage. Other talk/prayers/praises discussed

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New Office Tour

On what was the most humid day of the year so far, 9 pax got after it in the gloom. <@U01NGHPR2HW> asked that I give my “why” for F3. My why isn’t because of the workout or doing something that most ordinary people wouldn’t do or because it put me in the best shape of my adult life when I was called to donate a kidney to a friend, but it’s because of the group of men that create a community that cares about each other.
I know that if I don’t show up, someone will wonder where I am, how I’m doing, and truly care about me.
This is more than a workout group. It’s a community that I’m proud to be a part of. Keep posting, check on Kotters, and get more men into this group.
WARMUP: We mossey’d over to the First Baptist church parking lot to give us some room and some nice pavement to work from. Started with SSH, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, Merkins, Parker Peters
THE THANG: The OG Dora of 100 merkins, 200 squats and 300 LBCs. Followed that with a Jack (1/2 of a Jack Webb) of burpees and Overhead claps and then a Webb Jack of Mountain Climbers and Mack-tar-njais.
MARY: Ran back towards COT and then climbed the steps at the park before going back to Veterans Park for some box cutters and some flutters.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter service on 7/3/26.
COT: Lots of prayers for families, jobs, and our group.

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Braden Sucks

WARMUP: none
THE THANG: route from starbucks/market/nations common/front/160 to Braden. Some did hills and back. Anywhere from 3-5 miles enjoyed by all
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: torture and haire

COT: prayers for all. God bless

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Juggernaut June Week-1

WARMUP: SSH, imperial walkers, light yoga/stretch… Reaffirming that we are men who are ready to get ISH done in the rain.

THE THANG: EMOM mile race
Every minute, when the bell chimed, PAX choice of: five Burpee’s, 10 Merkins, 15 air squats… Then resume.
When the fifth lap (1 mile) is finished, short break to record time, then resume until 530.

MARY: not today… She stayed dry and fart-sacked I guess

ANNOUNCEMENTS: T&H, H&C CSAUP’s
SSST @ BoG Sunday

COT: Poppins led talk on Candor: defining & characterizing, application, and general discussion of how to effectively bring this into our lives.

After a name-o-rama: praise is lifted for good medical news, prayers for patience and other stuff, too, approved by Sky-Q

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