Salty chicken – IYKYK

WARMUP:
SSH, windmill, Broga, low slow squats, moroccan nightclub, arm circles

All were done to a count of 15 just to let Falcon Crest know he has the ability to move the start time back to 5:15 if he chooses.

THE THANG:
Overhead carry around large school loop around fields. Every time you dropped the ruck, you had to do 5 man makers.

To give our shoulders a break
5 man makers
Curls – 20
Squats – 20

Next we teamed up. Looping around the parking lot one Pax would overhead carry and partner would front carry behind you. After both pax carry to failure, 5 man makers and keep moving until you finish the loop.

Next we moved down to the pavilion for:
3 rounds starting at the bottom
Bear crawl to first level
10 merkins with ruck
Walk to 2nd level
15 squats with ruck
Walk to 3rd
20 LBCs with ruck

Walk along path back to bottom. Repeat until 3 rounds are completed.

Move up to playground behind school

Place all rucks in a pile and pax line up shoulder to shoulder
One pax starts to pull ruck through passing to next. Pull all rucks to one side.
5 merkins
Pull all rucks back through
5 merkins

Bear crawl with ruck pull to opposite end of playground.
10 OH press in cadence
Crab walk with ruck back start.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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No One Escapes Alcatraz Without Doing Hard Labor

Pulled in with 5 minutes to spare, unloaded the whiteboard of pain, and got ready to honor someone who fought harder than we ever will in a 45-minute workout.
Today’s beatdown was in memory of Kathleen “Mrs. Burns,” the M of F3 Puget Sound’s Burns, who courageously battled pancreatic cancer for 571 days before passing on August 21, 2022. The workout was built as a tribute to her strength, endurance, and spirit.

THE WOD: “Mrs. Burns” Tribute
(Goal: 5 rounds – Completed: 3 rounds IC)
Buy-In: Run ~0.35 miles (approx. 500M)
Each Round (x3):
– 20 Overhead Coupon Presses
– 20 Burpees
– 20 Curls
– 20 V-Ups
– 20 Goblet Squats
– 13 Man-Makers
– Run ~0.35 miles again

Team Grinder – The Block Chain:
– Stack all Cindy’s at the front
– Line up the PAX
– First HIM passes a block down the line
– Last HIM restacks it, moves to the back
– Repeat until every man has cycled through
– (Yes, it was slow. Yes, it burned. Yes, we’ll probably do it again.)

COT:
– Announcements, praises, and prayer
– Challenge: Carry more than just weight today—carry each other
– Wrapped with Coffeeteria at Tega Cay Deli because fellowship matters

Strong men showed up. Stronger reasons kept us going.
#MrsBurns #PushThroughThePain #F3Strong

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25 burpes?

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry picking, Moroccan club
THE THANG: Dora-ish 8 workouts
with bell 50 ea.( Squats, swings,tri extensions,Curls) run back and forth other end Burpes, SSH, Big Boys and Merkins)
MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter
COT: Duck prayed us out

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? Alcatraz Smokin Jailbreak

? Warm-Up – “Prison Intake”
Done in a circle; all IC (in cadence)
SSH – 25x IC
Imperial Walkers – 25x IC
Hillbillies – 25x IC
Windmills – 15x IC
Plank Jacks – 15x IC
Merkins – 10x IC
Moroccan NC – 10x each
Strawberry Pickers – 10x IC

? Main Event – “The Yard”
? Part 1: Hard Time Grinder
3-station grinder — simulate a hard day in “The Yard”
Set up: 3 stations about 20-30 yards apart. Plank until six is in.
Station 1 (Solitary Confinement) – Core:
20 Big Boy Sit-Ups
20 Flutter Kicks (4-count)
20 LBCs
Mosey to next station

Station 2 (Hard Labor) – Upper Body:
15 Merkins
15 Carolina Dry Docks
15 Diamond Merkins
Bear Crawl to next station

Station 3 (Escape Plan) – Legs & Cardio:
20 Jump Squats
20 Lunges (10 each leg)
10 Burpees
Crab Walk back to Station 1

? Part 2: “Swim for It”
Escape-style Dora with a “swim”
Partner up:
100 Merkins
200 Squats
300 LBCs
One partner does reps, the other “swims”:
Sprint ~50 yards and mosey back

?‍♂️ Escape Phase 1: “The Crawl Through the Tunnels”
5 Burpees OYO
SSH (x15 IC)
5 Burpees OYO

Mosey 2 laps (around parking lot)

Mary:
Call out a rotating set of PAX to lead:
Hello Dollies (IC x25)
Grave Digger (IC x15)
American Hammers (IC x20)
LBCs (IC x20)
Xs & Os (x20)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Tortoise and Hare Tabata version

Tabata Time : Tortoise and Hare version

Workout had 5 segments roughly designed for 12 minutes each. Consisted of a Tortoise (stationary exercise) and a Hare ( running and some exercises)

Tortoise

40 seconds on 20 seconds off
Ssh
Windmill
Seal jacks
Mcn
Imperial walkers
HR merkins
Squats
Diamonds merkins
Lunges
Hillbilly walkers
High knees
Mountain climbers

Hare

40 seconds run 20 seconds rest
12 rounds
5 Merkins each rest period

Tortoise

All Ab work 12 rounds
BBS,
LBC
Peter Parker
Parker Peter
Mountain climbers
Shoulder taps
Flutters
Hello dolly
Freddy Mercury
Toe Touches
Heel touches
Leg lifts
In and outs

Hare

40 seconds run 20 seconds rest
5 squats each rest period.

Tortoise

Only 9 rounds here
40 seconds on 20 seconds rest
3 rounds of 6 burpees
3 rounds of 8 burpees
3 rounds of 10 burpees

Fin.

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Who has the Q??

WARMUP: None
THE THANG: Mosey down the hill to GHMS. Station 1 Merkins, Squats. Mosey to station 2 Dips & LBS, To station 3 Burpees & Flutters, back to Station 1. As many laps as possible. Head back up the hill to COT. Came in just under 4 miles for most
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hog & Coyote
COT: Prayers for Discernment, for Soup’s Mom, Praise for C.O.’s 2.0 turning 18!

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Police escorts are optional but encouraged

WARMUP: hula hoop, hoop hula,
THE THANG: ruck down to crime scene and collect coupons. Ruck up hill. Perform exercises: curls, low slow squats, flutters with press. Continue moving to continue to evade the police.
MARY: hip touch merkins. Hip stretching and line dancing like the Rockettes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tortoise and the Hare next weekend
COT: praise for successful surgery praise for travel prayers for postal niece

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music cat calls and quadzilla

WARMUP: Mosey to firehouse. Moroccan night club, windmill, hill billy walkers. Merkins, downward dog and honey mooner
THE THANG: jog to hill by glclub house with some pain stations plus bear crawled around pickleball courts. At hill partner runs hill while other partner does exercise with rocks. Curls, overhead press, goblins squats, clean and press. Jog to hill by COT with pain stations. At hill 4 rounds of quadzilla, one buy out of 10 burbes.
MARY: one round of Moby with merkins when he said down held until up.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read news letter.
COT: prayers for those in need

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Never skip leg day

WARMUP: 0.8 miles lap around LPL building
THE THANG:
At the amphitheater, elevens using the concrete steps: 1 step up each leg, 10 calf raises; 2 SU, 9 CR… progressive to 10 SU, 1 CR.

Ruck to the building behind Epic, up the stairs, one lunge on each light on the second floor, all the way down to stairs in front of hotel, went down the stairs on the back, up the stairs again, lunges on each lights on second floor, down the stairs in front of corkscrew bar, rinse and repeat up the stairs but switch to back lunges this time, down the stairs at the end, turn around and complete back lunges on each light on second floor. Down the stairs again.
Loop around packs tacos and back to the amphitheater.

Rucks off, elevens again:
1x 4 count pickle pointers, 10 squats; 2×4 count PP, 9 squats… progressive to 10 PP, 1 squat… those 4 count PP added up quickly

It was a full leg workout with plenty of complaining
MARY: 10 minutes of broga and stretching.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hog & Coyote; Tortoise & Hare
COT: YES

Tinsel :christmas_tree: out!!

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