Sweep The Yard

WARMUP: MNC, Windmills, Calf Raise, LSS
THE THANG:
Did 7’s on the hill at the front entrance of the school. (Flying Squirrels & Mountain Climbers)
Ran up Springfield PKWY to the back entrance. At every light pole we did 3 merkins and 3 squats were we ran down to two pole and back one pole until we got to the end. ~ 15 poles

We went to the park benches and did 100 step ups in sets of 25 while the partner held in the plank position.

10 muscle-ups on the loading dock

25 dips on the park bench

Total mileage was 2+ miles
MARY: No Time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweaty Barry
COT: Closed in Prayer

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2 Boards of Pain and Little Review

WARMUP:
10 each in cadence:
– Seal Jacks
– Moroccan Night Clubs
– Cherry Pickers
– Windmills

THE THANG:
Mosey to the pier behind Pacos Tacos:

– “Walk the plank” – plank while partner lunge walks out then and runs back.
– “Plank the walk” – same but reverse lunge walk & nur
– Bear crawl the pier and run back while and partner squats
– Bear crawl the pier and nur back while and partner squats
– Burpee long jump the pier and run back while and partner does Side Straddle Hops

Review: Leave no man behind, but leave no man where you find him.

Mosey to pond overlook:
Al Gore while PAX take a lap around the sidewalk island one a time.

Mosey to dirt parking lot:
Partner up for board of pain.
One PAX runs the a marked off area (about half the lot) while other does:

– Merkins
– Carolina Dry Docks
– Shoulder Taps
– Mountain Climbers
– Flying Squirrels (aka <@U08QLQH6J68> burpee)

Review: 5 Core Principles, plus how we esteem each PAX giving their best effort – not if there are stronger or faster than the other PAX.

Mosey back to amphitheater, stopping along the way at a beach for 10 in cadence of:

– Dips
– Derkins

Big reveal of the other side of the board of pain. One PAX runs a lap around the amphitheater while others do:

– Step Ups
– Bomb jacks
– Imperial Walkers
– Burpees
– Hillbilly Walkers

Review: The Mission of F3 is to plant, grow and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.

MARY:
Got a handful of exercises in, highlight being Spike’s leading for the first time with Freddy Mercurys.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Sweaty Barry next TU
Trout 2 Trout next TH

COT:
Heart health, mental health, unemployment/job search, parents adjusting as kids become adults, adult kids navigating relationships

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Dawn Patrol hijinks

WARMUP: Circled up and stretched ‘em out while one Pax ran circles around three times

THE THANG: At the center of WEP after pairing up one partner jogged off and after a five count the other partner ran to catch up. Repeated this a few times.

Headed to the hill for a few rounds of Indian Bear Crawl with partners.

Then to playground where partner stayed home and did random exercises while partner ran the perimeter of the playground.

Went back to hill to enjoy more shenanigans and finished at COT. All thoroughly enjoyed.

MARY: Three minutes of Mary and Spike enjoyed having a turn.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Barry, Blood drive

COT: Yes

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Dad Bod Deluxe

WARMUP:
Moroccan nightclub
Imperial walker
Cherry picker
Windmill
THE THANG:
Bucket of fun
– 2 rounds of 11 stations. 45 seconds exercise with 30 seconds rest
– Jump rope
– Squat jumps
– Mountain climbers
– American hammer
– Shoulder taps
– Flutter kicks
– Plank Jacks
– Merkin
– Imperial walker
– Goblet squat
– Side straddle hop

Three corners
3 rounds – 5, 10 and 15
Station 1
– Side straddle hop
– Donkey kicks
– Penguin taps

Station 2
– Merkin
– Plank jack
– Shoulder taps

Station 3
– Mountain climbers
– Squat jumps
– Flutter kicks
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Sweaty Barry
Slaughter on Q August 9th
COT:

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Burpees for 1

WARMUP:
Windmill
Cherry Picker
Imp Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Merkin
Peter Parker
Broga

THE THANG:
Mosey to hotel parking lot
Bear crawl parade/Indian Run

Mosey to stage
Run with exercises
Durkin
Squat
Burpees
Incline Merkin
CCD
Bulgarian Split Squat
Lunges

Lunge/Toy Soldier to benches
Step ups for 2 minutes

Return to stage

MARY:
LBC
Leg Lift
Gas Pumper
Hamstring, groin and chest stretch

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Barry
Stuff a Bus
Blood Drive
Pizza

COT:
Patience
Family
Health

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Swamp Patrol

WARMUP: a bit in front of the amp, along with some back and forth in the small lot to the side of WEP
THE THANG: Drill bits 5-10-15, up to 35. Add an exercise at every swing. Top lot for Mike Tyson and merkins. Across the grass to the picnic table for some dips. Back near the amp for 2 run, 2 exercise, 2 rounds
MARY: a couple minutes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Sweaty Barry, Trout to Trout, Bourbon & BBQ, Bethel, Trash pick up
COT: :white_check_mark:

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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Thrillmas In July

Twas the day after the 4th and all through the Yard not a creature was stirring except 7 pax who wanted to work out hard.

Drop Thrill was on Q and had a devious plan. There was too much shoulder work for Ruby to stand.

On Grogu on Ruby on Float Bridge on Harry, on Dojo on Rumbling Bald things are getting quite scary!

The Pax were quite quick and just in time, finished the twelfth day and complained about burpees and boy did they whine.

Thrill being a wise old elf, finally let the pax breathe in spite of himself.

As he rode out of sight, the Pax swore they could hear him shout : Happy Thrillmas in July and to all, a good night!

1-run
2- Wide Arm Merkins
3-Jump squats
4-LBCs
5-Diamond merkins
6-Imperial walkers
7-Rosalitas
8-Slow flutters
9-Low slow squats
10-Lunges (10 each leg)
11-Merkins
12-Burpees

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Someone turned on the bacon smell

WARMUP: Gathered at the top of the heart of Kingsley with 8 HIMs ready to start their Thursday. Started out with SSH, windmills, cherry pickers, low slow squats, merkins, down dogs and some honeymooners.
THE THANG: Instructions were 3 exercises per stop. First stop was fire pit. 20 merkins, 20 squats, 20 shoulder taps. Next stop was by the waterfall for the same count and exercises. Next stop was the round about for the same 3 exercises and counts.

Next stop was half way towards the trails for: 30 lunges, 30 hammers, 50 calf raises. To the top of the hill at the light for the same 3 exercises and counts. Back down the hill where we stopped for a min for the six, then ran to the round about.

At the round about, we did 25 CDD, 25 plank jacks, 25 seal jacks. Ran towards sunbelt rental down the road, stopped half way for the 6. Then ran all the way down to the corner for another round of the 25s. Ran half way up the hill, then ran back to pick up the 6, then did another round of 25s.

Last was 50s up the hill to COT. 50s were: 50 step count of 80-90% sprint, 50 steps at 5k’ish speed, 50 steps walking which landed us at COT.

MARY: Full round of cadence counting for each pax.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: Davinchi’s father in law, Wyatt and his recovery, travel for the holidays, patience for those of us with kids at home

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Enter The Snake Pit Hurricane

12 pax entered the eye of the storm and got better. Welcome FNG’s Grogu and Binford!

<@U072Z2Z380L> brought out FNG Binford because of tools or something along those lines. :clap:

<@U076RS8F1DG> brought out his 2.0 FNK Grogu who can outrun all us old guys. :tada:

<@UST30T7FF> was on-deck after running 2,000 miles or something like that. :man-running:

<@U01NGHPR2HW> was blinding us with science and his shirt. :tshirt:

<@U083QU67RF0> still looks like Radar from M.A.S.H. to me. Nothing wrong with that. :hospital:

<@U5KBYSF6Y> was doing his best hair impression of Conan O’Brien :haircut:

<@U061P7HUFRR> was advertising for the next 2nd F event and for pizza next time. :pizza:

<@U076RS8F1DG> was holding the flag during COT and lead his family by bringing his 2.0. :us:

<@U01ABNC7YLU> was ready to sweep the leg at any moment :martial_arts_uniform:

<@UN6PTD007> was the king as always. :crown:

That’s my report. It has been submitted to the master of puppets and the sandman in charge.

Thrill is gone.

COT:
Bethel men’s shelter
Tortoise and Hare
Varsity going to one hour at 0500

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