Swole city, bro! Fist pumpin’ through the burn, lookin’ fresh for the boardwalk. GTL all day, don’t sleep!

WARMUP:
• 20 SSH IC
• 10 Windmill Cherry Pickers IC
• World’s Greatest Stretch (both sides)

THE THANG:
AMRAP Circuit – 40s on / 20s off (4 rounds)
1. KB Swings
2. KB Goblet March
3. Suitcase Deadlifts
4. Cross Body Curls
5. Alternating Bent Over Rows
6. Lunge w/ KB Pass Through
7. Lunge w/ Waiter Press
Active Recovery Between (most) Sets:
• Planks
• Goblet Squats
• KB Carries
Core Finisher – AMRAP (40s on / 20s off):
1. Around the World
2. American Hammers
3. Overhead KB Dying Cockroaches
4. Bear Plank w/ KB Pull Through
5. LBCs w/ Overhead KB
6. Flutter Kicks
7. KB Halos
8. KB Lateral Swings
9. Plank to close it out

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel men’s shelter, HIM camp.
COT: Prayers for all.

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Stand Up’s VQ

WARMUP: side straddle hops, arm circles, windmills, imperial walkers, cherry pickers

THE THANG:

Station 1: 100m-ish partner run – 100 monkey humpers, 200 Carolina dry docks, 300 American Hammers

Mosey

Station 2: 10 Merkins, 15 air squats, 20 big boys, 10 burpees

Mosey to the wall

Station 3: PAX stayed in wall squat, while we snaked down the line bear crawling out 10 yards and performed 5 wide arm merkins, then crab walked back. Then walking lunges out to 5 squats and walking lunges back.

Mosey

MARY: 30 LBC, 15 Box cutters, 15 Freddie Mercuries, 15 Flutters, CELEBRITY @slapshot 30 hello dolly’s, and a much needed 15 second body destroyer

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/11 stair climb, HIM Camp, and the jam-packed newsletter

COT: praises for new family members for @grassy knoll and a healthy baby for @the pirates friend Netflix. Prayers for Pollo Hermano’s father, DD and family fighting the fight against cancer, college of mine in the throws of rock bottom, and a member of my personal network getting a heart stent in place today. Apologies for any prayers spoken that I’ve forgotten.

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AMRAP 4 Autism Preview

WARMUP: Some
THE THANG: AMRAP:
400m partner run
31 KB Squats
69 KB swings
31 OH press
69 OH DB stationary lunges
31 burpees
MARY: A little
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Best part. “Marriage isn’t meant for our happiness, it’s meant for our holiness”

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Introducing the Stork Press

WARMUP: After a messy start of out of order exercise commands, we warmed up
THE THANG: 5 rounds, 2 exercises, 1min each – 20 Swings with a plank, 6 burpees and run with KB
2 rounds, 6 exercises, 1 min each
clean, squat, press, both sides
Bent row, both sides,
Stork Press, both sides

2 rounds, 4 exercises
RDL – single leg, both sides
Goblet squats,
Squat jumps
MARY: Side Planks
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Treasure the good moments

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Double Deuces at The Corral

NO RAIN!!! I used my super secret weather control satellite, that the conspiracy theorists say the government has, to turn it off just in time for 0515 start. All that did was ramp up humidity though. Back to the drawing board on that….
WARMUP: Quick jaunt to the roundabout median down Stockbridge Dr towards the apartment complex. In the circle median, circle up for the following (everything 4 count):
– 15 SSH
– 10 WM
– 15 IW
– 15 MNC
– 10 strawberry pickers
Then mosey through the apartment complex to the other roundabout, with the fountain, and to the corner of the apartment complex entrance at Grant Farm Dr for…..
THE THANG:
Pendulum 22s
The apartment complex entrance at Grant Farm Dr, near the water fountain, is ‘home base’. We will be doing 11s, but up both hills on Grant Farm Dr, the pendulum, so it is 11s x 2 = 22s. Do the exercise at home base, run up the hill towards 160 to the fire station, do the exercise at the fire station, then back down to home base, do the exercise again at home base, then run up the other hill to to exercises at the corner of Palmdale Walk Dr and Grant Farm Dr. Then run back down to home base. That is one round. In form of 11s, you start off at 1, 10, 1, 10, then round 2 is 2, 9, 2, 9, then round 3 is 3, 8, 3, 8. Continue all the way to 10, 1, 10, 1. Exercises are:
– Home base – 10 LSS hand touch to ground
– Fire station – 10 merkins
– Palmdale Walk corner – 10 CDDs

If you got all the way to the end, you end up doing 110 LSS, 55 merkins, and 55 CDDs, and about 3.2 miles with hills. That was a burner!

Senator Tressel and Autobahn finished it. Myself and Half Shell got to starting the last round. GREAT PUSH by all!!

MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read the newsletter, get involved.
COT: Alot lifted up.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead! SYITG
Blessings,
-NASA

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Candyman’s Pain

WARMUP:

– 10 Side Straddle Hops
– 10 Grass-pickers
– Plank to Down Dog, calf stretch’s to Sunrise

THE THANG:

– Mosey to circle with KB

What it is – 50 reps, KB run up the hill, 50 reps, KB run down the hill, move to next set

– 50/50 Calf Raises
– 50/50 KB Merkins (25 L/R)
– 50/50 KB Romanian Deadlifts
– 50/50 Curls
– 50/50 Goblet Squats
– 50/50 LBC’s with KB, arms extended
– 50/50 Tricep Extensions

700 Reps completed

– Mosey to stadium entrance

– KB Bear Crawls back to COT

MARY: 10 Heel touches, didn’t have time for 10 Heels to heaven with crunch and 10 Hello Dolly’s

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read you newsletters
COT: It is was it is… Prayers for new families and families out there going through tough times with health and more.

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Pea gravel protein

Three pax braved the wet conditions and ran over to Grace church for:
Warmup: SWIMLAPPs: SSH, windmills, imperial walkers, Moroccan n/c, low slow squats, arm circles, peter parkers, plank stretches; all about 10-20 in cadence.

Thang 1: HIIT routine
Chapter 1: Do the below 32 seconds on, 10 sec standing rest in between
Merkins
monkey humpers
Squats
dips
Bobby Hurley’s
Chapter 2: Do the below 40 seconds on, 20 sec rest in between (rest is a Low Plank)
Mountain Climbers
LBC
CDD
Amer Hammers
Plank jacks
Chapter 3: Do the below 45 seconds on, 15 sec standing rest in between
burpees
Imp Walkers
Squat jumps
derkins
SSH
Thang 2: Pea gravel Protein shake: Rifle carry the pea gravel canister around. Have two of them. Debatable on their weight; we guessed 35 lbs.
Thang 3: heavy ball toss: on your six, do a sit up, toss ball to other pax
Thang 4: step ups; I like step ups.
Mary
COT
Fini

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Sunny Delight

WARMUP:
SSH, Windmill, Downward Dog, Honeymooner, Runner Stretch
KB Deadlifts and Swings
Suitcase carry 1 lap around the parking lot

THE THANG:
10 minute circuit:
1. Upright row x 10
2. Clean + press x10 (5 e/a)
3. Tricep Extension behind head x10
4. Merkin on KB
5. Mosey without bell
– Twist: Each round, first person back from the mosey performs 10 swings with Sunny D

Partner DORA – Uphill Farmers Carry with both bells
100 lunges (50 ea side)
200 American Hammer (400 ea side)
300 Shoulder Taps
100 Shoulder Taps – Modified for time (and sanity)
– Twist: Sunny D makes his way round the groups and the unlucky PAX must farmer carry it + his own bell

MARY: Death by KB Swings – AMRAP Swings; each time the bell is put down, mosey around the group for laps

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter, Coffeteria

COT: VQ Feedback and FNG @Fargo

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Air Force Warfare Beatdown

WARMUP: SSH-20, Imp/hillbilly walkers 15-each, Cherry Pickers 12, Burpees 5, downward dog and honeymooners 2.
THE THANG: Al Carmichael 10-10 workout. Merkins, Squats, BB Sit-ups, Lunges, Flutter Kicks, Carolina Dry Docks then some wall work around Harris Teeter.
MARY: Flutters 20, Hello Dollies 12, LBCs 16, Freddie Mercury 12, Body Destroyer 1-min.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweaty Barry tonight, Wed – Sextortion Class at Dt Johns UM Church 6pm, Bethel Men’s Shelter first wk of Aug, F3 Nation online tonight.
COT: Prayers for Central TX flooding, Half Shells Mom, Stand Ups friends Dad with possible Alzheimer’s, JWow’s daughter’s 18th Bday, Scalpels health and DaVinci’s father in-law prayers. :pray:

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Hot and sweaty

WARMUP: Intro, then mosey to the church. Warm up with MNC, Micheal Phelps, Wind Mills and Non-discrpt produce pickers. Mosey to behind HT to smell the sweet aroma of the GC. Continued warms up with merkins, Plank, up/down dog. Mosey to the hill.
THE THANG: 1st part- 7’s on the hill. Started at the bottom with CDD run up the hill for Monkey humpers. Once completed, mosey to the wall at HT. Balls to the wall, run out for 3 burbees. Final part, mosey to Walgreens for the 4 corners. 1st round, 5 burppees at each corner, then 10 big boys, then 15 merkinns, then…..we did not finish.
MARY: no Mary, just made it.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweaty Bary, Trout run and read your letter.
COT: Prayers for health, travel mercies and family patience.

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