Preparedness at the Coaches Box

Weather was 32 degrees and chilly but the lights were on and YHC was prepped for a Q to discuss Jester and Preparedness

Simply defined, the Jester is temptation of the flesh that hinders Acceleration. It is a stumbling block that a man continuously trips over in his effort to become a Pro.

The Jester tells a man several lies including:

1. You are the boss of me
2. You are what you do
3. You are not a bad guy
4. Jester and Virtue can coexist
5. You can’t live, if living is without me

But the antidote to the Jester is preparedness, preparing for what is expected and what is unexpected. The addition of love to this preparation leads to diminishing the Jester. But it is a battle that a Man must fight throughout his life.

THE THANG:

Mosey to the front of FMHS

COP
SSH
Merkins
Windmills
CDD
MNC
Plank Jacks

Mosey to the band lot

Deconstructed Burpee – STAR model

Burpees in the middle x 5
Bobby Hurley x 25
Squats x 25
Merkins IC 12
Mtn Climbers x 25

Mosey to pull up bars

Grip Strength work
Partner 1 – hang
Partner 2 – Mary

Rinse and Repeat x 3

Mosey home for COT

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Know what I mean?

WARMUP:

– SSH x 20 (IC)
– Hamstring stretches (left, right, middle)
– Quad stretch (left and right)
– Yoga like movements

THE THANG:

– Mosey from WEP to hill at Massey . Up and down the hill 3x. Burpees at top (15-10-5) and Merkins at bottom (15-10-5).

– Mosey to Print Shop. Pull ups, 3 rounds, max. One partner does pullups, other partners does step ups.

– Mosey to Hardees Parking Lot. 4 Corners Elevator. 10 Merkins, 20 LBCs, 30 Plank Jacks, 40 Shoulder Taps. Add an exercise each corner on the way through, drop an exercise at each corner on the way back. Pivot Squat, Bear Crawl, Backwards Run from corner to corner.

– Mosey to FM Pharmacy for a quick round of exercises while gathering The Six.

– Mosey back to WEP. PAX led Mary while gathering The Six.

– 10 minutes of F3 “Cube of Exercises”. PAX took turning rolling and performing determined exercises.

– Back to COT to finish up with Airborne Hip Exercises.

MARY: Some mixed in throughout

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Trash pickup, Coffeteria, Murder Bunnie’s playoff game

COT:

Prayers family and friends close to PAX dealing with illness. Prayers for those suffering from mental illness and addiction. Prayers for leadership.

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Where have all the Armory guys gone?

JWOW and I both were kind of coming in hot around 5:15 and equally shocked we were the only pax present. Both thinking the same things of “Is it Monday?” and “Did daylight savings just happen?” We drove in circles around each other in an automotive ballet, deciding if we had it in us to get out and do this thing. We did indeed, and it was legendary… You all should have been there

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Cherry Pickers, Moroccan Nightclubs, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers

THE THANG: I had a deck of cards and JWOW had some chalk, so we put them together and the magic happened

❤️ : Squats
♠️ : Overhead Press
♦️ : Curls
♣️ : Swings

Any card 4 or less were man makers, Aces were 1 man maker and a run to the road and back

We almost finished the deck

COT: We mostly discussed all the losers who didn’t show up

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LDP 10 Count Buffet

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Moracan night clubs, mosey to the thang

THE THANG: 10 Count buffet-Merkins, Mountain Climbers, Shoulder Taps, Big Boy Situps, LBC’s, SSH, Lunges, Squats, Bobby Hurley’s, Dips completed 10 of each, ran lap after each round

MARY: Flutters, Freddy Mercury’s, Big Boys

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pints and Padres, Bethel Men’s Shelter

COT: 1 prayer or praise from each lifted up

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Minimal complaining kinda

WARMUP: mosey to Lowe’s for SSH, IW, HW, Peach Pickers, Baby Arm Circles
THE THANG: AMRAP
45 seconds of PAIN
Merkins, Big Boys, Squats, Dips
Run
Hand Release, LBC’s, Lunges, Carolina Dry Docks
Run
Wide Arm Merkins, Flutters, Bobby Hurleys, Arm Lifts
Run
Rinse and Repeat
MARY: a couple abs and Trucker finishing with the TREE. (Just stand there waiting for 6). LOL
Praises and Prayers were shared and delivered and sent to the
Thanks PEACH. Your a hell of a site Q

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Do Great Things Today

After the disclaimer, we began our journey around town. First stop, the pharmacy for some warm-ups (SSHs, Imperial Walkers, Fast Windmills, Merkins, Peter Parker, Parker Peters). Next Stop, the former location known as Hardees. Partner exercises: Elevated merkins, feet on back of partner in plank position. Second set, planking partner elbows on ground.
Next stop, Post Office. Lineman push – partner 1 pushes partner 2, flipflop.
Next stop, Unity Church. Partner wheel barrow to the stairs of the church, each rest break 5 merkins. flipflop. mosey to Footloose parking lot. One partner started the bear crawl to the end of the parking lot. Partner 2 ran to the end and back to take over for partner 1. Both finished at the end of the parking lot. Next , we moseyed to the bottom Williamson St. All you got to the top of the hill. Once all made it up the hill, I took a minute to talk about how I get ready for the day. Take a shower after the workout (good hygiene). I look into the mirror and repeat these word “I am going to do great things today.” Sounds a little silly, but we need men ready to lead in our communities..do great things.
ok, back to the workout..on our way back to COT, we stopped by the Print Shop for a pitcher of pull-ups. Back to COT for a few minutes of Mary.
Great job Guys!

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Keep those old wienkes kids

WARMUP: lap around the parking lot, windmills, low slow squats and merkins, couple stretches…go.
THE THANG: went to the small parking lot by COT and had one piece of paper on one end and another on the opposite end – maybe 30-40 yards. Start at the first exercise, complete it, run to the other side, complete the first exercise, and back and forth working down the list.
Side 1:
5 Burpee broad jumps
10 Diamond merkins
20 Merkins
30 Mountain climbers
40 Seal jacks
50 American Hammer
60 SSH
60 Moroccan night club
50 Shoulder presses
40 Crab cakes
30 Flutters
20 Big boy situps
10 Flying squirrel
5 Dive bombers

Side 2:
5 Hand release merkin
10 Durkin (get partner to put feet on back)
20 Knee to chest jumps
30 Carolina Dry Docks
40 Plank Jacks
50 LBC
60 Ski jumps
60 Squats
50 Calf raises
40 Dips
30 Monkey humpers
20 Lunges (10 each leg)
10 Apolo Ohno (10 each leg)
5 Plank alternating shoulder taps (5 each)

After the first 60 milestone was hit, we stopped running back and forth and mode of transportation moved to bear crawls to and running back…just to mix things up.

And we had music which was nice.

MARY: yes, check.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: also check
COT: yep, done

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Dying ain’t much of a living

There was a steady, light mist that was more annoying than anything else. With Johnny Cash playing as everyone pulled into NaFo, the chatter began and it never, ever stopped. YHC was fine with it since it was my first Q in many moons, and I exceeded my own expectations by remembering how to call in cadence.

I will fail miserably trying to recount all of the stories that were told, but perhaps I could list some of the many subjects:
Johnny Cash & June Carter
King Soloman
Taylor Swift
Jezebel
White Snake
Nate Bergatze
Clint Eastwood, his movies and his quotes
The 6th Sense
The comedic relief was welcomed with the steady light mist beating down on us. And we still got our work in.

WARMUP:
Mosey around parking lot
• 20 SSH IC
• 10 Windmills IC
• 10 LSS IC
• 10 MNCs IC
• Yoga – 4 rounds each side
o Chaturunga
o Warrior 1
o Skier / Humble Warrior
o Warrior 1

THE THANG
Mosey to Pull Up Bars
• Partner up – 3 rounds of 7 pull ups and wall sits

Mosey to football field.
• Figure 8 with 6 stations (2 at goal line, 2 at midfield, 2 at goal line). Movement will be run, nur or shuffle always facing the red clock.
o 15 Merkins
o 15 Big Boys Mountain Climbers
o 15 Overhead Claps
o 15 Squats
o 15 Flying Squirrels
o 15 Freddie Mercury Hillbilly Walkers

MARY:
IT band stretches

ANNOUNCEMENTS: D2D10K this weekend, Trash pickup next weekend, Bethel Shelter 2/1, Pints & Padres on 2/6

COT: Stays in Cot

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No shedding garments

WARMUP: mosey about and back to circle

Windmills, Cherry pickers, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, Moroccan night clubs, over head claps, side straddle hops

THE THANG: DORAs and 7’s

Partner Dora – 50-100-150-200: manmakers, goblet squats, flutters, kb swings

7’s – goblet squats and burpees
7’s – merkins on the bell and squats

Mosey to COT for one minute of protractor with the bell held high.

MARY: see above.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: 5th core principle

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emom party

WARMUP: standard fare IC – goofballs, WMs, IWs, MtnClimbers, MNC and mosey to WEP ampitheater
THE THANG: EMOM circuit 5 exercises, 4 rounds
1st minute – 10 burpees
2nd minute – 20 merkins
3rd minute – 30 squats
4th minute – 40 Freddy mercuries
5th minute – 50 SSH
“rest” by bear crawling across amphitheater stage
repeat 3 more times

PAX needed a change of pace so we moneyed towards playground and walking lunged for about 35 yards

At playground we did some more IC exercises including reverse merkins on the swings and mtn climbers before lunge walking and moseying back toward amphitheater

back at amphitheater did more bear crawls and lunges across stage and then moseyed back to COT

MARY: IC flutters and LBCs

ANNOUNCEMENTS: trash pickup postponed. d2db coming up

COT: yup

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