The 90/10 Rule

WARMUP:
*Coaches Style Perimeter Lap
*10 warm up exercises (9ct) followed by 1    Burpee

THE THANG:

90 yard runs of escalating effort levels followed by 10 yards of bear crawls, crawl bears, crab walks.

9/1 Cone O’Rama exercises with built in lap around bus line. Sneaky 2 miles total over the course of 45 min.

College & Pro Mascot Trivia sprinkled throughout

LEADERSHIP LESSON:

*Life is like 90/10…

Life is 10% of what happens to you & 90% how you respond. Shared how this can be valuable for us and also in teaching our 2.0s.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
7/22 Adopt a HWY, August Convergence.

COT:prayers for rest and rejuvenation for those feeling burnout, summer time travel & prayers for safety.

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Elite 8

WARMUP: mosey to Grace presby with various exercises including burpees sprinkled in to honor the site q
THE THANG: 7 rounds of 7 and 23’s – burpees and LBC’s or squats depending on proximity to the dumpster. After comments and chatter about oderiferous emanations we moseyed to the office park for 5 rounds of 10-10-10-5: squats, flutters, hand release merkins and burpees.

Mosey at 0557 to COT for a 0600 arrival

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: YHTBT
COT:5th core principle

Thanks for the callout, Slapshot. Always an honor to lead.

Gratefully,
Cyclops

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Kettlebell Tabata

WARMUP:

SSH
Imperial Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Low slow Squat
Moroccan Night Clubs
Shoulder Taps

THE THANG: go to 3 different areas (repeat twice-ish) for Tabata Kettlebell workout. Do as a group.

Mumblechatter was strong with drawing penne’s during financial review mtgs, 14th amendment, number of Sugarbug’s kids, and YHC not knowing the difference between the imperial and hillbilly walker

Area 1:
Swings
Curls
Flutter w/ Bell high
Single arm Deadlift
Shoulder Press

Area 2:
Turkish Get-Ups
Goblet Squats
Triceps
American Hammers
KB merkins

Area 3:
Deck Squats
Rows
Calf Raises
Side Lunges
Chest press on your 6

COT: prayers for Cohiba’s family travel, patience, wisdom, trusting God

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Failure is not an option

WARMUP:

Light stretching exercises, windmills, , MNC, plank, yoga stretches, merkins.
THE THANG: 64 burpees, 8 at a time and run across field each time, crosswise not lengthwise

Death by,

Merkins….

Start with 3, add 3 every 30 secs for 3 rounds, then add 3 per minute until failure… FNG got to 30!

I started my testimonial… beginning of life to my rock bottom.

Then we moseyed behind ROTC, did a dead hang to failure

Then we did a Dora with 50 pull-ups, 100 overhead presses with Cindy then 200 curls with Cindy, we almost finished…

MARY:
No time but I shared the rest of my testimony. God had a plan for me and He has one for you too!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: yes

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KABOOM at Colosseum

WARMUP: Disclaimer only
THE THANG: 1776 reps of pain plus some running
COT: On this birthday of our country we added FNG Tang to our pax, EH’d by Mark Twain. Welcome brother! We sweat like crazy in the Gloom and let the familiar soreness settle in as the fireworks lit up the sky to honor our forefathers and our fellow Americans. Grateful to have been born in the USA and to share this life with my F3 brothers. May we stay United and foster Unity with those we meet each time we leave COT and enter the world around us. God Bless America!

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Slow, Painful, Dirty McDeuce

WARMUP:
– SSH x15
– IW (high) x15 => High Knee
– Seal Jacks x15
– Windmills x10 => Butt Kickers
– Merkins x10
– Dry Docks x10=> Shuffle L/R
– Low Slow Squat x20

THE THANG:
SLOW Dirty McDeuce – run lap in between sets.
Set 1 Set 3
– Wide arm Merkins – Dips
– Squats – Step lunges
– Big Boy Sit-ups – Weezy Jefferson

Set 2 Set 4- Jack Web (1-5)
– Curb Dry Docks – Burpees (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
– Calf Raises – 4 moroccans (4, 8, 12 16, 20)
– Box Cutters – 4 squats (4, 8, 12 16, 20)

MARY:
– Freddies
– Dollys

Great work by all PAX! Thanks MainFrame for the opportunity to lead!

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Low Tide

Temps were thick, but the stench and pain was thicker.
Multiple warmups and we moseyed.

Jack Webb: 4 Bears 🐻 Crawls and 1 CDD ⏯️ 40 Bear Crawls and 10 CDDs

Indian run around the track where each PAX did the following.
20 Merkins
20 Squats
20 V Ups

Back to COT for some Mary.

JWow

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I’ve Never Done This Before

WARMUP: World’s shortest mosey (10yds), 5 Burpees, Mosey more, Shoulder Taps, Mosey more, SSH, Mosey more, Toy Soldiers, finish the Mosey to the back lot.
THE THANG: We had a circle of cones ~10yds out from the center cone. On the outside of the circle, we’d complete the round of exercises, 10 reps each, then bear crawl to the center cone for 2 wide-arm merkins, then crawl bear back to the outside circle and wait for the six.
Rd 1: 10 Carolina Dry Docks & 10 Peter Parkers
Rd 2: 10 Parker Peters & 10 Dips
Rd 3: 10 right side lunges & 10 left side lunges
Rd 4: 10 Slooooow Squats & 10 Jump Squats

Light Poles: This is something I’ve never done and had no idea how long it would take. Remember, not a pro and this is peer led.
Starting at the first light pole, run up two light poles, NUR back one, then 2 V-Ups.
From that point, run up two more light poles, NUR back one, 3 V-Ups.
Continue all the way up the hill to the 13th light pole, adding 1 more V-Up at each light pole.
Mosey back to the 1/2 wall I love so much and grab a partner.
Partner 1: 5 Over & Backs (more complicated than it should’ve been)
Partner 2: Burpees
Flapjack
As a group, 10 Muscle Ups.

MARY: Back at COT
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Independence Day Convergence, Stuff The Bus, HIM Camp
COT: Yes

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11’s… or 22’s? on the 23rd

WARMUP: Mosey to the front(ish) of Lowes. Merkins, Squats and stretching happened and were glorious. Mosey to the North side of the strip parking lot to get to the thang.
THE THANG: 11’s – one side Merkins and Squats, the AO parking lot had Big Boys and Flutters.
MARY: Freddie Mercurys, Box Cutters, LBC’s and Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood Drive, July 4 convergence, Read your news letter.
COT: Prayers for health.

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