Head Fake: actually working out!

WARMUP:
5 Burpees
Mosey
Toy Soldiers
Mosey
Hillbilly Walkers
Mosey
Imperial Walkers
Mosey
THE THANG:
4 corners around NAFO
10 Merkins
20 Plank Jacks
30 Sumo Squats
Partner goes one way
Other goes opposite
When meet do 5 Burpees together then keep going

MARY: don’t know her
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Matthew 16:15
COT:
Take your vitamins and say your prayers

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Webb-O-Rama

WARMUP:
SSH x13 while we wait for Twister
Mosey to small Springs parking lot right off 160
SSH x20
IW x10
Windmills x10
Flutters x10
Mountain Climbers x10
Mosey to Millstone Park

THE THANG: Webb-O-Rama
4 cones set up along path heading from Millstone Park toward Main Street. On each cone were 2 exercises to be done in Jack Webb style (1:4 ratio)

Cone 1- 1 Burpee : 4 SSH
– >> Bear crawl to next station
Cone 2 – 1 Big boy sit up : 4 American Hammers
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
Cone 3 – 1 Knee tar N’Diaye : 4 Squats
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
Cone 4 – Traditional Jack Webb –
– >> Run down to Main Street then around to first station

Instead of doing all 10 reps at once, we broke it up into 3 rounds.
Round 1: 1-4
Round 2: 5-7
Round 3: 8 and 9 for cone 1, then just 8 for cones 2-4 since we ran out of time.

Total mileage clocked in at 2.7 miles.

Lots of mumble chatter about runaway Q-drenaline, prime number counting, Knee tar N’Diayes speed, Weinke timing, and murder.

Thanks Kermit for the opportunity to lead!

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Freak In The Sheets!

WARMUP:  After much complaining about being in the dark we warmed up and started a yog around the back of the school.

THE THANG: We had fun with a skinny starfish SORRY! 😂

Each exercise is followed by returning to the center for 20 squats (crowd pleaser)

Station 1

Round 1 – Hand Release Merkins x10
Round 2 – Add Clap Merkins x10
Round 3 – Add Toe Touch Merkins x10
Round 4 – Add Mike Tysons x10
Station 2 (All Men)

Station 2

Round 1 – Shoulder Tap x15 (Double Count)
Round 2 – Add Mountain Climbers x15 (Double Count)
Round 3 – Add Peter Parkers x15 (Double Count)
Round 4 – Add Donkey Kicks x15 (Double Count)

MARY: We stretched a bit and realized that Italian Job is way more flexible than expected.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: One month till my birthday. Accepting gifts now.
COT: Please pray for mental health and reach out if you need help. Thanks Poppins for the invite and always being a HIM.

The Thrill is gone.

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You are not a piece of Sh$T

Five Pax showed up on a chilly morning at Ring of Fire. After the disclaimer, we moseyed to the lower parking lot for some warm-up exercises (SSHs, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, and Plank Stretches). A car pulled up while were exercising, we thought it was a teacher wanting to get a head start on the day. Turns out it was Saw Dust.
Next, we moseyed to the front of the school for a round of 7s, no cheat merkins on one end of the parking lot, squats on the other side. After completion we jogged around the parking lot returning to the same spot.
Lunge walks, burpee broad jumps, and inch worm merkins completed the length of the parking lot.
Mosey to the pull up bars. Similar to 7s, we did 6s. 5 pull-ups, 1 burpee completed each set until out counts were 1 pull-up, 5 burpees. Next, we ran up to the bus drop-off circle for 3 rounds of dips (I might have accidently said “dicks”) and derkins. Once complete, we headed back to COT for a round of LBCs and Flutters.
Throughout the workout, I provided a peek into my story. I don’t tend to share it very often. I was born in Boston; my mom and dad had lived in the city their whole life. My dad worked as a construction manager on several high-rise buildings. His goal was to move out of the city and start a business. We moved to Martha’s Vineyard where he established a construction and building supply building. I started working with my dad at a very young age. I was the 2nd oldest of seven children in the family. It was a great experience learning both the construction and business side. My dad pushed me to go to college, learn more about business. After graduation, I started working for a large company. I was given a number of opportunities to travel and move with the company due to my work ethic my dad had instilled upon me. The hard part was I moved frequently; I did not make many connections outside of work. One night, I had been out at a local bar, drove home, and ended up getting arrested for DWI. I felt my world was crashing down on me. I was facing a lot of unknowns (loss of license, court, job uncertainty) and I was mad at myself for letting things get out of control. For the next few weeks, I wrestle with all the things that had gone wrong. One evening, my sister called me and asked me if I would be her son’s godfather. I told her yes and how happy I was for her family. After I hung up the phone, I began to cry. I could not understand why she wanted a piece of shit like me to be her son’s godfather. I decided two things that day. First, I will never go back to the place where I felt so bad about myself. Second, I made the necessary changes in my life to become a better man. I didn’t have the men of F3 around me to help me through this tough time in my life. What we have here in The Fort is a blessing.

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All About the Benjamin’s Beatdown

WARMUP: 20 SSH, 20 Nightclubs, 20 Randy’s, 20 Through The Tunnel.
THE THANG:
-Mosey from Vet Park to WEP .50.
Bear Crawls with indigenous runs through 14 bear crawlers.
On the Stage – 20 burpees, 20 big boys, 20 leg flutters right foot count, 20 squats, 20 merkins.
Run
.20 miles and rinse and repeat.

10 sets of all the above

5 sets of all the above

2 lines – squat while head of class lunges through 7 PAX in each line.

Run back to COT

MARY: flutters, LBC, planks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dark Helmet reviewed mission of F3. TO PLANT, GROW AND SERVE SMALL WORKOUT GROUPS FOR THE INVIGORATION OF MALE COMMUNITY LEADERSHIP.
COT: prayers for patience.

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“Jaeger Recovery” LOL

WARMUP: pre-run the 1.1 mile loop with 3 stops with 3 burpees each.
THE THANG: 1.1 miles loop with 4 stations
Station 1: 25 mountain goats (3 mt climbers + 1 goat kick = 1)
Station 2: 25 AH
Station 3: 25 Mike Tysons
Station 4: 25 V-Abs
Rinse and repeat but this time 20 reps at each station. Rinse and repeat but this time 15 reps at each station.

MARY: 30 J-Loves and 30 Flotters
Total of 3.6 to 4 miles from every PAX.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: trash pick up, Bettle men’s shelter, start training for Jeager 2023
COT: families, work, banks, and others.

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Teen Mental Health Awareness Weinke

WARMUP:
Run to WEP

THE THANG:
Approx 14% of teens suffer with mental health issues. That number is probably higher.

Split into 3 groups. 1 group ran clockwise around WEP twice, another ran counter, and the 3rd ran the trail down to Harris Street and back. All groups had to run their routes shuffle run style. ~mileage 1.4. Once we returned to the start, 14 burpees then switched routes.
This time each team did 7 burpees after either 1 lap around WEP, or once they got to Harris St. then 7 more after the second lap.

Only had enough time to do 1 more lap with burpees before heading back to COT.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
newsletter.

COT: gratitude all around.

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Headspin Testimony

WARMUP: plank, upward dog, downward dog, peter parker, plank jacks, merkins, mountain climbers – while Headspin gave his testimony.

THE THANG:
5 rounds: 5 kraken burpees, 20 big boys, 50yd partner push (switch)

Big Bang – Circle up on 25 yard line in plank. Q calls out an exercise and a number. Pax run to any edge and complete the exercise, then run back to the center and plank for the 6. – while Headspin gave his testimony.
10 Merkins
20 lunges
30 American Hammers
20 bobby Hurley’s
10 burpees
Run a lap
10 bomb jacks

MARY: Elbow to knee Bicycle, J-Lows – while Headspin gave his testimony.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Rooster, Bethel Men’s shelter, The Jaeger

COT: Prayers for Ruby’s wife’s family and the loss of an uncle, prayers for Rainmaker to find a job (or start a business), praise for a 3rd grader coming home from the hospital, Praise for Kaiser and his wife’s prayer life, praise for cousin Eddie buying a new house.

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