SKIP IT TOY

WARMUP: lol
THE THANG:
Yog to Emory Ln corner for Braden loops. 3 work stations. 15 reps of merkens, big boys and squats. 3.5 miles at least with good total body workout.
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: golf, HIM camp
COT: prayers and praises for health, our wife’s and children.

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ALLTHUMBS!!!

Arrived early to pick up Cindy and her friends ( just more Cindys ). After the party favors were loaded in the truck I drove to the band practice lot, needed 25yard spacing, why reinvent the wheel. As I was setting up the workout layout noticed some early arrivals, RUCKERS ( pretty sure this is a cult ). They were off before I could return to COT and wish them a pleasant trip, as the call to conquer unknown terrain hastened their departure.
Cindys were ready and waiting, workout layout complete, and old man stretching completed. LFG!

WARMUP: Disclaimer was disclaimed and we moseyed from COT to the band parking lot. SSHICx25, HBWICx12, CPICx10, MerkinsICx12. Pax moseyed around the workout layout to receive an explanation of the format/flow of the workout and exercises to be completed at each station. Finished at the center station where the PAIN would begin.

THE THANG: 2022 IPC Challenge – Week #2 – The “Belle” Ringer
AMRAP for 45 minutes
Set-Up -Make a 5-point star ( pain stations ) from a center location with each point of the star being 25yards away.
Workout starts with:
1. 5 ManMakers in the middle. Rifle carry to cone 2 and perform 10 “We’re Not Worthy”. Farmer carry back to center.
2. 5 ManMakers in middle. Rifle carry to cone 3 and perform 15 Goblet Squats. Farmer carry back to center.
3. 5 ManMakers in middle. Rifle carry to cone 4 and perform 20 Curl to Press. Farmer carry back to center.
4. 5 ManMakers in the middle. Rifle carry to cone 5 and perform 25 Cindy Swings. Farmer carry back to center.
5. 5 ManMakers in the middle. Rifle carry to cone 5 and perform 30 Bent Over Rows. Farmer carry back to middle.

Scoring: Total reps for 45 minutes of the exercises
Each complete trip is 125 reps

Sasquatch was King, well into his 4th round, followed closely by his fellow BOSSMEN partner Spectre.

The reward for crushing this workout -SKINLESS THUMBS!!!

MARY: None needed

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Civitas race, First Responder WO fundraiser ( stay tuned as SpiderMan brings the details in near future, gonna be epic!!! )

COT: Double D’s M and CakeBoss’s relative need our prayers for healing.

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Pendulum 8s

WARMUP: mosey through the stopping points
THE THANG: Starting at top of Dave Gibson hill on middle school side and running to 160 we did 8s with 7 burpees at the top, 1 navy seal burpee at the bottom, 7 burpees at the top at 160 and 1 navy seal burpee back at the bottom. We reduced distance up Dave Gibson each round and went down to 6-2-6-2 on burpee- navy seal burpee.
MARY: she didn’t show up
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: yep

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Sweatiest Broga

WARMUP: low slow squat x10, plank, upward dog, downward dog, shoulder taps, upward dog, downward dog, peter parkers, upward dog, downward dog, SSH x10
THE THANG: 6 cones set up in a circle – pax and a partner head to a cone to perform 30″ work partner 1 and 30″ work partner 2 OR 60″ of work each depending on the station
station 1: partner squat and high 5
station 2: wheelbarrow walks
station 3: towel Tug O’ War
station 4: partner push-ups with high five
station 5: band-resisted mosey
station 6: partner leg throws

After each minute at each station, YHC leads pack in 1 or more broga stretches. After the minute, rotate clockwise to next station. (Broga positions included Warriors 1,2,3; Sun salutations, runner’s lunge, runner’s lunge with twist, and more)

MARY: 0 reps of LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Twister is running a 5K, maybe a 10K, but definitely not a 15K.
Civitas Marathon is 9/6 at 7AM – it’s essentially the rooster
COT: Back to college prayers.

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WorldsBestMerkin

WARMUP: plank
THE THANG:
World’s greatest push-up, bear crawls, power skips, fire hydrants, sprinting up the hill
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: welcome to the new guy Rocco who carried a water bottle around the whole workout so we named him after a Waterboy reference Boucher
COT:

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Deconstructed Burpee Ladder

WARMUP: Quick lap around the main parking lot (not going behind the stores), then circle up for the following, 10 of each:
– SSH
– WM
– IW
– MNC
– Strawberry pickers
Then mosey not too far from COT for….
THE THANG:
Ladder of Deconstructed Burpees
A loop of .25 mile was set up, the same one we used as a warmup.
Do the exercises, then run the loop. The idea was in each round, you do an exercise that is part of the standard burpee.

Ascending ladder (run a lap between each round)
Round 1: 1 burpee + 10 hand-touch squats
Round 2: 2 burpees + 10 hand-touch squats + 10 plank w leg crunch/extensions
Round 3: 3 burpees + 10 hand-touch squats + 10 plank w leg crunch/extensions + 10 merkins
Round 4: 4 burpees + 10 hand-touch squats + 10 plank w leg crunch/extensions + 10 merkins + 10 jump squats w OH clap
Descending the ladder (run a lap between each round)
>> Take off 1 burpee and 1 exercise
Round 5: 3 burpees + 10 hand-touch squats + 10 plank w leg crunch/extensions + 10 merkins
Round 6: 2 burpees + 10 hand-touch squats + 10 plank w leg crunch/extensions
Round 7: 1 burpee + 10 hand-touch squats
>> Rinse and repeat

Everyone got 2 full completions of this, and completed another full ascension. Some started on another descension and completed that too. Overall everyone, except me, got at least 3 miles. Good push by everyone.
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Mentioned some of the things in the newsletter. Read it. Get involved.
COT: Alot lifted up.
Thanks for the opportunity to lead. SYITG.
-NASA

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The NOT SO Sweaty Barry

If I missed your name, feel free to edit it in….

The weather did not agree with us, but I hope everyone had a nice evening at The Barry (aka The Sweaty Barry). I’m really not sure how a person could not have a good time with Milwaukee’s Beast and PBR being served.

Winner (repeat), Harry Carry … new traveling trophy awarded

Ruck winner (repeat), 3D … we’ll rustle up an award for the ruck winner next year

Thanks to the volunteers.

Thanks to the Rock Hill participants.

Thanks to Twister for gracing us with his presence.

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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5,4,3,2,1 Bank Run

WARMUP:

THE THANG:
Exercises:
1-Burpee
2-Lunges each side
3-Windmill Merkins
4-Penguins each side
5-Peter Parker’s

Stops:
5 Banks between STL and Gold Hill
Rinse and repeat on the way back

MARY:
10 LBC IC
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Newsletter
COT:
Show To Know

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Repeat post

Solid workout similar to varsity last week. We did all 4 muscle groups for 15 minutes each. I am tired mostly due to trash pick up.

Various counts from 10-20

Shoulders
Moroccan Night Clubs
Overhead Claps
Arm Circles forward backward
Shoulder Taps
John Travolta’s
Peter Parkers

Legs
Squats
Calve Raises in, out regular
Step ups
Sumo Squats
Lunges forward/backward
Monkey Humpers

Abs
Flutters
Weezy Jeffersons
Rosalita’s
Penguins
Boxcutters
LBC’s
American Hammers

Arms
Dips
Derkins
Merkins
Diamond
WideArm
DryDocks
Mtn. Climbers

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Squatch Pond

WARMUP: run to Church of God Worship Center, 5 SSH, 5 Seal jacks, 5 downdog merkins
THE THANG: pick up two 2lb weights, run to stairs at FM COG, calf raises on steps x10, SSH x10, seal jacks x10, run through upper lot of COG to Confederate St, turn right down Forrest St, turn right down Academy St, run up steps to 2nd floor of COG to perform SSH x10, seal jacks x10, derkins on picnic tables x10, run down steps, drop 2lb weights at corner of Academy & Withers, run up Withers towards the Print Shop to complete 5 pull-ups and 5 toes to bar, run out of Print Shop and cut through lot of Craft Axe, down Academy St to go pick up your 2lb weights at corner of Academy & Withers… RINSE AND REPEAT 2 more times
MARY: LBCs, Broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash pickup, Stuff the bus, Bethel Serve
COT: :pray: back to school

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