40 days left til 2025

7 @ stockade, cold morning.
Jog around the parking lot, picked up a couple late comers.
Warm ups – SSHs, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, plank.
Next, we moseyed to the entrance of the Apartments. Six count Merkins – three down, three up. Continued on our journey to the back of the apt complex, bear crawl to the top of the hill in honor of <@UMVTXH0BX>.
Continued on our trek to the fire station hill. Lunge walk down to the bottom, run up to the fire station.
Mosey to Sonic for Dora
Carolina Dry Docks, Dips, Flutters.
Back to COT for Mary
Short lesson today – less than 40 days to New Year, get started now on goals so you can hit the ground running on Jan 1st.

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Looking for the ? over the ladder ?

Disclaimer provided and salutations

WARMUP:
In reps of 10, 12, & 15
SSH
Wind mills
Moroccan night club
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
Cherry Pickers
THE THANG:
Ladder runs: List of movements in the following rep sets. All movements must be completed then run :man-running: a lap around the lot before starting the next set of reps.
Reps sets were 30, 20, 10, & 5
List of movements:
Squats
LBCs
Merkins
Bomb Jacks
Calf Raises
Flutter Kicks
Lunges
Carolina Dry Docks
American Hammers
Mountain Climbers

MARY: Yes, Return to COT for 10 mins of Broga and shared about journey to my first half marathon: Setting goals, staying consistent, DFQ, and surrounding yourself with people that will motivate and support you.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter, thanksgiving convergence, etc
COT: Always stays in COT.

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Walls, Pendulums and Fountains, oh my

WARMUP: Mozy through the HT parking lot. Circled up for non-SSH warmup that included mountain climbers, Moroccan Nightclubs, CDD
THE THANG: Mozy to the wall behind the oil change place for 12 counts of step ups, dips, incline and decline merkins.
Proceed to far side of HT through the wall of stench for wall sits with alternating bear crawls for Meridia’s and burpees.
Mozy through the apartment complex to the fountains for a 7s pendulum with BBS on the fire department side and burpees at the top of the hill on the other side.
Clock merkins ladder at the fountain. Start at 12 and plank shuffle to 1:00 for one merkin. Shuffle to 2:00 for two, rinse and repeat until a full lap of the fountain is completed at 12 merkins. They add up!!
Mozy to COT after a total of ~2.5 miles.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Tour De Rock

WARMUP: SSH, 5 Burpees OYO, Squats, 4 Burpees OYO, Windmills, MNC, Mtn. Climbers, minimal Broga
THE THANG: Yog around to baseball diamond. Lunge walk to 1st for 10 CDDs, Bear crawl to 2nd, 10 Squats, Lunge to 3rd, 10 Donkey Kicks, Bear crawl home for 10 Burpees. Rinse/repeat. Head to playground, 2 rounds of Dips, Step ups, Derkins. Run in between.
Turn over to Uber for Indian Run, pull ups. Parter up for Cindy curls then run to Pull up bars and do exercises there.
The fog and Super Moon made for a memorable gloom.
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Xmas Party
COT: prayers for community, praise for Dojo’s new job.
SS Out

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Up and Down

WARMUP: Uber started w Yog round main rd of Tega Cay and back to parking lot for all your favorites including SSH, night club brothers, and hammy and groin stretch stuff.
THE THANG: Indian run to pull up boards 6 does 2 burpees. Round the horn pull ups. 1 PAX does pull up while others do merkens. Can’t stop till pax completes reps. Mosey to hill in back of baseball fields. Up and down more times than I can count w squat and LBC work. Soup took over. Mosey to basketball court for Dora exercises with coupons. Mosey to baseball field w coupons. Round the horn stations w coupon completing squats, flutters, merkens, hammers, curls, man makers, lunges. Mosey to hill in front of Runde for 7’s including squats and big boys b
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: what’s happens stays. Prayers and praises spoken.

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Leg Day

Quick warmup on this rainy morn we did a shout out to <@U6RQY6005> with some windmills and another shoutout to <@U028PKR68GJ> for some Polish Mating Dancing :man_dancing: and we were off. Headed to the car loop for some Dora.

Partner 1: Run the car loop
Partner 2:
100 Mike Tyson’s
200 Lunges
300 Squats
400 Flutters

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

JWow

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Slowburn 11/08/2024

WARMUP: mosey, SSH, windmill, arm circles, IWs, Peter parkers
THE THANG:big boy, flutters, A.H.s, plank jacks, Mtn. Climbers X2
merkins, dips, squats-, alternating lunges, CDDs (20, 15, 10)
MARY: multiple
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: prayers and praises around the circle/ Twister getting hitched, Cobra Kai mother in law.

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The Smokin Damp Pain Gain

WARMUP:
Mosey around the parking lot, SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan NC, and Strawberry Pickers.
THE THANG:
Phase 1: 2 Rounds of Cheese Shredder
Phase 2: 2 Rounds of Wall Sits and Balls to the Wall
Phase 3: Dora: 50 Burpees, 100 Bomb Jacks, 150 Plank Jacks, and 200 Squats
MARY: Broga, SSH, and Imperial Walkers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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By way of instruction… The Ranch. Halloween.

WARMUP:
How do you know you’re just getting started? Well, <@UGU3XR5RP> tells you that you are taking too long with the disclaimer and such. But there was an FNG and I wanted to be a good example. I have no idea what possessed me to do so, as I typically (according to everyone) am NOT one, but alas… here we are. With a mustache that originated in 18th Century Europe and eventually made its way to the Western US roughly 100 years later, this FNG sported a handlebar that was worthy of a Wyatt Earp or William Howard Taft, duly elected 27th President of the US (that was for you, Camp). After a short warm-up lap there were, presumably somewhere in here, a few slow <@USBP08L1G> style windmills, some SSHs, and other activities to get the blood circulating. The FNG didn’t quite look afraid, only perhaps marginally confused, so we continued…

THE THANG:
We headed down the hill toward the entrance to the school(s) from Springfield pkwy, with a brief stop to pick up some rocks and lift them. Because we are men. Why else you would you do such a thing?

We also spent a moment or two of instruction along the way regarding the Mission, Credo, and 5 Core Principles. I am proud to state that the guys there actually did a really good job of getting them correct and I think the only penalty burpees that got leveled were my fault because I got ahead of myself and opened F3 to all men before first making it free.

Then we proceeded to complete a 1-mile circuit around both schools, with 9 or so stops along the way to perform 20 reps of everything as we went. First round was all together in cadence, including the burpees (in memory of Band Camp), the next round was on your own.

Exercises included:
– Side Straddle Hops
– Merkins
– Muscle-ups
– Flutters
– Burpees
– Curb Alperts
– Squat Jumps
– Double Leg Lifts; and
– Dips

Naturally, somewhere in there, Change Order (<@U012K8DDK7V>) managed to pull a Matthew McConaughey and get his shirt off. (see Matt Damon’s impression on David Letterman from like 20 years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-HYL7VPNXI) .

As we returned back to COT, it was time to name the FNG. There is no moleskine section, so I will put this here. The FNGs name was Matt Mahood. Plenty to work with there… then there was the Taft-stache… plenty there as well… then he rips out that he loved cocaine and alcohol back in the day… he was a veritable fountain of interesting things… nothing was quite sticking and so I asked him about his family. In his deoxygenated stupor, he had to think for half a second before gently huffing out “wife, 2 kids”… then with no prompt “Amanda”… I said, “you named both your kids Amanda?” He looked a little befuddled and that was just long enough of a hesitation for the swirling snakes in my brain to land on “well, your name is now Hug&Kiss, as in Amanda Hugandkiss). And that was that. Welcome, brother… and way to take the name like a champ.

MARY: No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.

COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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