Will you wash my hair?

WARMUP:
SSH
Merkins
CDD
Low slow squats

THE THANG:
Today was a test of 3S2T

Speed:
Hill sprints x3

Mental toughness and stamina:
Playground
Dead hangs 1 minute
rest and repeat

Strength:
Stations: 1 minute each. 2 rounds. Beat your count of pullups on round 2
Pull-ups
Derkins
Monkey humpers
Flutters
Dips

Stamina
Physical toughness
Mental toughness

11s of burpees and lunges
mode of transport: bear crawl
Pass the kettlebell down the line as you get to the lunge side.
When the kettlebell gets to you, do your lunges with it.

when the PAX thought we were done with this nonsense, we continued with:
11 burpees
0 lunges
mode of transport: crawl bear
12 burpees
1 reverse lunge (ie -1 lunges, so we’re still doing 11s)
13 burpees
2 reverse lunges
etc

In total, there should have been 120+ burpees

MARY:
no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
In our fatigue, I totally forgot to do name-o-rama

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Buffet of burpees

WARMUP:
SSH
Low slow squat
Moroccan night clubs
Carolina dry docks
Merkins
Shoulder taps

THE THANG:
I wanted 100 burpees. So we did 100 burpees during the course of this workout

Balls to wall
Upside down the other way – ass to the wall

Run to old farm rd

20 burpees at bottom
20 merkins at top
LBCs for the six
Repeat 5x

20 jump squats at bottom
20 jump lunges at top
Big boys for the six
Repeat 5x (only made it 4x)

We interlaced the two movement sets a bit due to some complaining

Final sprint to the top of the hill

MARY:
Superman
Flutters on stomach. I’m calling these Pouty boyz
More Mary

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Just a Board

13 did the hard thing this morning at Varsity. Disclaimer was disclaimed and we were off. Here’s what we did:

Warm Up
– 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
– 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
– 10 Overhead Claps (IC)
– 5 Hillbilly Walkers (IC)

Mosey to the Track

– 1 Mile
– 100 LBCs
– 100 Moroccan Night Clubs
– 100 Squats
– 100 Mountain Climbers
– 100 Calf Raises
– 100 American Hammers
– 100 Dips
– 100 Shoulder Taps
– 100 Side Straddle Hops
– 100 Flutters
– 100 Merkins
– 1 Mile

NMM
There’s a 4-letter word that has dashed more dreams and held back more potential than any other. “Just.”
“You’re just not my type.”
“You’re just not smart enough for this class. Just quit now and save yourself the embarrassment.”
“You’re just not tall enough. You’re just not fast enough.”
“You’re just not college material.”
They said Jesus was just a carpenter from a nowhere town. They said his followers were just fishermen and outcasts. Just is a way people try to hold you back. Don’t let others tell you what you can’t do or who you can’t be. Just do it.

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Polygon of Pain

WARMUP:
– Quick lap around the parking lot
– COP – SSH, Windmill, MNC, Cherry Pickers, Merkin and Plank

THE THANG:
Polygon of Pain – Using the outer perimeter of the parking lot (roughly shaped like a pentagon), complete exercises with ascending reps (5 – 10 – 15 – 20 – 25) at each of the 5 stations…totaling 75 reps on each lap.
– Lap 1: Burpee
– Lap 2: CDD
– Lap 3: Jump Squat
– Lap 4: American Hammer
– Lap 5: Dips
– Lap 6: Overhead Clap
– Lap 7: Lunge
– Lap 8: LBC
– Lap 9: Merkin
– Lap 10: Shoulder Tap
– Lap 11: BBSU
– Lap 12: WAM

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Who’s the Q

WARMUP: Led by Senator Tressel 👊

THE THANG: D2D Friendly 4 Corners

MARY: Called her sister ‘oh Sherrie’ for a circle of stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS: upcoming events

COT: prayers for pax safety. Prayers for family & friends recent loss & health.

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February fun w/VQ and bear crawls

WARMUP:
THE THANG: 11s merkins, big boy sits. wall sits while partner does 10 of any excercise Line up along the fence line of field #1
Round 1: Bear crawl to end of field. Stop at light posts for 5, 10, and 15 merkins, run back to the start.
Round 2: Lunge walk to the end of the field: 5, 10, 15 squats, run back.
Round 3: Crabwalk to the end of the field: 5, 10, 15 dips, run back.
Round 4: Run to the end of the field: 5, 10, 15 burpees, run back.

Mosey to the playground, split up into the 3 groups
Group 1: 10 pullups
Group 2: Reverse step ups until group doing pullups are finished. Flapjack with group 3
Group 3: Freddie Mercury’s until group doing pullups are finished. Flapjack with group 1
Rinse and repeat two more times, with group 2 changing to big boy sit ups and hello dolly
Mosey back to field #1 for mini-Mary:
Box cutters x 20
LBC’s x 20
End with the Body Destroyer.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check news letter, prayes for D2D pax
COT: we did it

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Ageless?

WARMUP:
20 SSHs
8 Squat reaches
8 Alternating Body Bridge
1 short run around parking lot

THE THANG:
Played my music

Flying Squirrel with hand clap – 15 reps, 2 sets, 30 secs rest
Table Top Crawl – 30 secs on (4 forward, 4 backwards), 2 sets, 30 secs rest
American hammers with straight legs – 30 secs, 2 sets, 30 secs rest
1 legged burpee – 10 each leg, 1 set each, 30 secs rest
Chest tap Merkin with wide leg stance – 12 reps, 2 sets, 30 secs rest
Shoulder tap (2 each side is 1 rep) to 2 Merkins – 30 secs on, 2 sets, 30 secs rest
Cross Merkin – 12 reps, 2 sets, 30 secs rest
Superman Plank – 30 secs on, 2 sets, 30 secs rest
4 Squats, 2 Squat jumps, repeat – 30 secs on, 2 sets, 30 secs rest
Walk out to pistol squat – 5 reps, rest, 3 reps
Leg extension to spider merkin – 30 secs on, 2 sets, 30 secs rest
Side kick outs – 30 secs on, 2 sets, 30 secs rest

Ran a small lap around parking lot

250:
50 reps each, good form –
Regular Merkins
Jumping Squats
Shoulder Taps
Reverse lunges
CDDs

ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Jaeger is coming! Welcoming G.I. Jane!
COT: Lots of prayers for friends or family dealing with forms of cancer. Lots of thankfulness for what we were able to do today.

Takeaways from today’s message:
1. In the midst of all the struggles in this world, when you think about your children, are you more concerned with where your child will attend college or eternity?
2. Is salvation of the utmost value in your home?
3. Bathe your family’s mind in the truth

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Full Body WOD with some EDM

WARMUP:
– SSH / WM / IW
THE THANG:
– 12 exercises in pairs of 6x 2, reps always 20/23 with 1 lap after each rep. Pull-ups (3x) for the leading PAX.
1: Burpees (20) / squats (23)
2: Inch worms (20) / SSH (23)
3: Shoulder taps (20 – 1:!) / Big Boys (23)
4: J-Lo (20 – 1:1) / Dips (23)
5: Carolina Honey (20) / A-Hammer (23 – 1:1)
6: Russian Kicks (20 – 1:1) / Superman (23)
– intermediate Airborne hip exercise (crowd pleaser)
– mosey half lap, some pull-ups, stop as grassy area: Jack-Webb with Merkin + OH Claps up to 10:40
– continue lap back to pull-up bars with some more for all
– back to grassy area for alternating LBC (side core workout)
– back to COT
MARY:
– Finish last 5 min with Thunderstruck: proper way with Burpees and SSH!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Jaeger is coming: 3/11, check pre-blast and newsletter for details
COT:
– was held

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Lucky stars

WARMUP:

Windmills
Potato pickers
Hillbilly walkers
Imperial walkers
Plank
Honey mooners
Downward dog
Merkins
Parker peters
Shoulder taps
30 ssh

THE THANG:

Star routine with cones at 5 points and inbetween we rolled dice to see what exercise we had to do- it was mostly ssh x30, but a couple merkins, burpees and squats mixed in: 3 rounds, blue cones, green cones then both!

Blue cone round

25 plank jacks
20 merkins
20 Star sits
25 LBS
15 monkey humpers

Green cone round

5 burpees
5 jump squats
5 jumping lunges
5 bomb jacks
5 polo ohnos

MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Rooster, Jaegar
COT:

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