Throwback jams session

WARMUP: 25 SSH, 15 Moroccan Nightclub, 20 hillbilly walkers, 15 lss, 15 mtn climbers, 10 count plank, hands to the sky, Honeymooner, down dog, mosey to side of school loop
THE THANG: Head to toes Tabata – 8 cycles, 6x sets ea. 25 secs on, 10 secs rest/1 min recovery.
1. cdd/run lap
2. Dips/crab walks
3. Merkins/butt kickers
4. Lbc/bearcrawl
5. Superman’s/run lap
6. Monkey humpers/toy soldiers
7. Squats/lunge walks
8. Calf raises/ mosey back to cot
MARY: box cutters, American hammers, sitting flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel men’s serve on Thursday, jaeger, rooster
COT: prayers for surgery and speedy recovery for sawdust, prayers for marriages and family

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Wheel of Gloom!!!

It was a little rainy but a lot windy for the Stockade debut of the Wheel of Gloom.

For those unfamiliar the wheel of gloom is each Pax taking turns spinning the Wheel. Each spot on the wheel denotes a workout with reps. Each rep is one point for the spinner… but all Pax do the exercises.

Exercises included burpees, Merkins, jump squats, LBCs, Freddy Mercury’s, Big Boys, among others.

The lighting round was a wheel of fortune type routine with correct letters earning points and wrong guesses resulting in LBCS.

Masterpiece solved the puzzle and racked up some big points.

Final round was a 1:00 minute Diamond Merkin Off between Masterpiece and Grassy Knoll.

Grassy won the final round and was given the chance to take a 4-pack of delicious White Claw OR choose what was in the box. Thankfully he chose the box and got a nice variety pack courtesy of Slapshots beer fridge. Masterpiece ended up with the Whiteclaw.

The point today was a decent workout with great fellowship. Thankful for those who showed. It was a fun time!

Until next time!

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VDay ladder of death

WARMUP: some exercises in Cadence. Wall sit with bearcrawl to the end of the line, first round things while bearcrawl things we were thankful for. Next round, things we need to improve upon.
THE THANG: parking spaces numbered 100-5 by 10s. Complete 100 run to the end, run back to 90, do exercise, run to end and back to 80, continued all the way to 5 burpees and then started back at 100 with 10 less.
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: d2d, Jaegar
COT: hug your loved ones

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Headbangers ball

WARMUP:
20x IC SSH, 20x IC Moroccan Nightclub, 20x IC hillbilly walkers, 15x IC lss, 15x IC Cherry pickers, 15x IC mtn climbers. 10 count plank x3, 10 count hands to the sky, Honeymooner, down dog stretches
THE THANG: Mosey to curbs in front of school
7s w. Bearcrawl to incline merkin, crab walk to dip

Mosey to blacktop track for Dora, with laps between sets
50 burpees
100 side to side squats
150 lbcs

Mosey to small COT lot for AROD, with laps between sets
100 Superman’s
75 calf raises
50 cdds
MARY: box cutters, hello dollies, flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Jaegar 3/11, jump program for fngs
COT: prayers for a buddy’s new born with WHS, prayers for cornerstones and cubbies wives, praise for our lives and families and the things we do have

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Love Jams Session Head to Toe Tabata

WARMUP:
10x SSH
10x Moroccan Nightclub
10x big arm circles
10x hillbilly walkers
10x lss
10x windmills
10x mtn climbers
10 count alternating plank, elbows to regular around the circle
Honeymooner, down dog stretches
light mosey around front lot with butt kickers, toy soldiers, high knees
THE THANG: Head to toes Tabata – 8 cycles, 6x sets ea. 20 secs on, 15 secs rest. 1 min recovery run
1. cdd
2. Dips
3. Merkins
4. Lbc
5. Superman’s
6. Monkey humpers
7. Side to side Squats
8. Calf raises
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Jaegar csaup March 11, read your newsletter
COT: prayers for M’s job search

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K.I.S.S. Ladder? Pyramid?

WARMUP:
Moseyed behind Harris Teeter and stopped for warmup…

20 – Side Straddle Hops
10 – Windmill
10 – Moroccan Night Club
10 – Cherry Pickers
10 – 8 Count Burpees

Moseyed over to the church parking lot…

THE THANG:

Ladder/Pyramid Style Workout
Complete each exercise, run a lap, add and exercise run a lap through all exercises and back down

10 Diamond Merkins
15 BBS
20 Merkins
25 LBC
30 Squats
35 SSH

Total rep count:
110 Diamond Merkins
135 BBS
140 Merkins
125 LBC
90 Squat
35 SSH
If you competed the full pyramid.

Moseyed back to COT

MARY:
20 – 4-count Flutters
10 – Boat/Canoe
10 – Protractor

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Traveling Site Q starts next week
Name and location change of Snackpit
AKA
Check your newsletter

COT:

Show to know

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The stairs of Grout

WARMUP:
– yes!
THE THANG:
– Grout’s stairs of pain (contact Grout for details)
MARY:
– Jack Webb (Merkins + OH claps): 10-40
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read your newsletter
COT:
– was held

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climbing the mountain in 2023

WARMUP:
– SSH / WM / IW / CP…short mosey
THE THANG:
– set of exercises with 1 lap around the basketball course after each set. Reps per set: 20+23, Sets: 1: Burpees+squats / 2: shoulder tap+SSH / 3: merkins+big boys / 4: j-lo+dips / 5: carolina honey+a-hammer / 6: russian kicks+superman
– Airborne hip exercise inbetween and rinse and repeat. Got thru it almost twice.
MARY:
– mosey back to COT for on-time finish
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read your newsletter
COT:
– was held

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Glorious Gloom at the GC

WARMUP: Mosey behind Red Bowl to stink central for a COP: SquatS, IWs, Mtn. Climbers, LBCs, SSHs. All IC and interrupted by a burpee ladder, 5 down to 1.
THE THANG: head to the hill behind Express Oil change. Count adds to 10, started with 1 Big Boyat the bottom & 9 Bombjacks at the top. Omaha after 5 rounds as traffic was getting heavy. Head behind the Oil Change garage for a partner Dora. Derkins, Dips & Step ups. Finish up with a crowd pleaser, “Tote The Rock”. 1 pax runs around O’Reilly’s carrying a Cindy while Pax do the exercise listed on the sheet. Round 1 was Kraken Burpees and it went downhill from there.

MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Another Blood Drive (god bless @3D, he’s a marketing genius), D2D fundraiser
COT:Prayers for various family members.

I’m off and amazed how nervous and sleepless I am the night before a Q. Must be because it’s an important role to play. We all wanna do a good job for the Pax that show up. Always an honor to lead.
“The” Shortest of All Sales.

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