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Miss Deborah’s Wetness

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WARMUP: MNC, SSH, Imp. Squat Walkers, mosey to Gym entrance
THE THANG: deck O’Cards. A-10 (OYO):
Hearts= LBC
Diamonds= air Squats
Spades= Box Cutters
Clubs= CDD

Face Cards (IC)
Jacks= Mike Tyson x 10
Queens= Lt. Dan x 5
Kings= Merkin-jacks x 15
Joker= 5x Kraken Burpees

every 10 cards, mosey to Light end of parking lot & back
@ 0550, Alternating 10 toy soldier, 10 high knee, 10 butt kicker to get back to COT
MARY: Headspins (High sit-outs w/ 2 sec. Pause)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: T & H, Road Cleanup
COT: Back to school, supporting our M’s, others as well

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Webb-o-Rama Around Downtown

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Mosey to a nearby parking lot:
WARMUP:
– SSH
– Windmills
– Imperial Walkers
– Squats
– Mountain Climbers

Mosey to the park across from Little Caesars .
THE THANG:
4 cones set up along path heading from Millstone Park toward Main Street. On each cone were 2 exercises to be done in Jack Webb style (1:4 ratio)
Cone 1- 1 Burpee : 4 SSH
– >> Bear crawl to next station
Cone 2 – 1 Big boy sit up : 4 American Hammers
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
Cone 3 – 1 Knee tar N’Diaye : 4 Squats
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
Cone 4 – Traditional Jack Webb –
– >> Run down to Main Street then around to first station
Instead of doing all 10 reps at once, we broke it up into 3 rounds.
Round 1: 1-5
Round 2: 6-8
Round 3: 10 (skipped 9 since we ran out of time).

Excellent work by all!

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Ring of Jellystone Fire

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WARMUP: MNC, Imp Squat Walkers, ChPickers, SSH, Mosey to Cinderblocks
THE THANG: (structure based on Beakers beatdown from 7/10/24- thank you bro!)

Each round, Home to base(s) & back
Home: Cind-urpees (AKA Man-Makers) R1-12 reps, R2-8 reps, R3-4 reps

MOT:
OUT: A) M.Bunnies, B) OH carries, C) W. Lunges
HOME: Farmers carry

A) curls & OH triceps
R1- 10 each, R2-15 each, R3-20 each

B) flutter Presses (4ct)
R1-10, R2-15, R3-20

C) clean & press
R1-10, R2-15, R3-20

End of each round Plank until 6 is up before starting next round
Pax Completed 2 rounds before running out of time

MARY: Box Cutters, Hello Weazy, Freddy Mercury
ANNOUNCEMENTS: T&H, Road cleanup, others forgotten
COT: Prayers for those coping with Loss, family with failing health

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Do the Shuffle

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WARMUP: Gave the usual intro and then we got after it.

THE THANG: We toured the longer Kingsley loop and the rucks stayed on the whole time. Starting from COT we had our first 10min ruck interval, 5min rucking followed by 5min of ruckshuffling.
Stopped by a group of benches for our first pain station.
25 – Step-Ups
25 – Alt. Lunges
25 – Incline Merkin w/ 2 shoulder touches at the top = 1 rep

Onto the next 10min ruck interval. This time we rucked for 4min. and then ruckshuffled for 6 min.
Stopped at the round-a-bout towards the back entrance for our next pain station.
150 total reps – Squats and Calf Raises (PAX chose how they wanted to split up the reps )
Then completed 1 lap via BearCrawl around the round-a-bout

Marched right into our next ruck interval – 3min ruck followed by 7min of ruckshuffling.

Ended up at the amphitheater area for our next pain station where there were plenty of more benches to utilize.
20 – ButttouchSquat followed by 2 alt lunges = 1 rep
15 – Incline Merkin followed by 2 Grave Diggers = 1 rep

From that pain station we moved into our final ruck interval – 2min ruck followed by 8min ruckshuffle which we completed in the parking lot behind Panera. Last call was at 1min as PAX were asked to ruckshuffle back to COT.

MARY: No time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Serve, Blood drive, Trash pick-up, T&H, read your newsletter

COT: SHOWTOKNOW!

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Never Give Up!

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Q over slept and Site Q still did the hard things
WARMUP: OYÓ
THE THANG: 2 Ruckers did the hard things independently. Never give up, if you fail, own it and still show up. Always moving forward. One did trails the other did lap work.
MARY: NONE
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newspaper
COT: Stays in COT

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DISCLAIMER: disclaimed
WARMUP: Mosey loop around parking lot, circle up near ROTC
– 10 Windmills IC
– 10 LSS IC
– 10 Imperial Walkers IC
– 10 Hillbilly Walkers IC
– 10 MNCs IC
– Yoga

And since we were so close to the pull up bars, we partnered up for 3 rounds of 5 pull ups. Partner does wall sits while other PAX does pull ups.

Mosey to football field.
THE THANG: Figure 8 on football field with 6 pain stations. Always face the clock that is always wrong for mental toughness, but also because your mode of transportation will vary from run, nur and shuffle.
– Freddie Mercury on goaline – shuffle across goal line to opposite sideline
– Flying squirrel on goal line – nur back to 50 yard line
– Squats at 50 yard line – shuffle across 50 to opposite sideline
– Merkins at 50 on opposite sideline – nur to other goaline
– Big Boys at goal line – shuffle across goaline
– Grave Diggers on goal line opposite side line – run to 50
– Back to 50 for Squats – shuffle across 50
– opposite sideline for Merkins – run to original goaline
– back to original goal line to start Round 2.
1. Round 1 – 10 reps
2. Round 2 – 15 reps
3. Round 3 – 20 reps
Strong push at end to get it all in. Moseyed to CoT.

MARY: No girls allowed.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots of 3rd F ops – Bethel, Blood Drive, Stock the Bus, Fort Mill Care Center, Hwy Clean Up.

COT: Stays in CoT

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KB replacement theory

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THE THANG: Standard laps around the 1 mile loop until 10 minutes left.
MARY: Gathered by the fire pit for
flutter press 4c x20
Overhead drop with ruck x10
Modified Hello Dolly 4c x 10 with core engaged to keep lower back on the concrete, hands over stomachs, and heads in the air with chin tucked
Modified Wheezy Jefferson x10 in the same way
Flutter Press 4c x15
Overhead drop with ruck x10

ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUPS and serving opportunities. Sofrito has something cooking for September 21st
COT: get vulnerable

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Cindy at the Ballroom

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WARMUP:
Mosey to track
SSH, windmill, inch worm merkins, squats, stretching
THE THANG:

Mosey to back side of track where the Cindy’s live
Rd 1
Curls
Bent over rows
Partner 1 run / 2 farmer carries
Flip flop

Rd 2
OH press
Tricep extensions
Run / farmer carry

Rd 3
Same as rd 1 add dead lift

Rd 4
Same as 2 add chest press

Rd 5 same as 3 add heal raises

Rd 6 same as 4

Mosey back to COT
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The Greatest Workout of All Time? Yes.

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WARMUP: Probably. No one remembers.
THE THANG: A few rounds of 11s, 7s, and other nonsense.
The REAL nonsense, though, came in the form of setting things right in the naming department. Sadly, in only 45 minutes, I couldn’t get to everyone, but I will tell you the ones I DID get to…
– is now Kerrigan
– is now Insertion Point
– is now Father Time
– is now Mama’s Boy
– is now French Tip
– is now Tickle Me Ebenezer
– is now Agent My Pleasure
– is now Dumpster Juice
– is now Dumpster Juice II: The Revenge of Dumpster Juice
– is now Stateline Vapes
– is now Gender Confusion
– is now Backward Flush/Dude Wipes
– is now Dementia
– is now Halfway
– is now White Boots, and
– is now Twin Peaks

For more on WHY these Pax got new names, you’ll have to ask them, because I only vaguely remember…

This is why you shouldn’t miss when YHC is the Q. NOTHING but good times.

MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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Not so Moderate Deck o’ Death

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Eleven men got a little better this morning at The Yard. Here’s what we did:

Warm-Up
– 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
– 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
– 10 Hillbilly Walkers (IC)
– 10 Seal Jacks (IC)
– Mosey the bus loop

The Thang
Deck o’ Death (take turns pulling cards and performing the following exercises followed by a short run)
– 90 second High Plank
– 100 SSH
– 20 Diamond Merkins
– 20 Dips
– 20 Merkins
– 60 second Low Plank
– 20 Smurf Jacks
– 19 High Knees
– 15 Oblique Crunches (each side)
– 20 Irkins
– 17 Monkey Humpers (IC)
– 20 Shoulder Taps
– 18 Backwards Lunge
– 100 Calf Raises
– 20 American Hammers
– 13 Wojo Squats

Mosey back to COT lot for Four Corners
– 15 Tempo Merkins (IC)
– 15 Heels to Heaven (IC)
– Elevens (LBCs/Lunges)
– 15 Y Squats
– 15 Alternating Shoulder Taps
– 15 Rosalitas
– 15 Derkins

NMM
The humidity was as high as the spirits this morning as we endured Wisdom by Walker and a couple solid bar jokes. I hope today’s workout was the hardest thing we do today, but most likely it won’t be. Maybe it’s a past due Honey-do list or a hard conversation with the M. When whatever that thing is manifests today or this week, I encourage you to attack it with the same vigor you attacked today’s beatdown. Do the hard thing today instead of letting it eat at you for weeks. You got this!
-IJ

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