“No Mercy” Monday @ STL

WARMUP: NONE
THE THANG:
19 men took off at quickly for No Mercy Monday. After a quick mosey to South State Bank, we fired up the legs with 5 Bonnie Blairs to get loose.

From there, we charged down Dave Gibson Blvd to the bottom under the light pole — 5 Jump Squats at the base — then sprinted back up that glorious hill of pain. At the top, we pushed toward the school where, under the next light post, we knocked out 5 Apollo Onos before turning around and heading back for more.

Rinse and repeat. Several rounds. Just under 5 miles of pure burn, grind, and grit.

Bones and Farmers Only quietly crushed it, while Sasquatch somehow wasn’t even breaking a sweat while he led the pack and completed each excercise with amazing form.

Legs smoked. Lungs torched. Mission accomplished.

Quote of the Day:

“Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.” – Cobra Kai

MARY: NONE
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Golf outing, trash pickup,donate to accelerate
COT:

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Stand Up’s Spooky Stockade Beatdown

WARMUP:
SSH – 15 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Hillbillies – 15 IC
Arm Circles (forward/back) – 10 IC each
Windmills– 15 IC
Mosey

THE THANG:
Part 1 – Explosive 11’s

Ran between curbs about 15 yds apart.
Exercises were Jump Squats and Merkins

Part 2 – “The Triangle of Terror”

Picked three points in a large triangle (about 25 yds apart).
Corner 1 : 20 Hand-Release Merkins + 10 Burpees
Corner 2 : 25 Lunges (each leg) + 20 Calf Raises
Corner 3 : 30 Flutter Kicks (2-count) + 20 Big Boys

Mode of travel chanted with each of the 3 rounds
Round 1: Sprint
Round 2: Bear Crawl
Round 3: Power Skip

MARY:
American Hammers – 15 IC
Freddie Mercuries – 15 IC
Cherry Pickers – 15 IC
Stretch

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Golf tournament, litter pickup, bethel men’s shelter, new region opening up in Texas, <@U09K7S9CM2M> is expecting a new daughter any day

COT: Yes

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The Bodyweight Battalion

Disclaimer Shared
WARMUP:
All reps of 10
Wind Mills
Moroccan Night Clubs
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
Cherry :cherries: :pineapple: Pickers
Jog to the top of hill and meet (Non-Jogging) Q at the stage

THE THANG:
3 Mini Circuits Workout 3 Rounds at Each

First Circuit- Upper Body Control
– Incline Merkins (Push-Ups) 15Reps
– Glute Bridges 30 Sec Hold
– Plank Shoulder Taps 20 Reps
– Carolina Dry Docks 10 Reps
– Rest. Rinse and repeat for a total of 3 Rounds
Second Circuit- Core & Stability
– Forearm Plank Hold – 30 Seconds
– Dead :skull_and_crossbones: Bugs :bug:- 10 Reps each Side
– Side Plank – 20 Seconds per side
– Slow Mountain Climbers- 20 Total
– Rest. Rinse and repeat for a total of 3 Rounds
Third Circuit- Lower Body Strength
– Low Slow Squats – 15 Reps
– Reverse Lunges – 10 Per Leg
– Glute Bridges- 15 Reps
– Wall Sits – 30 Secs
– Rest. Rinse and repeat for a total of 3 Rounds
Finisher – Finish Together
– Low slow squats – 10
– Merkins – 10
– LBCs – 10
– 20 Second Plank Hold

MARY: Stretch and Cooldown

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Leaders on the Link, Bourbon :tumbler_glass: & BBQ :meat_on_bone:, Read newsletter

COT: Always stay with COT

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Minute Man found his dog

WARMUP: mosey around Kingsley with the following warmup throughout the mosey – SSH, windmill, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, Moroccan nightclub, toy soilders, butt kicks, high knees, stretching, etc.
THE THANG: utilizing light poles around the loop, run forward 2 light poles and do 5 squats, run back 1 light pole and do 3 Merkins. Continue around the loop for ~ 10+ light poles. Mosey to sunbelt parking lot for Dora – 50 merkins, 75 squats, 100 imperial walkers. Mosey back towards COT. Stop on the way for a few flights of stairs while everyone else holds plank. Finish up with dips and step ups before Mary – 20 dips, 20 step up, 16 dips, 16 step up, 12 dips, 12 step up, 8 dips, 8 step ups.
MARY: everyone called an exercise – flutters, hello dolly, box cutters, Freddie mercury, body destroyer, American hammer
ANNOUNCEMENTS: golf tournament, bethels, HIM camp, etc.
COT: prayers and praises

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Week 1 F2F October – Atlas & Sasquatch

WARMUP: 5 min dynamic plank warm up with upward and downward dogs; then dynamic moving warm up with butt kick, high knees, toy soldiers, lunges, skips, side shuffles, cariocas, heel walk, toe walk, bunny hips, mosey
THE THANG: 10 mins with Atlas – mosey to long straigh away with 3 light poles – suicide run to light pole 1 5 merkins, NUR to start 10 squats,, run to light pole 2 then 5 merkins, NUR to start 10 squats, run to light pole 3 then 5 merkins, NUR to start 10 squats, MARY x90″

10 mins with Sasquatch – mosey to front of school, circle up – everyone plank and complete 5 reps of a plank or merkin exerxercise called by Q (exercises includedshoulder taps, parker peter, peter parker, plank jacks, merkins, diamond merkins, wide arm merkins) upward and downward dog variations were also completed as we awaited the return of the pax (see next line)- 1 pax exits the cirlce and runs approximaley 30 yrds to light pole and completes 3 burpees and return sto cicrle, tehn everyone does one burpee toegether, then next pax runs to aforemetnioned lightpole to complete burpees while the circled up planking pax are doing the aforementioned plank exercises followed by upwards and downward dog until that pax returns to the cirlce

10 mins with Atlas – INdian run to the somehwat grasssy fireld – last person in line does 5 swauts and then rusn to the front; from goal line of field, lunge 10 ards, complete 5 merkins, bear crawl 10 yds, complete 5 merkins and repeat that cycle until you get to the end of the other endzone, mary to finish that last 2 mins;

10 mins with Sasquatch – line up 2 by 2 with a similarly sized pax, mosey togther, stop and complete 5 partner merkins in cadence, continue to mosey 2 by 2 and then stop to perform partner resisted pushes about 20 yrdsand switch with your partner to return- 2 cycles of that completed; mosey back towards COT and stop on the grass to complete 10 sit up get ups on curb with partner helping to pull to stand and switch for other partner to complete 10 reps; return to COT
Per several pax, 2 miles wereecovered during the duration of the workout!
MARY: some was interspersed
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newletters weekly on Sunday
COT: Great start to week 1 of F2F at Bushwood

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Rosie’s Ladder

WARMUP: SSH, Windmill, Mountain Climbers, Moroccan Nightclubs, Mosey
THE THANG: Ladders, Progressing to each station and repeat previous
5 burpees, 20 merkins, 30 squats, 40 LBC
5 burpees, 20 CDD, 30 Squats, 40 American Hammers
90 seconds AmRAP
planks, Squat jumps, BBS, Merkins, Monkey Humpers
Bear Crawl, Lunge, Toy soldiers, High skip
MARY: Down Dog, Freddie Mercury
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Patience and safe travels.

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Kingsley……because…..that’s what we do

WARMUP: Nope –
It’s a running/rucking/jogging AO
THE THANG: route called – leave the high school up the hill, north on Munn – left on Kingsley park drive to the crossing at 160 into the Kingsley development for 1 mile loops. Return the way PAX left the AO – Between 3-5 miles were had by all.
MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS: always
COT: remains the 5th core principle

Thanks for the opportunity, Gekko. :eye:

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Hills

WARMUP: Mosey to police station parking lot for SSH, windmill, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, Merlin’s, cherry pickers. Mosey parking lot by dog shelter.
THE THANG: Start of with running back and forth in the parking lot doing butt kicks, high knees, and karaoke… for the workout we used the 4 corners of the parking lot – first lap was 7 merkins at each corner then squats at each corner then LBCs at each corner and finally flutters at each corner. We then ran over to the hill in the park and did varying modes of transportation up the hill – bear crawls 2, 50% run 2, 100% run 2. Mosey back to parking lot and do a few laps of Indian runs.
MARY: American hammer, box cutters, flutters, hello dollies, LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read the newsletter
COT: prayer requests and praises

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Remember 9/11

WARMUP:
THE THANG: partners up while partner 1 runs hill partner 2 does 9 burpees, 11 squat jacks, step ups until partner returns rinse and repeat for entire workout. Climbing stairs and being prepared for whatever comes our way is what we get to do and need to be prepared to do. Keep up the hard work.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: inverted, convergence, golf
COT: prayers for our country and being the light to our neighbors. Show kindness and love

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Scorpions Block Party

WARMUP:
Mosey behind Panera, along the way doing
Karaoke / Butt Kickers / High Knees / Toy Soldiers

Circle up for SSH / Imperial Walkers / Cherry Pickers / Windmills

THE THANG:
Mosey beside LPL pond for a Webb homage to <@U01FDRQSQG3> . Merkins Accumulator in cadence w 4 shoulder taps each side per Merkin:
1 / 4
2 / 8
3 / 12
4 / 16
5 / 20

Mosey to gravel lot.

Partner up, one PAX runs length, does 5 burpees, runs back, while other PAX does exercise with coupon (stone block):

1. Curls
2. Squat thrusts
3. Tricep curls
4. American Hammers

Switch each time so both partners do all exercises.

All PAX together:

Lunge Walk length of lot with coupon, stopping at each of 8 cones to do 3 diamond merkins on block.

Lunge Walk back length of lot with coupon, stopping at each of 8 cones to do 3 Scorpion Dry Docks, alternating legs at each cone.

Mosey back around the park, stopping for:
Flutters
LBCs
Peter Parkers
Parker Peters
Scorpion Dry Docks

Throw in a short sprint up hill between the red signs.

MARY:
Wicked awesome Bohx Cuttaz

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel
AI workshop
911 stair workout
Invergence
Convergence
HIM Camp
Christmas Party
D2D rumblings

COT:
Praise for kids back home visiting from school, healthy grandkids on the way. Prayers for family, friends, and colleagues recovering from covid, or seeking best path of treatment and recovery from cancer.

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