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Memorial Day at American Jackal

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WARMUP: SsH, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan night clubs, Cherry picker, low slow squat
THE THANG: 5 stations, we honored a fallen soldier to start each station.
5 minutes of work at each

Station 1: Spc. Joseph Nurre

“Volunteered to serve so his best friend wouldn’t be alone. He was killed by a road side bomb on August 21st, 2005.”

Focus: Leg endurance + cardio
• AMRAP 5 min:
• 20 Squats (scale: jump squats or air squats)
• 40 Mountain Climbers (4-count)
• 10 Step-back Lunges (scale to lunge hold for knee-friendly)

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Station 2: Sgt. 1st Class Paul R. Smith

“Held his position under attack and manned a .50 cal, saving over 100 men at the cost of his life.”

Focus: Agility + balance
• 5-min Ladder:
• 5-10-15-20…
• Cone shuffles (10 yards out/back)
• Single-leg deadlifts (alt. legs, bodyweight or sandbag)
• Broad jump → backpedal return

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Station 3: Spc. Ross A. McGinnis

“Threw himself on a grenade in a Humvee, absorbing the blast and saving his crew.”

Focus: Core and grit
• EMOM x 5 min:
• 15 Flutter Kicks (4-count)
• 10 Heels to Heaven
• Plank hold for remaining time
(Modify by reducing reps or sub flutter kicks with bent knee variations)

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Station 4: Cpl. Jason L. Dunham

“Used his helmet and body to shield fellow Marines from a grenade, ultimately giving his life for theirs.”

Focus: Mobility + lower-body strength
• AMRAP 5 min:
• 20 Walking Lunges (or lunge in place)
• 15 Groiners (hip mobility)
• 20 Side Lunges (10 each side)

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Station 5: Sgt. 1st Class Jared C. Monti

“Repeatedly braved enemy fire to rescue a wounded soldier. Was killed on his third attempt.”

Focus: Speed + explosive lower body
• Tabata (20:10 x 8 rounds) – Alternate:
• Box Jumps or Tuck Jumps (scale: step-ups)
• Sprint or High Knees
(Modify jumps to step-ups or fast step-backs)
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Splash Mountain

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WARMUP: MNC, IW, Windmills, HW (Poor cadence on YHC part, was distracted by Slash’s flirting)
THE THANG: Moseyed to benches, 2 rounds or 10 Dips/urkins/derkins.

Moseyed to cafeteria picnic tables, 2 rounds of 20 Step ups/LBC/Elevated Glute Bridges

Moseyed to Parking Lot, ‘Cide Burpees run out to parking line, 5 burpees back to wall and sit for 6, next row out and repeat 4 times.

Go grab the log and Cindy’s, 2 men carry log to bottom of hill and back up, other pax use Cindy for OH Press, BO Rows & Goblet Squat, then rotate. Eventually switched from Cindy work to SSH, Merkins and Mt Climbers.

Returned the toys and back to COT
MARY: Each man got a round of their favorite
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph, T&H, C&H and Bethel
COT: Always

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Partner workout with four corners

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WARMUP:
Overhead clap
Windmill

THE THANG:
Partner workout
-40 Burpees
-60 Merkins
– 80 Squats
-100 LBCs
-120 side straddle hops

4 Corners
Round 1 – 30 reps
Round 2 – 20 reps
Round 3 – 10 reps

Station 1
Burpees
CDD
Wind Sprints

Station 2
Side straddle hop
Donkey kick
Penguins

Station 3
Merkins
Plank jacks
Shoulder taps

Station 4
Mountain climbers
Squat jumps
Flutter kick

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Murph on Monday
Bethel Men’s shelter
COT:

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Up and Down DORA

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WARMUP: Intro and disclaimer. Began mosey across the street. Stopped for MNC, windmills and Non-discrpt produce pickers. Mosey to another location, then stopped IW, HBW and SJacks. Continued Mosey back to the main church parking lot. Bear crawled parking spaces and then lunch walked another set. Finally, Mosey back to out KB’s.
THE THANG: Let the DORA begin. Pair up for 50 KB curls, 100 KB upright rows, 150 Goblit squats and 200 AH with KB. Partner ran around the short island. Once finished, back down we go. 150 GS, 100 URR, and 50 curls.
MARY: LBC and HD
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tourtise and the Hare
COT: Prayers for friends, bloodwork and school.

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Smokin Duo Running Around Massey

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We paired up with a partner to run with depending on your current speed and endurance. We pushed and listened to each other to strengthen our minds and soul with various ranges of miles between 3 to 5 miles depending on the running duo you were part of. Great and safe place to express your burdens.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Broga at the Yard

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WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Pickers, Slow Merkins, Windmill, Mosey
THE THANG: 4 corners that were actually a straight line
Lunges, Shoulder taps, good mornings, BBS, Slow Merkins, glute bridges, squat to calf raise, grave diggers, Freddy Mercurys, bear crawl, SSH, Imperial Walkers out of sync, slow squats
Broga
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Almost too much

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WARMUP: SSH out of sync optional, Cherry pickers, moroccan night clubs, slow merkins, Imperial walkers
THE THANG: 1 man tosses the 60# 30 yards, NURs back. Meanwhile, groups of 4 rotate between pull-ups, merkins, and thrusters. 11 rounds.
Bag carry hill walk
EMOM 10 burpees for 6 rounds
MARY: Core baby
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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IPAX inspired workout

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WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, Run, Wind Mill, Squats, Run, Grave Cinder Blocks.
THE THANG: 35 yard Merry, one end do 50 reps of and exercise the use the corresponding MOT, then do 5 Burpees and return to the beginning using the same MOT and continue with the next exercise.
1. 50 Merkins, MOT Murder Bunnies
2. 50squats, MOT Broad Jumps
3. 50 Big Boys, MOT Bear Crawls
4. 50 CDD, MOT Lunges
5. 50 Mike Tysons, MOT Crawl Bear
6. 50 Chess Press W/CB, MOT OH Cinder Block
7. 50 American Hammer, MOT Lieutenant Dan
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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2025 PGA Championship – Quail Hollow

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WARMUP: Pledge of Allegiance
THE THANG:
Inspired by the 2025 PGA Championship at Quail Hollow this will be a loop with 18 stops. The distance between the stops are based on the length of the holes (slightly modified down to get us 3 miles instead of the actual length of 4.3). The stops were marked with cones.
•Red = Par 4 = 4 Burpees
•Yellow = Par 3 = 20 Big Boys
•Green = Par 5 = 20 American Hammers
•Green Mile = Written on cardboard signs

We stuck together for the first 8 holes (1.25 miles) and then I turned the fast guys loose to run the remainder of the course (1.75 miles).

I didn’t hear it all, but I did hear some great mumble chatter:
– “Where’s the cart girl?” – Cyclopes
– “What’s the distance from the senior tees?” – Barry Manilow
– “There’s no such thing as a par 6, right?” – Dark Helmet

Thank you Nasa for the call.

COT:
Thank you Slapshot for your dedication and efforts as the 1st F Q!

Congratulations Bonsai and Time Machine on taking on the 1st F Q roles and to Cyclopes on assuming the LDP role. Really looking forward to seeing what you bring!

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