Subbing to the oldies

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WARMUP: no messing around and got right to business knowing mumblechatter would be strong. Mosey around parking lot and stopped for cherry pickers, windmills, low slow squat, merkins, imperial walkers.
THE THANG: went to the tire / oil change for some partner work.
Partner 1 AMRAP step ups while partner 2 ran around building. Did this 3x because why not.

Ran through the smell zone to the church for more partner work.

Partner 1 AMRAP decline merkins while partner 2 ran around the circle lot. Did this 2x with round 2 for urkins.

Ran down the street to the fountain for more partner work (and we changed partners at each station I forgot).

Partner 1 flutter while partner 2 NUR up the hill to the fire station (for backdraft) and then ran pack to partner 1. Did this 2x with round 2 being LBC.

Ran up to fire station for 2 min of burpees because…just because.

Back to COT for 3 min of Mary.
MARY: yes, she was done
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter and lots going on
COT: complete

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Snake pit rises like a Phoenix

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WARMUP: The usual suspects of Side Stradle Hops, Windmills, Moroccan Nightclubs, Imperial Walkers and Hillbilly Walkers

THE THANG: Mosey with bells to the loop in front of the stadium and completed the below AMRAP

20 KB Swings
20 Goblet Squats
20 Curls
20 Overhead Press

Lap around the entry loop up the where the gate is and back alternating laps of suitcase carry and overhead carry. Switch hands at the gate.

Goal is to never set the bell down

MARY: 1 minute of LBC. Seemed much longer!

COT: Occurred…

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Deep Burn

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Thang:
Down to the playground track for an Indian Run. We did 5 laps with burpees.

Next, Jack Webb with merkins and big boys.

Five more laps of Indian Run with burpees.

Another Jack Webb of squats and monkey humpers.

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

JWow

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The Greatest Workout of All Time? Yes.

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WARMUP: Probably. No one remembers.
THE THANG: A few rounds of 11s, 7s, and other nonsense.
The REAL nonsense, though, came in the form of setting things right in the naming department. Sadly, in only 45 minutes, I couldn’t get to everyone, but I will tell you the ones I DID get to…
– is now Kerrigan
– is now Insertion Point
– is now Father Time
– is now Mama’s Boy
– is now French Tip
– is now Tickle Me Ebenezer
– is now Agent My Pleasure
– is now Dumpster Juice
– is now Dumpster Juice II: The Revenge of Dumpster Juice
– is now Stateline Vapes
– is now Gender Confusion
– is now Backward Flush/Dude Wipes
– is now Dementia
– is now Halfway
– is now White Boots, and
– is now Twin Peaks

For more on WHY these Pax got new names, you’ll have to ask them, because I only vaguely remember…

This is why you shouldn’t miss when YHC is the Q. NOTHING but good times.

MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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Sweating to the (90’s) oldies

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WARMUP: Some Side Straddle Hops, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, Windmills & Cherry Pickers… all in cadence… we then moseyed over to the church lot
THE THANG: HIIT 50 seconds on 10 off for 4 exercises then had 2 minutes to lap the lot (which took about 1). Remaining time was rest. We did this until we ran out of time.

– Merkins
– Squats
– Flutter
– Donkey Kicks
– Run
– Box Cutters
– Plank Jack
– Lunges
– Dry Docks
– Run
– Calf Raises
– Mountain Climbers
– Side Straddle Hops
– Al Gore
– Run
– Seal Jacks
– High Knees
– Monkey Humpers
– Freddie Mercury
– Run

Rinse and Repeat

MARY: Some was done until 0600
COT: indeed occurred.

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Cruise Around The Islands

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WARMUP:
15 SSH IC
10 Windmill IC

Plank Warmup
Honeymooner to Downward Dog
5 Merkin
5 Parker Peter
5 Shoulder Taps

5 Burpees OYO

Mosey to the Islands

THE THANG: x2
See image
Station 1: Overhead March (15 reps each side)
Bicep Isometric Carry to Station 2

Station 2: KB Overhead Swings (25)
Overhead Lunge Walk to Station 3

Station 3: Curl to Halo (12 each side)
Goblet Carry to Station 4

Station 4: Single Leg Deadlift to Overhead Reverse Lunge (12 each side)
Overhead Lunge Walk to Station 5

Station 5: Russian Twist (20 count)
Bicep Isometric Carry to Station 6

Station 6: Snatch (12 each side)
Goblet Carry back to Station 1

Mosey back to COT

MARY:
ABC’S of Abs
3 rounds of callouts: Heels to Heaven, American Hammers, Elbow Plank Parker Peters

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP’S, Bethel Men’s Shelter, Blood Drive, Relaunch of Snake Pit

COT:
Show to know

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Solo on Patrol

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YHC was honored to Q the Dawn Patrol and appreciated the extra hour of sleep. Lately I have come to realize that 6+ hours is not enough particularly after 12 years of F3. YHC has made an effort to go to bed earlier but it’s inconsistent at best. That’s where Dawn Patrol comes in…

Rested and ready, I charged into Veterans Park past the Block Party pax and took off on a ruck at 6:15 sharp. Never dismayed by the lack of pax, yHC was reminded of back in the early days of The Fort when attendance was minimal at times and war stories are always the best.

The Thang
Mosey up Massey for the ruck ladder

Bent over rows
Merkins
Overhead press
Squats
Lunges

Mosey to sweet baby Jesus
Add another exercise

Mosey to WEP
Add another exercise

Mosey around WEP
Add another exercise

Mosey back to COT

The Q was terrible but the mumblechatter was fantastic.

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