F45 Cornucopia Workout

Cold morning at Slow Burn. I set up a number of workout stations in the parking. I was tempted to set it up outside F45, but I decided not to start the day being an A-Hole (wait for the sun to rise).
Started with a mosey around the buildings, back to the start point for COP (SSH, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, and Plank Stretches).
Next, we partnered up for the workout stations. Partner 1 ran a lap around the parking lot while Partner 2 performed the exercise. Rotation after both partners completed exercises.
Stations
1. Squat with 60# sandbag
2. Box jump/set up
3. Kettlebell Curl
4 Jump Rope
5. Plate Crunch
6. Ab Wheel
7. 40# Sandbag Burpee

We covered cover 2 miles and 2 rounds of exercises
Great job guys!

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Soul Stealer

WARMUP: We walked to warm-up
THE THANG: Walked to Sunbelt lot all the while peppering the men with extremely well thought out and insightful questions that stirred their inner souls… there was crying…
Once at the lot, we did Curls, OH Press, Flutters, Dips, and Sumo Squats in ascending sets of 3, 6, 9, etc… with a lap around some islands (200 yds) in between. Mode of transportation varied from run, bear crawl, overhead carry, walk… you get the idea…
Then we rucked back to COT area for a few cool down exercises…

MARY: No chicks…
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: The 5th Core Principle

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Skunky Smell & Carrying Burdens

WARMUP: SSH, IW, MNC..mosey to rock pile.

THE THANG:
Each Pax selected a rock of their choosing. Rock was carried over head to the front of the 9th grade wing.

We did a series of 11’s with the rock. Mod of transportation was running.

Set 1
Man-makers and Squat Thrusters

Set 2
American Hammers and Curls

We all transported the rocks back to where we picked them up and ran back to COT
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Leadership Training coming 2024 and will run quarterly.
Christmas Party
Newsletter
COT: Closed in prayer

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78 is magic number

WARMUP: windmills, low slow squats, Moroccan nightclubs, windmills
THE THANG: jog down to elementary school loop and find a home along wall. 2 rounds of wall sits and elbow planks. 13s (since it’s Dec 13) was the main course. Bottom of hill 1 merkin, run to top of hill to pull up bars, 13 pull-ups. Back down for 2-11, you know the drill. If you couldn’t do a pull up then 3 second dead hang per pull up. Ended up with 78 pull-ups and pushups. Had time for a quick Mary of leg raises.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter
COT: prayers for end of semester school

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B.O.M.B.S. will warm you right up!

WARMUP:
SSH for an indeterminate amount of time.
Light stretching
Several OYO Merkins followed by 5 super-slow 8-count tempo merkins. Down for seven, up on 8.
Several OYO Squats followed by 5 low and super-slow squats in the same fashion

THE THANG:
Mosey to loading ramp behind main building.
Partnered up for BOMBS:
B – 50x Burpees
O – 100x “Outlaws” or “Big-O’s” (On your six, make circles in the air with legs together)
M – 150x Merkins
B – 200x Big Boy Situps
S – 250x Squats
MOT/Timing Mechanism: Non-Bombing Partner nurs up loading ramp and runs back down

MARY:
Circle of Hate: Each pax barked out an exercise, then ran a lap around a section of the parking lot while the rest of us put in the work. Made it around the circle a little more than once and JCruise had us end with a single 15-second pushup.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Christmas Party! Read ya newsletter.

COT:
Prayers & praises lifted. Especially thinking of the holiday season and the time for reflection and being with loved ones. Hopefully a time of rest and relaxation for each of us.

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B.O.M.B.S. will warm you right up!

WARMUP:
SSH for an indeterminate amount of time.
Light stretching
Several OYO Merkins followed by 5 super-slow 8-count tempo merkins. Down for seven, up on 8.
Several OYO Squats followed by 5 low and super-slow squats in the same fashion

THE THANG:
Mosey to loading ramp behind main building.
Partnered up for BOMBS:
B – 50x Burpees
O – 100x “Outlaws” or “Big-O’s” (On your six, make circles in the air with legs together)
M – 150x Merkins
B – 200x Big Boy Situps
S – 250x Squats
MOT/Timing Mechanism: Non-Bombing Partner nurs up loading ramp and runs back down

MARY:
Circle of Hate: Each pax barked out an exercise, then ran a lap around a section of the parking lot while the rest of us put in the work. Made it around the circle a little more than once and JCruise had us end with a single 15-second pushup.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Christmas Party! Read ya newsletter.

COT:
Prayers & praises lifted. Especially thinking of the holiday season and the time for reflection and being with loved ones. Hopefully a time of rest and relaxation for each of us.

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B.O.M.B.S. will warm you right up!

WARMUP:
SSH for an indeterminate amount of time.
Light stretching
Several OYO Merkins followed by 5 super-slow 8-count tempo merkins. Down for seven, up on 8.
Several OYO Squats followed by 5 low and super-slow squats in the same fashion

THE THANG:
Mosey to loading ramp behind main building.
Partnered up for BOMBS:
B – 50x Burpees
O – 100x “Outlaws” or “Big-O’s” (On your six, make circles in the air with legs together)
M – 150x Merkins
B – 200x Big Boy Situps
S – 250x Squats
MOT/Timing Mechanism: Non-Bombing Partner nurs up loading ramp and runs back down

MARY:
Circle of Hate: Each pax barked out an exercise, then ran a lap around a section of the parking lot while the rest of us put in the work. Made it around the circle a little more than once and JCruise had us end with a single 15-second pushup.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Christmas Party! Read ya newsletter.

COT:
Prayers & praises lifted. Especially thinking of the holiday season and the time for reflection and being with loved ones. Hopefully a time of rest and relaxation for each of us.

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B.O.M.B.S. will warm you right up!

WARMUP:
SSH for an indeterminate amount of time.
Light stretching
Several OYO Merkins followed by 5 super-slow 8-count tempo merkins. Down for seven, up on 8.
Several OYO Squats followed by 5 low and super-slow squats in the same fashion

THE THANG:
Mosey to loading ramp behind main building.
Partnered up for BOMBS:
B – 50x Burpees
O – 100x “Outlaws” or “Big-O’s” (On your six, make circles in the air with legs together)
M – 150x Merkins
B – 200x Big Boy Situps
S – 250x Squats
MOT/Timing Mechanism: Non-Bombing Partner nurs up loading ramp and runs back down

MARY:
Circle of Hate: Each pax barked out an exercise, then ran a lap around a section of the parking lot while the rest of us put in the work. Made it around the circle a little more than once and JCruise had us end with a single 15-second pushup.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Christmas Party! Read ya newsletter.

COT:
Prayers & praises lifted. Especially thinking of the holiday season and the time for reflection and being with loved ones. Hopefully a time of rest and relaxation for each of us.

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Sandbags & Cards…& Movie Quotes

WARMUP: Mosey around the parking lot with a few Toy Soldiers, Merkins, Butt Kickers and more Merkins
THE THANG: Deck of Cards with your own sandbag
Hearts: Curls
Diamonds: Thrusters
Clubs: Overhead Press
Spades: Big Boy Sit-ups
“Other”: Lap around the parking lot with your sandbag
MARY: See the spades assignment
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes – Go to the Christmas Party
COT: Indeed…5th Core Principle

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