Don’t Call it a Comeback

14 HIMs gathered with YHC on this cool morning at the Armory to celebrate a return to a KB workout for me. Some came to celebrate, some came to ridicule and some were just curious. Nonetheless, I was prepared with a Weinke and ready to get after it and get better.

The Thang

Uhaul started the music with a request for 80’s rap. Some glorious songs were played. Thanks Uhaul!

Mosey to the other side of the parking lot

COP

SSH x 20
MNC x 10
IW x 10
Hillbillies x 10
Mtn climbers x 10
Windmills x 10
Mixed in Burpee ladder to 5 throughout

Mosey back to the KBs and Partner up

Tabata workout for 1 minute

Partner 1 does exercise while Partner 2 rests then switch

Round 1
KB swings/Military Press
Goblet squats/Lunge w Exchange
Merkins/Bench press
SSH/SSH
Take a lap

Round 2
Switch exercises
Take a lap

Round 3
Curls/Triceps
Bent over rows/CDD
Jump squats/bombjacks
Mtn Climbers/Plank jacks
Take a lap

Round 4
Switch exercises

Round 5
Redo Round 1 since YHC messed it up

1 minute of Mary

YHC got off to a slow start with the Q and added 30 seconds to the Tabata to ensure each Pax got 3 rounds. Will do better next time

Moleskin
– Prayers for Dave and Marianne from Jwow
– Anniversaries this week for Dojo and Maximus
-Patience for Bonsai dealing with teen girls
-Respectable birthday for Santini
– Praise for Emma back at dance

Shoutouts
– Jwow gave me a KB. Thanks buddy!
– Dojo is someone who is accelerating. Keep up the great work!

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What Goes Down Must Come Up

WARMUP: None
THE THANG: No Q. Stang took the lead and decided we should run for the Harvest Point hills. First half was mostly downhill. Second half was mostly uphill. Stang made a pit stop before the finish to destroy a QT bathroom. HA HA!!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Alot going on. Read your newsletter and get involved.
COT: September is prostate cancer awareness month. It is not as advertised as breast cancer awareness month, but it kills just as many men. Get checked out.

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All around da Yard!

WARMUP: Short Mosey, MNCs, Cherry Pickers, Windmills, The MOTIVATOR, followed by a Wonky 10 more of SSHops. Some across the lot work with high knees, lunges, bear crawls, and toy soldiers.
THE THANG: mosey to back road light poles. 10 sec plank. Go pile to pole with 10 reps each of LBC’s, HR merkins, Flutters, Derkins. Repeat adding 10 more seconds of plank to start. Repeat with 30 second plank (chose the younguns to count and they counted alright 1 sec = 10 sec)
Finished with a 1 minute plank.
Mosey to entrance hill. Not BOMBS but CLIMBs (my 2022 one word)
Carolina Dry Docks
Lunges
Imperial Walkers
Merkins
Big Boys
Starting at 5 reps/up or down the hill/increase 5 reps every interval
Mosey to school wall for 3 minutes of wall sit and burpee popouts (1/2/5)
MARY: Nah, she wasn’t there.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Party. etc…check slack for Cakeboss for Kenya posts- can’t miss em.
COT: Great COT, UHaul took us out

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You never know whats next…

WARMUP:
Mosey to WarmORama at Fort Mill City Hall
in Cadence,
Side Straddle Hop
Produce Pickers
Hillbilly Walkers
Windmills
Moroccan Nightclubs
Imperial Walkers

THE THANG:
Mosey to Withers/Academy for Partner Work on the hill.
100 Mountain Climbers
100 Plank Jacks
100 Squats
100 Lunges
200 LBCs

Parking Lot:
20 CDD
20 Calf Raises
Lunges Walk
Toy Soldiers
Bear Crawl
20 CDD in Cadence
20 Merkins in Cadence

MARY:
Under Leg Claps
Freddie Mercury
Flutter clicks
LBC
Dead Bug

Run to Shovel Flag for CoT

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
Flag Handoff

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Cuarenta y cinco’s debut

WARMUP: grab extra weight from my car and put it in your ruck to meet the 45# requirement
THE THANG: ruck around Kingsley’s perimeter for 2 miles with a stop at CAH for 50 step ups in lieu of the upcoming Chad 1000x, ruck around LPL and back for another 10 step ups due to time.  Total 3 miles and 60 step ups.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: suicide prevention WOD Chad 1000x is coming up

COT: stays in COT

Tinsel out.

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Looked better on paper Dora

WARMUP: Rucks on – grab weight plates coupons (Fishstix claims I must have borrowed them cause they are too heavy for me) and walk through parking lot (with a short coupon rifle carry) to O’Reilly parking lot for CoP

Rucks off – SSH, WM, up/down dog, merkins, MNC all IC

THE THANG: rucks back on and suitcase carry coupons onto Old Farm Rd.

At entrance to apartments, coupons down and perform 10 Squats (IC) and 10 Merkins (OYO)

pick coupons back up and suitcase carry to end of Old Farm Rd

partner up for Dora 1 2 3

(ruck stays on for duration – use coupons for exercise)

100 curls – partner 1 curls while partner 2 rifle carries coupon to tree and back. switch/repeat

200 OH Press – partner 1 OH Press while partner 2 bear crawls to tree and back. switch/repeat (this is where complaining/modifications started – no gloves was bad idea)

300 Shoulder Taps- partner 1 Shoulder Taps while partner 2 suitcase carries coupon to tree and back. switch/repeat (this is where no gloves was really bad idea)

Had to cut Shoulder taps short for sake of time and head back toward CoT.

MARY: Tinsel showed us a shortcut on the way back so we had time for some chest press flutters and American Hammers IC and finally broke in Tinsel’s new rucks with some pickle pointers.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Shoes for F3 Kenya continues until Tuesday – need shoes for all ages

Adopt-a-road trash cleanup – this Saturday 0745 Peachstand

read newsletter for other fundraising/service opportunities including charity skeet shoot, dam2dam, etc

COT: Don’t do it alone

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45s

WARMUP:
15x
SSH
Low slow squat
Cherry Pickers
Moroccan Night Clubs
Peter Parker’s
Hillbilly Walkers

THE THANG:
45s
Count off in groups of 3
# of reps – 15
Do workout #1 together to start
Run down to loop and back
Do workout #1, #2 together
Run down to loop and back
Add new exercise after each run
Do exercises I. Cadence as team of 3
1. Merkins
2. Bobby Hurley
3. Flutters (DC)
4. Burpees
5. Lunge jumps (DC)
6. V-ups

MARY:
Plank for 6
15x Mtn Climbers

COT: prayers: parents and kids. Dads are learning they can’t effectively parent by yelling at their 2.0s. Have grace, understanding, and know when to listen and keep your mouth shut. Praises: Keep trying new approaches with 2.0s, ask how you can help them. Let them know when you make mistakes.

Serenity Prayer:
“God, Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”

Cubbie out

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Sweet home AL

WARMUP: pledge
THE THANG: Alabama route 2mi. BASS exercises Bombjacks, American hammers, Squats, SSHs. 10 ea. 2 stops. 2 laps or 2nd lap circle up main and back to COT x2 for 3mi total.
MARY: PAX choice
ANNOUNCEMENTS: trash pickup this Sat. Shooting in Nov.
COT: praises prayers.

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