Category: Slow Burn

Turkey Day Favs

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WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly walkers, when senator arrived we moseyed. Mtn climbers, shoulder taps, merkins, overhead claps, arm circles, run.
THE THANG: did some 7s with merkins and squats, then with seal Jax and LBCs. Dora with partner, dips derkins bear crawls. All kinds of stuff I can’t remember.
MARY: yep that too pax choice.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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This is why you should write these in a timely manner.,,

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Definitely dropped the ball on this one and can’t find the video of who was there… I remember JWOW, Twister, Peach Stand and Cake Boss for sure… I think Sugardaddy, Mainframe and Cobra Kai were in the ruck, but I’m missing 6-8 people… sorry! Let me be your warning of a failed backblast!

WARMUP: SSH, Moroccan Night Club, Imperial Walker and Hillbilly Walker.
THE THANG:
Deck of pain:

5-K
Hearts: Squats
Clubs: LBC
Spades: Flutter
Diamonds: Dry Dock

2-4: Burpees

Ace: 1 Burpee and a lap

ANNOUNCEMENTS: The BBQ & Bourbon event was last weekend… 😬

COT: It happened I promise. I probably said something about how I was apologizing in advance for the miserable Backblast that would come in 2 weeks time, and I think I remember Peach Stand saying it was the thought that counts or something and that I shouldn’t beat myself up over it…

This is an accurate telling of everything so help me God…

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Happy BDay USMC

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WARMUP: mosey/ dynamic stretch/ ssh/mtn climber/ shoulder burns
THE THANG: CDD bear crawl CDD
Wall sits while working out to in 5,3,1 burpees/ CDD to Lt Dans to CDD/mosey to railing 3 sets 15 reps dips and decline merkins/ mosey down the way for a boogie down drill instructor session. He scared Twister… more bear crawls and Lt Dans followed by Merkins.
I think this is mostly what we did but Rebel can Audit me.
MARY: start around the circle for your choice of 10 reps in cadence of any exercise
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bbq and bourbon tonight, golf in dec./ blood drive next week
COT: lots of praises and prayers.

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SLOW BURNING TABATA…

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WARMUP:
Started with a Mosey to Lowes parking lot, followed with Warm-O-Rama exercises of below,

Side Straddle Hop
Produce Pickers
Hillbilly Walkers
Windmills
Moroccan Nightclubs
Imperial Walkers

Mosey to persis for some,

Lunge Walk
Toy Soldiers
Butt Kickers
High Knees
Bear Crawl

THE THANG:
Mosey back to the shovel flag for the main course Tabata workout that included 40 second exercise with 15 seconds to switch gears for the next one.

2 sets each alternatively of,
Carolina Dry Docks
LBCs

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Shoulder Taps
Freddie Mercury

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Superman
Mountain Climbers

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Peter Parker
American Hammers

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Flutter Kicks
Dying Cockroaches

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Monkey Humpers
Honeymooner

And the clock struck 6…

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dam2Dam Fundraiser events

COT:
Prayer Requests
Started the day praying to the Almighty

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Rocktober Finally at SlowBurn

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Mostly old guys at SlowBurn. Effort was acceptable for SlowBurn, but poor at best. Attention to detail was poor at best.

There were 10 counts
There were options to modify down (and they were clearly used)
You vs. You gents

Anywho, some busted their butt, well done.

opening band (reps of 10-12 unless stated otherwise:
mosey
low slow squat
imp walker
hillbilly walker
2 flying squirrel OYO
flutter
side S hop (really? this is where you modify)
shoulder tap
calf raises
2 flying squirrel
peter parker
lbc
hand release merkin
overhead clap
2 flying squirrel

the headliner:
6 boards
6 exercises on each (repeat until end of song)
6 songs

musical interlude:
Prong, Non-Existence
5 flying squirrel
20 OH claps
5 burpees
20 mor night club
10 plank jacks
10 imp walker

musical interlude:
Static-X, Sweat of the Bud
15 low slow squat
15 merkins
15 jump squats
15 HR merkins
15 sumo squats
15 carolina DD

musical interlude:
Helmet, Unsung
10 BB sits
10 shoulder taps
20 lbc
10 mtn climbers
10 lunge
10 scorpion DD

musical interlude:
The 69 Eyes w/ Wednesday 13, The Last House on the Left
10 monkey humpers
10 flutter
10 hillbilly walker
10 hello dolly
10×3 calf raisies
20 lbc

musical interlude:
Gojira, Stranded
5 donkey kicks
5 burpees
5 inchworm merkins
5 burpees
5 bomb jacks
5 burpees

musical interlude:
Hatebreed, I Will Be Heard
10 squats
10 lbc
10 side s hop
10 merkins
10 imperial walker
10 dying cockroach

Thanks to Peach Stand to lead at the best AO. Yes, I said it.

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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Slow Burning Tabata…

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WARMUP:
Started with a Mosey to Lowes parking lot, followed with Warm-O-Rama exercises of below,

Side Straddle Hop
Produce Pickers
Hillbilly Walkers
Windmills
Moroccan Nightclubs
Imperial Walkers

Mosey to persis for some,

Lunge Walk
Toy Soldiers
Butt Kickers
High Knees
Bear Crawl

THE THANG:
Mosey back to the shovel flag for the main course Tabata workout that included 40 second exercise with 15 seconds to switch gears for the next one.

2 sets each alternatively of,
Carolina Dry Docks
LBCs

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Shoulder Taps
Freddie Mercury

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Superman
Mountain Climbers

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Peter Parker
American Hammers

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Flutter Kicks
Dying Cockroaches

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Monkey Humpers
Honeymooner

And the clock struck 6…

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dam2Dam Fundraiser events

COT:
Prayer Requests
Started the day praying to the Almighty

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92’ music tour

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WARMUP: Mosey around the restaurants to take in the fresh air followed by 9’s & 2’s of everything.

THE THANG: Small Deck of Cards with #’s 2, 9 & Aces ♠️♣️♥️♦️ followed by a traditional DORA.

MARY: 2 minutes of Mary

ANNOUNCEMENTS: All the events coming up in the Fort-Adopt a HWY, Poker Tournament, Bourbon tasting. RYNL

COT: Prayers for our 4 legged friends health🐶 🐱 & PAX that have returned after IR.

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Rocktober Jams Vol 1

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WARMUP: took a quick slowsy to the sidewalk in front of the tipsy bottle for some IC exercises and stretches
THE THANG: Head to toes Tabata – 7 cycles, 6x sets ea. 25 secs on, 15 secs rest. 1 min recovery run/walk.
1. cdd
2. Shoulder taps
3. Merkins
4. Big boys
5. Superman’s
6. Monkey humpers
7. Side to side Squats
MARY: no time for her
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Alcatraz 10 year convergence Saturday, poker tourney 10/14, bbq and bourbon 2nd F in Nov, Shanking with Stang
COT: prayers for safety and travel mercies for our in-laws on vacation, prayers for healing for long duck, prayers for marriages and 2.0s, praise to our fellow pax for accountability

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Happy 11th Anniversary

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WARMUP: mosey to a random lot for 11 of various exercises

THE THANG: mosey to the east of Lowe’s for 11’s – hand release merkins and squats. Mosey to rail behind Lowe’s for 3 sets of 11’s – dips followed by merkins, dips and wide arm merkins and dips and diamonds.

Mosey to the mulch piles for more 11’s – flying squirrels and lunges.

Mosey to cot doing 2 flying squirrels after every island.

With 1 minute to spare pax stretched and did a 20 second body destroyer.

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: affirmative and in the newsletter you should read.
COT: 5th core principle

Thanks for the call Peach Stand. Honored to lead on the 11th anniversary of the fort. Keep giving away what’s been generously given us.

Cyclops

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Down Set ouch!!

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WARMUP:
Ran over to lot behind Witts for the following:
SSH
Low slow squats
Down dog / honey mooner
Morrocan night club
Inch worm merkins

Moseyed back over to Vampire Pizza
Karaoke down and back
Butt kickers
THE THANG:
Played a game of football.
– once pass was completed play stopped
– merkins was the penalty for all dropped and completed passes
– each score the opposing team did 15/15 squats and LBCs

JWOW tried to take out Backdraft with his tooth, but he bounced back after visiting the medical tent and tried to mount a comeback, but the better team held them out of the end zone to win the game.

Finished with two rounds of 7s
Merkins / squats
Plank jacks / jump squats
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Get out and vote!
COT:

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