Zero Running

WARMUP: Windmills, Torso-twist, Hillbilly Walkers
THE THANG:
1. 200 Kettlebell swings with 2 burpees every 90 seconds
2. 21- Burpee Jump Overs and 21 two-handed clean and press, 15- Burpee Jump Overs and 15 two-handed clean and press, 9 Burpee Jump Overs and 9 two-handed clean and press
3. 4 Rounds of 17 reps of each of the following: kettlebell swings, deep knee-to-elbow squats, and deadlifts
4. 10 reps of Burpees, KB Thrusters, High Pulls, KB Swings followed by 3 reps of Burpees, KB Thrusters, High Pulls, KB Swings. We ran out of time to do the full 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1

MARY: Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tortoise and Hair, Golf Event
COT: Closed in prayer

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DR weinke from Dallas

Warm-up (5 minutes)
– SSH: 1 minute
– Arm circles: 1 minute
– Bodyweight squats: 1 minute
– High knees: 1 minute
– Mountain climbers: 1 minute

Main Workout (35 minutes)
– Kettlebell swings: 1 minute
– Goblet squats: 1 minute
– Kettlebell deadlifts: 1 minute
– Kettlebell lunges (alternating legs): 1 minute
– Kettlebell clean and press: 1 minute
– Russian twists with kettlebell: 1 minute
– Kettlebell halos: 1 minute
– Rest: 30 to 60 seconds

Repeat the Main Workout circuit for a total of 3 rounds.

Cool Down (5 minutes)
– Stretching: 5 minutes

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Cindy, she’s my friend

WARMUP: Hold plank while we remember SSgt TJ Dudley

THE THANG:
Murph-ish style Dora, Cindy played a 3rd wheel the whole workout
– 100 pulls up, high knees with Cindy overhead
– 200 merks, farmers carry up the hill and leave it, run back; partner brings it back
– 300 squats; same thing with Cindy and hill
– Laps around the playground: partner overhead carries Cindy while partner runs the lap, trade places when partner catches up: 10 laps

COT

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Awkward Weight At The SInk

WARMUP: Jog around the parking lot followed by a few exercises.
THE THANG:
1min of each of the following:
Ground to overhead
Over the shoulder toss

SLOW asymmetrical farmers carry. With sand bag in one hand, we’ll walk slowly, together, around the parking lot loop switching hands as needed.

Partner up for a round of “catch me if you can” around the large drop-off loop:
Partner 1: Take both sand bags and walk/shuffle until Partner 2 catches you.
Partner 2: 3 burpees then catch Partner 1
Alternate until you complete the loop.

Perfect Merkins (slick): I followed the correction of the PAX and completed this in an 8ct cadence. We did 20…lovely.

3-Tier Suicides: Roughly 40yds and back, 60yds and back then 75yds and back. Every time you return, complete 10 Bent Over Rows

2-Tier Suicides: Like above, this time only 60yds and 75yds. Complete (10) 4ct Flutters upon your return each time.

Sand Bag carry (standard carry position) around the large loop with stops at the corners for:
1st Corner: 10 Dead Lifts
2nd Corner: 10 Hammer Curl into Overhead Press
3rd Corner: 15 Squats
4th Corner: Chest Press

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Acceleration by Association

WARMUP: Yes, these are important

THE THANG: Stolen from Old Bay: https://f3thefort.com/2024/02/02/countdown-from-50-bear-crawls/
Although I think Big Boys are dumb, so we did flutters instead

Start on west side behind Lowes: 50 Merkins
Run (with short bear crawl) to east side – 45 squats
Run (with short bear crawl) back to west side – 40 LBCs
East side – 35 CCDs
West side – 30 Lunges
East side – 25 big boy sit-ups flutters
West side – 20 wide-arm merkins
East side – 15 bomb jacks
West side – 10 American Hammers
East side – 5 burpees

MARY: not really. We did do some mobility work at the Tesla Chargers.

NMM: Listen, the crew that showed up today outclassed me by miles on many levels. It was an honor to lead. I hope that by continuing to associate with men like these PAX, I can become a better version of myself. Keep posting!

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summer camp

WARMUP: Mosey to theater parking lot for COP (SSH, fast LSS, reverse lunges, moroccan night clubs, mountain climbers)
THE THANG: Start with mini-4 corners with lunge walk and bear crawls in theater parking lot, mosey to road to Red Stone, mosey to first traffic circle doing 10 merkins at every 2nd street light. At circle do 3-legged starfish with 10 squats, 10 bobby hurleys, 10 dry docks, paying a toll of 1 burpee every time returning to the circle. Mosey back toward COT alternating karaokes, backwards run and run at every street light.
MARY: Circled up for peter parkers, parker peters, down dog, calf stretch, runners stretch, and of course, shavasana (or “have a nice day” as we say in Waxhaw).
Great to see the new Pax coming back. Keep it up guys. Missed you , wishing you a speedy recovery.

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Went Looking For The Stamp…Found It

WARMUP: Run to the pharmacy, wait, run to the old Hardees, wait.
THE THANG:
Captain Thor (1 BBSU : 4 American Hammers-rt side counting = 10:40) and yes, we found the Stamp.
Run to the Town Hall Bldg for a plank series:
Mountain Climbers
Grave Diggers-Rt Side then Left Side
Dips
Run to the big, smooth lot for FMFBC:
NUR the long stretches & Bear Crawl the “short stretches”
To the Church steps
Up & Down the steps 2x then 30 correct squats
Up & Down the steps 2x then 20 correct squats
To the next smooth lot, now by FMCOG
Feet on the curb and lean on another PAX for 50 Calf Raises
Get a partner for Partner Pushes:
Each partner pushes a longer stretch and a shorter stretch.
At the corners, do 20 Flutters I/C & 20 Diamond Merkins
Run back to C.O.T. for a little more Mary.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Kitchen Sink Beatdown-last week

WARMUP: Stretching and slow warmup
THE THANG: It was a simple Dora venue with 1 pax running the loop with sandbag while your partner did the exercise. , , , , , and started with some stretching and warm up followed by far too many merkins, bbs, curls, flutter press, overhead press, squats and LBCs. Didn’t know we could count so high.
MARY: Cool down was LBCs, Freddy Mercury’s and some pax led Mary’s. Thank you to all the guys who showed up and encouraged me.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Pray for families and marriages.

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Bushwood

WARMUP: Wind Mill, Low slow squat, and Spider Merkins

THE THANG:
Warm- up Wind Mills, Low slow squats, Spider Merkins

Run .25
Wind Sprints
10 Man-Makers
Bear crawl and 3 Merkins
Tire flip 4 times and 5 Merkins
Tire flip 3 Burpees
Run two laps around Catawba Ridge High

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s shelter, Red Cross blood :drop_of_blood: drive, Trash pick- up
Turtle :turtle: and Hare

COT: Prayers and Praises

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