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2026 QvQ round 1

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THE THANG:
Fishstix was away and was alloted the 1st 20 minutes. We moseyed up to the top lot at The JOC. He led us in a series of partner work. Shouldered partner resistance mosey face to face, Patty Cake Merkins, Partner Get Ups. Round 2 was Wheel Barrows, Leg Throws and Partner Cliff Hanger Merkins.

Our man Flair subbed in for Slopes who sadly came down with the sickness. Flair stayed in the cross regional partner up and called AMRAP work together. No Cheat Merkins, Big Boys and Squats – take a lap. Remember your time as you are always challenging yourself. Next round same workout but beat your AMRAP from Rd 1. Take a lap. Stop at soccer goals and line up in Groups of 3. Suicides across the parking lot. Partner 1 takes of, Partner 2 planks and Partner 3 burpees until all partners complete suicide.
Flair Band Camp Please feel free to edit this BB as needed.

Mosey back to COT for a quick ab lab.

Both brought great VAPE however Fishstix pulled away by the tightest margin. Kudos to Flair for throwing together a great workout in little to no time. Kudos to Fishstix for taking the Dub.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Announced
COT: Prayers and praises as we tallied the vote.

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The Tortoise and The Hare 2026

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At the 3rd Annual Relay Race, the forest hummed with excitement as the tortoise and the hare stood side by side at the starting line, founders turned friends. This year’s course twisted through mud, up a stubborn hill, and into a breezy stretch of tall grass, and the crowd cheered as unlikely teams dashed and trudged in harmony. A swift fox handed the baton to her steady porcupine teammate, who climbed the hill one patient step at a time and crossed the finish line to thunderous applause. The hare beamed, the tortoise nodded, and together they reminded everyone that speed may spark the race, but teamwork carries it home.  🐢🏁🐇

The Tortoise and The Hare is a relay CSAUP with equal amounts of Ruckers(Tortoises) and Runners (Hares). Teams must consist of 2 or 4 players.

26 miles per team
Teams can mix and match who runs and who rucks, but it has to alternate between running slick and rucking.
E.g. Person 1 runs lap 1 slick. Person 2 rucks lap 2. Person 3 runs slick, person 4 rucks, etc. until all laps are complete.

This year, teams can be mixed. M’s and 2.0’s are welcomed to be part of the teams. Handicaps will be awarded based on the mix of the teams.

Rules:
Each person runs a lap on a track as fast as possible, handing off to the next leg.
Ruckers MUST keep one foot on the ground at all times. Essentially power walking. NO RUNNING with a ruck.
For men (16+) ruck weight has to be at least 30#.
For women (16+) ruck weight must be at least 20#.
Teams with respectables (55+) will get a 60s handicap per respectable at the end of the race.
Teams with women will get a 45s handicap per woman at the end of the race.

REGISTER HERE

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Hills and Pull ups

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WARMUP: mosey to Print shop
SSH x 20
Imperial walker x 10
Hillbilly Walker x 10
Cherry picker x 10
Calf stretch runner stretch
THE THANG: triple nickel from town hall up hill past church
5 Bonnie Blair’s 2 is 1
5 jump squats at church each passing
5 Freddie Mercuries
X3

Go to print shop pull up bars.
5 pulls ups
10 merkins
15 squats
Lap around print shop

MARY: 38 Flutter kicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT:

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Sweep the 7s

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WARMUP: Side straddle hops, imperial walkers

THE THANG: 7s between merkins and burpees. About .42 mile in between.

MARY: running inspired stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Several events coming up including a trip to the DMV for some. Stay on top of your newsletter

COT: Heavy hearts today

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Death by burpees & bears

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WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, mountain climbers, cherry pickers
THE THANG: Four corners with bear crawls, 21s of LBCs & burpees
MARY: Yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: Prayers and praises

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Bootcamp PLUS with new Mike Tyson PLUS exercise

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WARMUP: SSH cherry pickers imperials hillbilly’s plank merk honeymooner down dog
THE THANG: long mossy three circuits 1) monkey bumpers dry docks step
Ups 2) mtn climbers shoulder taps plank 3) lbc flutters American hammers

11’s – new Mike Tyson PLUS & squats

MARY: yes, big boys hello Dolly’s flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: tortoise & hare, jaeger sprint
COT: lifted ip and prayed for our brother U-Haul

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14 hogs 6 coyotes go into a bar

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WARMUP:
6ish Runners took off in da gloom
14 PAX moseyed to pharmacy lot for some COP

Then we hit the town hall path for 3 rounds of 15 Dips and 10Derkins wrapped up with 5 burpees

THE THANG:
Moseyed to town hall wall for some partner wall pull ups while partner was bear crawling parking lot
Switch out and two rounds

While wall sitting each PAX did one burpees in sequence

Mosey to WEP top lot
6 exercises 30 seconds as many reps as possible
Merkins
Flutters
Dry docks
Freddys
Shoulder taps
LBCs

Mosey to pavilion
Partner dos exercises while other partner take lap around pavilion
Burpees
Squat jumps
Monkey humpers

Reverse course and do everything again

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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National Chipmunk Day

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It was a beautiful day over at The Forge, you could feel the electricity in the air! It reminded me of The Electric City, shout out to The University of Scranton. Quick warmup and we were off!

Over to the creepy dim lit side walk behind the overgrown bushes for some wall work. Perfect spot if you want to scare people. We did some overhead claps and derkins to warm the PAX up.

Next stop was the benches for some step ups, dips, and incline merkins.

Now for the final destination we celebrated 2/20 – I heard something about national chipmunk day so we ran with it.

We did a latter workout with Indian runs. Two laps for 2 – 20 reps for 20….Get it….2/20. :grinning:

20 Lunges
20 Merkins
20 Flutters
20 Squats
20 CDDs

We ran two laps between each set.

Back to COT for Mary, prayers and praises.

JWow

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Wait… I thought Olaf was on Q

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WARMUP:
20 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
10 Moroccan Night Clubs IC
10 Cherry Picker IC
Plank Warm Up

THE THANG:
Partner DORA
100 Merkins
200 Squats
300 LBC’s

Lunge Worm

11’s
Lt. Dan Magic Legs : BBS

MARY:
Not enough time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tortoise and Hare
Newsletter

COT:
Prayers were shared
Sometimes people don’t show up.
Doesn’t matter what the reason.
Step up and lead regardless.

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I’m Hurting, So You Will Too

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WARMUP:

– SSH, Imperial Walkers, 10 count merkins, jog around parking lot (0.3 mi covered)

THE THANG:

Stop 1 → Stop 6 (0.2 mi covered)
– Stop 1 (Start)
– Exercise: Squat Jumps (15)
– Movement to Stop 2: Forward Run up an aisle in the parking lot
– Exercise: Apollo Ono’s (20 single count)
– Movement to Stop 3: Side Shuffle across 3 aisles (Left lead)
– Exercise: Reverse Lunges (20 single count)
– Movement to Stop 4: Nur down an aisle
– Exercise: Apollo Ono’s (20 single count)
– Movement to Stop 5: Side Shuffle (Left lead) across 3 aisles
– Exercise: Merkins (20)
– Movement to Stop 6: Forward Run up an aisle
– Stop 6 Exercise: Bear Crawl to curb, then crawl bear

RETURN: Stop 6 → Stop 1 (0.2 mi covered)
Movement pattern reverses exactly.

– From Stop 6 to 5: Nur
– Stop 5 Exercise: Mountain Climbers (20 double count)
– Stop 5 to 4: Side Shuffle (Right lead)
– Stop 4 Exercise: Shoulder taps (20 single count)
– Stop 4 to 3: Forward Run
– Stop 3 Exercise: High Knees (20 double count)
– Stop 3 to 2: Side Shuffle (Right lead)
– Stop 2 Exercise: Hand Release Merkins (15)
– Stop 2 to 1: Nur
Repeat

Ran over to the middle school track (0.3 mi)

– 29 reverse lunges (single count)
Run a lap
– 20 squat jumps
– Run a lap
– If time permits, 20 merkins
– Run a lap
(Min 0.5 mi)

Head back to COT (0.3mi)
Min distance covered (~2.1 mi)

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tortoise and Hare, Overnight Ruck CSAUP, Break The Dam, D2D, BRR sign up
COT:

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