Snarky Title!

WARMUP: mosey to a church parking lot
Do some burpees and some dynamic warmups along with some exercises in cadence.
THE THANG: NUR up the hill to a different church parking lot. Introduce 5/10/15 of big boy sit ups, merkins and squats. Run to other places to do 5/10/15. Hit a record for most churches hit, unofficial of course.
Held AL Gore and did squats in a circle.
Introduced walk like an Egyptian.
Duck walked up Main Street with squats at light poles.
Some more running to churches for more 5/10/15
MARY: Souptonuts led us in some Mary as a warmup for next week’s VQ.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: burpees for bbq round 2. March 2nd 2024.
COT: CSPAN style.

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Buffet of burpees

WARMUP:
SSH
Low slow squat
Moroccan night clubs
Carolina dry docks
Merkins
Shoulder taps

THE THANG:
I wanted 100 burpees. So we did 100 burpees during the course of this workout

Balls to wall
Upside down the other way – ass to the wall

Run to old farm rd

20 burpees at bottom
20 merkins at top
LBCs for the six
Repeat 5x

20 jump squats at bottom
20 jump lunges at top
Big boys for the six
Repeat 5x (only made it 4x)

We interlaced the two movement sets a bit due to some complaining

Final sprint to the top of the hill

MARY:
Superman
Flutters on stomach. I’m calling these Pouty boyz
More Mary

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Wildcard Wednesday at Bushwood

THE THANG:

Kicking off Wildcard Wednesday for the month of March at Bushwood, Cohiba gave YHC the option to switch things up and Q a workout style of my choice. We pivoted from the traditional boot camp WO and instead logged miles with pain stations.

We utilized the drive at the outer perimeter of the AO and around the school. 1.25 mi and 3 pain stations per lap. 5 burpees and 10 BBSU at each pain station. Most PAX finished 2 1/2 laps for a total of 3.5 mi.

MARY: Flutters and American Hammers (IC)

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: What happen in COT, stays in COT.

Honored to lead.

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38 Specials borderline triumphant return to the Gloom

it was my borderline triumph at return of the gloom after having injured my ankle back on January 31st! I would have felt like it was a lot more triumphant if during the first side startle hot my ankle didn’t tell me I had to stop doing these pretty quickly.
WARMUP: SSH, low slow squat, windmill
THE THANG:
round one
count off and pair up for a simple DORA. 100 merkins, 200 squats, 300 LBC. the partner not doing reps farmer carries both bells ~60m (it really adds up over time)
round two
everyone grabbed their bells and walk to the north end of the parking lot. where a deck of cards with all of the faces removed dictated what we would do next. hearts were curls, clubs were shoulder, press, diamonds or chest press, and spades were deadlifts. any jokers were a run up the hill and every six cards we would mosey down to the end of the parking lot back. unfortunately my shuffling skills were terrible because both Jokers ended up being at the bottom . I noticed this and very secretly inserted one of the jokers into the middle of the deck but not high enough. apparently that we would get to it, much to everyone’s great annoyance
MARY: 60 seconds of flutter with a chest press
ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots of sea sops and events coming up
COT: asked everyone to think about responsibilities that they may not want or may feel a bit of animosity toward and reflect on why and how to deflect or reduce the stress they feel from that

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Four Smokin Corners

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, Overhead Claps, Calf Raises and Cherry Pickers
THE THANG:
Four Corners: 20-15-10-5
Corner #1= Merkins & Squats
Corner #2= Dips & Lunges
Corner #3= Mountain Climbers & Monkey Humpers
Corner #4= Parker Peters & LBCs
Dora (Partner Up): Timer- Running Across Parking Lot
100 = Shoulder taps
200 = Plank Jacks
300 = Hello Dollies
MARY: American Hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read Newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Indulgence Recovery

WARMUP: Monkey Humpers to welcome the new AO, SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, Calf Raises, and Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: On the football field:
10 Yard Line = 10 Burpees, 20 Yard Line = 20 Shoulder Taps, 30 Yard Line = 30 Squats, 40 Yard Line = 40 Peter Parkers, and 50 Yard Line = 50 LBCS. Round 1 was all those exercises with the mode of transportation being Bear Crawl, Round 2 being Lunges, and Round 3 being Crab Walks; Dora= 100 Merkins, 200 Plank Jacks, and 300 Seal Jacks
MARY: Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your news letter and Bushwood during the month of March will be Wild Wednesday with the Q selecting the type of AO either bootcamp, kettlebell, running or moderate.
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Seneca’s 4 lessons

WARMUP: Bank parking lot – windmills, imperial and hillbilly walkers, 5 burpees, low slow squats with Moroccan night clubs while holding the squat, side straddle hops

THE THANG: 4 stations – 4 lessons
Station 1 – Partner Dora – 50 hello dollys and 100 4-count flutters

Lesson 1 – Associate only with those who improve you.

Station 2 – 7’s on the hill of WEP parking lot – H/R merkins at the bottom, squats at the top

Lesson 2 – Value your time more than your possessions.

Station 3 – The wall parking lot – 4 corners nurring or side shuffling between stations.
10 merkins, 20 LBCs, 10 diamonds, 20 box cutters – repeated the loop twice, b it bclock expired on the second loop.

Lesson 3 – we suffer more in imagination than reality

Station 4 – Parking Lot on the top of the hill across from COT. Fitting that a train whistle blew when we started this one.

7 minutes of burpees with breaks in between
13 – minute 1
12 – minute 2
11 – minute 3
10 – minute 4
9 – minute 5
8 – minute 6
7 – minute 7

Lesson 4 – The greatest remedy for anger is delay.

Mosey down the hill to COT.

MARY: no time – too busy finishing burpees

ANNOUNCEMENTS: took place

COT: Core principle #5 was executed

Thanks for the call out, Kermit.

Gratefully,
👁

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What a BIG Kettlebell!

WARMUP: SSH, Arm Circles, Low Slow squats, Merkins, NightClubs
THE THANG: Kettlebell switch- 12 guys picked a parking spot : 3 exercises in each spot : Move to next spot when completed and complete flutters while last pax Completed Toy soldiers on his way to the vacated spot at the end of the line. 10 reps each exercised : Round 1 – swings, squat jumps and Mike Tyson:
Round 2 : Curls, BombJax, and Dips.
We used the parking block for dips and Mike Tyson.
Head back for COT @ 5:57am.

MARY: none – out of time.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Mens shelter, Newsletter, CSAUP, and Service opportunities.
COT: Prayers

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Do The work,” Be a Humble servant”

WARMUP: Mosey (.40)
THE THANG: 50 SSH, (run.40) 45 Merkins, (run .40) 40 Flutters (run .40) 35 Squats, (run.40) 30 CDD (run.40) 25 Bomb Jacks (run.40) 20 Big Boys (run.40) 15 Diamonds(run.40) ran out of time 3.5 Miles.
MARY: No Time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam to Dam etc.
COT: Prayers for Ltrains wife’s grandparents, DD parents, Ld Prayed us out!

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