Coach Dr. Seuss

WARMUP:
9 motivators
Merkins
Low slow squats

THE THANG:
Would you like burpees here? Or there?

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Suicide runs at each 10 yard line 1 burpee at each turnaround

Mozy to pull-up bars
1 minute Dead hangs and planks

Stations – hub and spoke style

Hub: 2 pull-ups

10 reps each
Station 1
CDD
Merkins

Station 2
Burpees

Station 3
Bear crawl across pavement 2x

Station 4
Squats
Lunges

Station 5
Bomb jacks
Mountain climbers

Round 2 do everything in slow cadence. 6 count burpees

MARY:
<2 minutes of gut work ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sober October. See slack for deets COT:

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Happy 11th Anniversary

WARMUP: mosey to a random lot for 11 of various exercises

THE THANG: mosey to the east of Lowe’s for 11’s – hand release merkins and squats. Mosey to rail behind Lowe’s for 3 sets of 11’s – dips followed by merkins, dips and wide arm merkins and dips and diamonds.

Mosey to the mulch piles for more 11’s – flying squirrels and lunges.

Mosey to cot doing 2 flying squirrels after every island.

With 1 minute to spare pax stretched and did a 20 second body destroyer.

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: affirmative and in the newsletter you should read.
COT: 5th core principle

Thanks for the call Peach Stand. Honored to lead on the 11th anniversary of the fort. Keep giving away what’s been generously given us.

Cyclops

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When does Broga begin?

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, windmills, plank Stretches
THE THANG:
Simple lap around the prison walls. First stop, pull up bars – 3 reps
Second stop- stairs near hill, Hand release merkins – 5 reps
Third stop- bottom of hill, diamond merkins – 5 reps
Forth stop – top of hill, wide arrow merkins- 5 reps
last stop- back to parking lot, man makers and squat thruster – 5 reps each
+1 rep each lap
Last lap was shorted time
MARY: body destroyer

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Forgot there were a few hills….but just a few

WARMUP: none
THE THANG: run to river district and back
MARY: it’s a running AO- some did broga #freedtolead
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: 5th core principle

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Down Set ouch!!

WARMUP:
Ran over to lot behind Witts for the following:
SSH
Low slow squats
Down dog / honey mooner
Morrocan night club
Inch worm merkins

Moseyed back over to Vampire Pizza
Karaoke down and back
Butt kickers
THE THANG:
Played a game of football.
– once pass was completed play stopped
– merkins was the penalty for all dropped and completed passes
– each score the opposing team did 15/15 squats and LBCs

JWOW tried to take out Backdraft with his tooth, but he bounced back after visiting the medical tent and tried to mount a comeback, but the better team held them out of the end zone to win the game.

Finished with two rounds of 7s
Merkins / squats
Plank jacks / jump squats
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Get out and vote!
COT:

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3 lessons, lucky 7’s & Dora Jr.

WARMUP: mosey to gym parking lot
All exercises were 10 D/C I/C with 5,4,3,2 & 1 burpee respectively in between sets

Windmills
Imperial walkers
Hillbilly walkers
Low slow squat – holding people’s chair on the last rep then did 10 MNC’s D/C I/C
Plank with stretches along with merkins and shoulder taps.

Side straddle hops x 30 D/C I/C

THE THANG: off to the west side of the high school for lesson 1

Lesson 1 – all leaders are readers
7’s between the light poles – squats and hand Release merkins

Mosey to the pull up bars with 5 burpees OYO half way there.

Lesson 2 – Habits compound daily. 1 penny that doubles for 30 days yields $5.37 MM. As we lay bricks, remember this.

7’s – pull ups and Diamond merkins running between the bars and the entrance. Group stayed together. No man left behind.

Mosey to small east side parking lot for lesson 3.

Lesson 3 – accelerate with someone else. We can’t maintain discipline on our own like we can with others. In that spirit……

Partner Dora Jr. – 50 hand release merkins and 100 squats. Flutters upon completion and a mosey to COT.

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: 5th core principle

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Kriss Kross beatdown

Before starting I gave the standard disclaimer, but also proceeded to tell the Pax that we will be running backwards the entire workout which was also why I showed up with my shirt on backwards. Band Camp thought I just did that by mistake.

WARMUP:
Nur up to stop sign and did the following:
SSH
Windmill
Down dog, honeymooner
Merkins

Keep nuring down the hill toward pull up bars
Stopped again halfway down
Squats
Something else that I don’t remember

Stopped again at the bottom
Stretched out the arms
Moroccan Night Club
Nur

Pull-up bars are now locked up to my surprise so we modified thanks to Bobber. YHC decided we would just continue to make a large loop around the school stopping along the way to do the following exercises

5 burpees
10 LBCs
10 jump squats
10 merkins
7 leg raises
10 Dips

I believe we stopped 8 times completing all exercises each time.

This wasn’t the easiest thing to do especially the last two legs of the run. Pax covered over 1 mile all backwards. Good work men. Let’s see how we feel in the morning.

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Clean run

WARMUP: none
THE THANG: Alabama loop or Hardee’s and back.
MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: manion and blood drive
COT: shhh secrets

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Group Therapy

WARMUP: Ran to back parking lot of middle school for a quick set of exercises and some broga. Exercises included SSH, windmill, low slow squat, Maracan night clubs, toy soldiers and butt kickers.

THE THANG:
Bonsai portion of the Q:
Nur to rock bed down by light post to grab a rock for the following.
20 INC overhead chest press
15 INC chest press on your six
15 INC lat raises
15 INC curls

Sir Top Hat portion:
Moved back up to half wall behind elementary for 8’s. It’s been a while since he has been to a workout so he forgot we could only count to 7.
Burpee and muscle ups on wall

STH had a few extra minutes left because all the men were such studs and cruised right through the workout without a problem.
Wall sits with 15 heel raises mixed in for two cycles.

Weezer’s portion:
Mini Dora
75 merkins
100 squats – most of us didn’t listen very well and did 125
125 LBCs.

Cyclops portion:
Back down to the light poles, Long Duck was expressing his displeasure about how we kept moving him around back and forth between locations.
Each light pole – 9 merkins, 12 squats. I think we got to 4 before time to head to COT. On the way back to COT, Cyclops thought we should do 5 more burpees, but Barkley, Rebound and YHC bat flipped and kept running. We wanted to make sure we made it in time.

MARY:
No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Blood drive, D2D fundraiser
COT:
Marriage, Super Squirrels family,

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