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PAINtheon Games – The Fort is 10

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WARMUP: 0500 Warmup with SSH, Merkins, Mtn Climbers, Peter Parkers and SSH (Cadence? Sometimes?)

THE THANG: Really just a large amount of stupid. AMRAP 2 Minutes of Merkins, Big Boy Situps and Burpees each. 100 Yard Bear Crawl Dash, Timed 1 Mile, Timed BTTW, Time 6 inch Hold (not that six inches) and Burpee Chase (0.33 mile with 4 stations requiring 5 burpees each). Here is how things shook out (hope this works):

PAX Name Merkins Sit-Ups Burpees 100 Yd BC Dash 1 Mile BTTW Time 6 Inch Time Burpee Chase
Zima 48 30 10 Clipboard Q Some 0:21 Meh Nope!
Spud 128 40 23 Modify 8:38 1:20 1:06 4:30
38 Special 37 45 16 2:07 11:17 No Thanks 0:02 5:09
Trucker 89 80 15 2:23 10:32 0:16 0:47 4:58
Bonsai 68 71 21 1:12 8:28 1:00 1:10 3:52
Minuteman 41 37 25 2:06 7:45 0:30 1:00 4:11
Fishstix 75 62 25 1:38 7:30 0:39 0:40 3:40
Juliet 44 55 31 0:32 7:16 1:11 0:39 3:34
Flounder 135 79 33 2:32 10:00 1:15 0:30 7:00+
Shady 60 66 24 1:34 Not Legible 1:04 0:48 4:20
Band Camp 86 52 27 0:30 8:07 1:04 1:16 4:09

MARY: Nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 10 Year Kickoff, Final Countdown CSAUP, Read Your Newsletter
COT: Prayers for Shower Curtain, Cable Guy and 2.0s starting school

Honored to lead and glad y’all still remember me. Ha!

-Zima Out

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Legs and things

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WARMUP: SSH, Overhead claps, MNC, Windmills, Karaoke, butt kickers, and goof balls
THE THANG: lots of running, leg exercises including squats, monkey humpers, calf raises, lunges. Then did a dora 100 merkins, 150 seal jacks, and 200 shoulder taps, finished with some curb work and running
MARY: flutters, LBCs, box cutters, and some broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: final countdown, dam to dam sign up
COT: stay close to HIM to stay on track and refreshed and recharged. We tend to get sidetracked and sucked into the vortex of the world going going going and it wears us down and we become vulnerable. Stay close to HIM

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no gears required

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WARMUP: small mosey, 20 SSH, 10 imperial walkers, 10 cherry pickers, 10 good mornings, 10 low slow squat
THE THANG: starting by the bike rack do 12 BBSU, run past the front entrance to the intersection at the side of the school, 12 kick through merkins, back to the bike racks, 11, 10,… you get it
any who finish starts at 1 burpee and works their way up. Fishstix and Minuteman got to one burpee before time was up
MARY: 60 seconds left on the clock, Minuteman called a 10 count superman with a ripcord pull. Stix called a body destroyer to run out the last few seconds
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 10 year stuff is coming, ready the newsletter
COT:

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Trail Rucked with hill climbing

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Pre-warmup
3 of us launched at 4:45a for a pre-ruck 1.6 miles
Warmup – None
The Thang:
Trail Rucked with hill climbing
Small Hill
Bottom of the Hill
15ea squats
15ea Moroccan night clubs
Top of the Hill
15ea squats
15ea Moroccan night clubs
*Rinse and Repeat 2x
Large Hill
Bottom of the Hill
15ea squats
15ea Moroccan night clubs
Top of the Hill
15ea squats
15ea Moroccan night clubs
*Rinse and Repeat 2x
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@Airwolf
was cool, calm, and collect as always. He shows and goes.
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@Dojo
was round house kicking trees down to make new paths. Monday’s are leg day.
@Ölaf
we need more Olaf’s.
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@Flounder
and
@Triple Lindy
went Bigfoot hunting while we were in the woods. No sightings but we did see a couple of deer.

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Longest 11 ever

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WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Merkins, Downdog
THE THANG:
Mosey to the school for a round of 11’s.
Breakdance merkins(double count) on one side.
Crunchy frogs(in cadence) on the other side.
Distance between points was approximately 0.2mi.
No one got through all 11. Maybe it was too far?

Thanks for the opportunity to come run with the high performance HIM’s of the Fort. I’m always impressed by the showing and the effort laid down.

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SlowBurn: What’s your number…Go get it!

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WARMUP:
Mosey, shuffle, toy soldier, bear crawl, moracan night club,l
THE THANG:
20sec on 10sec rest
3rounds
Merkins
Leg lifts
Sumo squats
Wide arm Merkins
Donkey Kicks
Squat jumps
Plank punch
Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read Newsletter
COT: was glorious!!

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MinuteMan’s soggy quads

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I’m giving Spud the Q spot here since Minuteman isn’t in Slack, and since Spud and MinuteMan definitely collaborated on this morning’s helping of pain.
WARMUP: Quick indian run around the field followed by something like the “Spinal Fluid mover” which was some nice back stretching
THE THANG: Cones were set up about 10m apart through the middle of the field the long way. We lunge walked to the first cone, did 10 merkinss, 20 LBCs, 30 SSH and ran back to start. Then lunge walk to the second, repeat. All the way to the 9th or so.

Then the “circle of iron” where the guy in the middle did 20 arm curls (each side) with 10’s or 20s while everyone else alternated exercises
Round 1: Plank, dying cockroach
Round 2: Freddy Mercury, CDD
Round 3: Burpees
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: didn’t really announce much
COT: lot’s of prayers for health. Cancer is a PITA to say the least, a few praises, too

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Bonsai loops at the VA

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WARMUP: Slackblast:
Better late than never
DATE: 2022-08-01
Q: @Bonsai
PAX: @Cyclops @Flounder @Dojo, Spark
FNGs: 0
COUNT: 5
WARMUP:
Rucked around the back of Earth Fare while laughing at STL. Did a few of the typical warm up exercises.

THE THANG:
6 rounds with 3 stops along the way.
1 round was complete when you returned to the beginning. Each time you passed the middle island you had to perform exercise

1st island – beginning (10 squats)
Middle island – 5 merkins
3rd island – 10 each arm – ground to overhead press (single arm)

When done all pax completed 60 of each exercise.

To wrap up time we tucked up to the bank and back around the perimeter of the AO.

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Site Q Hideout

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WARMUP:
Mosey around big loop in front of school and broke it up in 3 stops. 1 – 10 Merkins / 2 – 10 Merkins, 10 Squats / 3 – 10 Merkins, 10 Squats, 10 LBCs. Second lap: 4 – 10 Merkins, 10 Squats, 10 LBCs, 10 Lunges / 5 – 10 Merkins, 10 Squats, 10 LBCs, 10 Lunges, 10 Mtn Climbers / 6 – 10 Merkins, 10 Squats, 10 LBCs, 10 Lungers, 10 Mtn Climbers, 10 Monkey Humpers
THE THANG:
11’s with Bomb Jacks and HR Merkins. 10-1, 9-2, …. you know the rest.
At a relatively narrow section between curbs: bear crawl to other side, 5 merkins, crawl bear back, 5 V-ups. Repeat for 5 rounds. Mosey another loop around parking spots.
MARY: Finished up with a few minutes of Mary. Dealers choice style.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sorry this is brief but Band Camp’s badgering finally got to me.

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Better late than never

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WARMUP:
Rucked around the back of Earth Fare while laughing at STL. Did a few of the typical warm up exercises.

THE THANG:
6 rounds with 3 stops along the way.
1 round was complete when you returned to the beginning. Each time you passed the middle island you had to perform exercise

1st island – beginning (10 squats)
Middle island – 5 merkins
3rd island – 10 each arm – ground to overhead press (single arm)

When done all pax completed 60 of each exercise.

To wrap up time we tucked up to the bank and back around the perimeter of the AO.

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