PoBoy Mike Tyson’s

WARMUP: straight up Broga with some stretching
THE THANG: mosey to benches for hips and back. Went to back lot for other warmup stuff two kinds of walkers, squats etc. more hip and hammy stretching. Down to playground with soft turf really nice Clark. Did these poboy Mike Tyson’s that’s what Barry called them. He can demo. Good back stretch along with lats. Did some Mary. Went to wall do some sits. Did a bridge run both ways to check gate. Couldn’t get in cause @UGU3XR5RP hasn’t given me a key 😂 so did some bench work or something back to cot for Mary.

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No title, just work

WARMUP:
SSH, windmill, low slow squats and broga

THE THANG:
Ran the light poles between the elementary and middle school. Backwards. Stopping at each light pole adding one merkin each time we stopped.

Moved over to the basketball court for some leg and speed work

Kriss kross down and bac
Bounces down and back – ask someone who was there. Hard to explain in a backblast but it sucked.

Moved to the benches for LBCs with feet on the bench

Plank with feet on bench
5 merkins

Repeat all of the above for another round

Move over to picnic tables for two rounds of dead lifts and LBCs.

COT for hip exercises to finish the workout
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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‘Merica 250

WARMUP: 5 Burpees
THE THANG: Flipped off King George, as well as 13 Colony inspired exercises for a rep count of 1776
MARY: She slept in
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your various newsletters
COT: Remembered what our fore fathers sacrificed for our freedom, we remembered U-Haul and presented Bowser with U-Haul flag.

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Chutes and Ladders 🪜- Round 2

Backblast! 1 Jarvis + 1 Bobber = Acceleration
DATE: 2026-06-09
AO: The Ballroom
It was a steamy morning at Slow Burn and the PAX were chomping at the bit to accelerate.

Quick warmup with the stretching and we were off.

Over to the hill for some Chutes and Ladders. 🪜 There were two cones at each station and the PAX had to choose one of them. If they chose a C we had to Chute (run) up to the top of the hill. If it was an L we would run up to the next rung on the ladder. Each rung had two cones and some exercises. I think the PAX had drone footage of me setting up the cone this morning as they found almost all of the Ladders this morning.

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

JWow

Chutes and Ladders 🪜- Round 2

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Straight Horseshoe

WARMUP: run
THE THANG: 5 burpees every time @ bottom of Monroe white, 10 Merkins + 10 squats + 20 LBCs at the top of Monroe white and up at the old town hall building
MARY: yeah
ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence
COT:

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Dancing shoes!!

WARMUP:
20 windmill
20 cherry pickers
20 imperial walkers
20 low and slow

THE THANG:
Mosey to the basketball court
20 count downward dawg
20 count high plank
20 LBC
Down and back
3 rounds

Mosey to the wall
Wall sit
Lunges
Burpees
Wall ball

MARY: Big boys, flutter, more LBC
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel
COT: Family and Health

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Some 🐂 💩

WARMUP:
THE THANG: Suicides on Williamson st starting at church to banks. 10 merkins and 20 monkey humpers at each of the 6 stops. +1 burpee everytime you hit the start
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

Some 🐂 💩

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