Lots of Lightposts

Five men showed up on a crisp morning right before sunrise. We moseyed out to the main road stopping at each light pole for an exercise. The rep count was low so we focused on good form. We headed back to the school performing exercises at each lightpole back to the main lot.
With five minutes remaining, we repeated multiple rounds of dips, Mike Tyson’s, and wall taps.
Great job guys!

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Miyagi’s Reign Begins

WARMUP: Yes

THE THANG:
<@UQ50TPDLH> Gave us the opportunity to do 100 burpees with a run EMOM.

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Chipper 100
– Merkins
– Squats
– BBS
– Flutters
– Dips
– Lunges

100 reps of each, broken up however the PAX wanted.

MARY: Around the circle

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter

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Choose your own snakepit adventure

WARMUP: the usual suspects
THE THANG:

Rack up as many points as possible in 3 categories. However, PAX must do 1 exercise per a category in order (BW, gear, MOT). Within category, Pax has choice of exercise and can keep score themselves

Body weight
1 point:
• 10-SSH
• 25 LBC
• 30 ankle taps each side
2 points: 
• 10 merkins
• 10 bomb-jacks
• 20 flutters each side
• 20 BBSU
3 points: 
• 10 Burpees
• 20 jump Squats
• 10 Apollo ono each side
4 points:
•  10 Lt. Dan
• 20 box cutters
5 points: 
• 10 Kraken-merkins
• 5 Navy Seal Burpees
10 points:
• 10 Kraken Burpees

Gear
1 point: 
• 10 KB swings
• 20 kb bicep curls
• 10 OH Press
2 points: 
• 10 cleans each side
• 10 Goblet Squats
• 10 KB Halos each side
3 points: 
• 10 Snatches each side
• 20 KB Gorilla-smashes each side 
• 5 manmakers w Cindie
• 15 Sledge-tire
4 points: 
• 10 crab-press each side
• 10 deadman-to-barbarian
• 5 tire flips
5 points: 
• 10 underswitch to crab-press each side
• 10 tire flips
10 points: 
• 5 “Tower of Power” (2x Cindie Merkin pyramids)
• 15x 80# sandbag ground-over-shoulder

MoTs 
1 point: mosey
2 points: 
• Nur
• Side shuffle
• Carioca 
3 points: 
• Farmer Carry – 1 coupon
• Lunge walk (BW)
4 points: 
• Nur w 1-coupon
• Lunge walk w 1-coupon
5 points: 
• nur or F-Carry w DOUBLE coupon
10 points:
• Lunge-walk w double coupon
•  burpee-broad-jump up & back
• Roll tire up, flip it back
• Lt-Dan magic legs up/crawl-bear down
MARY: kettlebell slalom… That’s all we had time for
ANNOUNCEMENTS: operation love (turkey collection for 11/23), other newsletter stuff
COT: held… Fifth core principle

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45/15 Gear Fiesta @ Da Bahx

WARMUP: The usual suspects & a bit of Ye Olde “Stretchy-stretch”
THE THANG: 3 rounds of ~ 15 min. gear/pain… then ~ 5 min. Convo. on the Queen

Round-1: 3 pax take on Burning Skidmark
Switch positions each side of the triangle

Extra Pax have choice of Gorilla-Smashes or Sledgehammer on Tire
Rotate new pax onto Burning skidmark
– Repeat until time is called

Discussion: Core Idea:
– The Queen = discipline over input. You can’t “out-King your Queen.”
– Pride whispers that we can outwork bad habits or outshine accountability—this is the Queen of narcissism pretending she serves the King.
Discussion Questions:
1. What’s one area where you’ve tried to “out-King your Queen”—to compensate for poor discipline with more effort or pride?
2. How can physical training mirror spiritual or emotional discipline?
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Round-2: Same as R.1… but now w/ RAM-JAM
Switch positions at the turn

Extra Pax have choice of mace-Swings … or … Tire-Flips
an attempt at the “wheel of burden“ was made, but abandoned for safety reasons.

– After full rotation, jog to far end zone. Run forward 20 yards, back 10… Repeat. Each stop, add five Merkins.

Discussion: Core Idea:
– Guardrails protect acceleration. The faster you move, the higher the need for discipline.
– Portion control = stewardship, not restriction. Life/Heart change always beats rule-following.
– Accountability prevents drift—especially when comfort or ego dulls your senses.
Discussion Questions:
4. What’s a “Queen” in your life other than food—something that offers comfort but slowly takes control?
5. Who holds you accountable when you start believing your own excuses?
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Round 3:
Partner up… 1 pax takes Cindie (on Grass) to light pole
Murder-Bunny-humpers out to pole …
Resurrection Bunnies back

Partner performs w/ Cindie:
deadman-to-barbarian (2-Bi/2-Tri)
Swap upon return
Repeat until all pax cycle through
Run to our end zone, same as after R-2, But now with squats at the yard lines.
———————-
Discussion: Core Idea:
Bricklaying = daily habit formation.
The King = your purpose (faith, family, legacy).
Misplaced priorities and narcissism threaten that King by exalting self over service.
Discussion Questions:
7. What’s a “Brick” you could lay this week—one simple, sustainable act to better serve your Queen?
8. When have you seen self-focus (narcissism, image, pride) pull men off mission?

MARY: There’s something about her….
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bourbon, Christmas, Turkey day converg.
COT: Worked it in – Yup…

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Reps and reps

WARMUP: SSH, Windmill, off cadence merkins, low slow squat, moroccan neck guy clubs
THE THANG: circuit, beginning with 8 reps each, increasing by 2 reps each time through
DL
Goblet squat
Merkins
OH press
kettlebell cleans
split squat each leg
Single leg DL
Repeat +2 reps

Farmers Carry, Rack carry, OH carry, farmers carry

25 KB swings
25 Merkins
Plank

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Modern-day Warriors

Two of us four-cornered the band lot and discussed modern-day warriors. Here’s what we did:

Warm-Up
– Jog around the football field
– Stretches
– 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
– 10 Windmills (IC)

The Thang

4 Corners
– Corner 1 – 10 Merkins
– Corner 2 – 10 Merkins, 20 Squats
– Corner 3 – 10 Merkins, 20 Squats, 30 SSHs
– Corner 4 – 10 Merkins, 20 Squats, 30 SSHs, 40 Plank Jacks
Repeat
Repeat, dropping one exercise per corner
Repeat, 5 reps per corner

NMM
The discussions I lead come from a myriad of sources. Sometimes it is something I read, hear on the radio, or see on social media. Today’s discussion came from this video https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1LtLM8D7gF/?mibextid=wwXIfr.
I very well could have had the same conversation with my dad, but it would have been fishing and not bow hunting. It made me wonder, what is our role as a modern-day warrior? I think it is protecting the vulnerable.

In “American Sniper,” Wayne Kyle tells his sons the following:
“There are three types of people in this world: sheep, wolves, and sheepdogs. Some people prefer to believe that evil doesn’t exist in the world, and if it ever darkened their doorstep, they wouldn’t know how to protect themselves. Those are the sheep. Then you’ve got predators who use violence to prey on the weak. They’re the wolves. And then there are those blessed with the gift of aggression, an overpowering need to protect the flock. These men are the rare breed who live to confront the wolf. They are the sheepdog.”

We are to be the sheepdog, protecting the herd because they can’t protect themselves. Don’t be a sheep and never be a wolf.

Being a warrior today means having the moral backbone to confront wrong, even when it costs you comfort or reputation.
– Speaking truth in a culture that prefers silence.
– Protecting women and children from harm or exploitation.
– Standing up for integrity in the workplace or community.
The warrior doesn’t look for a fight, but he refuses to back down from one that protects others.

Ephesians 6:13: “Therefore take up the whole armor of God… having done all, to stand firm.”

True strength always bends toward mercy.

Jesus, the ultimate Warrior-King, fought for the weak — not by crushing His enemies, but by bearing their burdens.
– He healed the sick, touched the outcasts, and defended the accused (John 8:1–11).
– He confronted hypocrisy and injustice (Matthew 23).
– He laid down His life for His friends (John 15:13).
Being a modern-day warrior means using your strength to shelter, not to dominate, but to make others feel safe, not small.

Protection today means:
– Guarding your family from spiritual drift and moral compromise.
– Mentoring the young and defending the overlooked.
– Giving your time, presence, and strength to those who cannot repay you.

Proverbs 31:8–9:
“Speak up for those who cannot speak for themselves, for the rights of all who are destitute.”

1 Corinthians 16:13:
“Stand firm and act like men. Do everything in love.”

A modern-day warrior is not a man who seeks conflict, but one who refuses to let evil go unchecked. He leads with love, stands with courage, and fights with faith – using his strength to protect, not to harm.

Men, hold the middle when the enemy is at the door!

Aye!
IJ

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You can’t out-Merkin a BigMac.. but you can try

WARMUP:
– 25 SSH
– 10 Windmills
– 15 Imperial Walkers
– 10 Moroccan Night Club
– Mosey 1 lap around the parking lot

THE THANG:
1. Improvement contest -> Record the results
1. 1 minute Merkins
2. 1 minute Big Boy Situps
3. 1 minute Shoulder taps
4. 1 minute Mountain Climbers

2. Big Mac Burn-off -> takes 2,000 merkins to burn off a Big Mac
– 7 rounds EMOM – 10 merkins then plank

3. Whopper Crunch -> takes 3,300 situps to burn off a Whopper
– 25 big boy situps
– 25 American Hammers
– Mosey 1 lap of the parking lot
– repeat

4,.Chick-fil-a Challenges -> burning off one spicey nugget, one spicy rep at a time.
– 25 Mountain Climbers
– 10 Shoulder taps
– 25 Mountain Climbers
– Mosey 1 lap of the parking lot
– Repeat

5. Sweet Tea-Spring -> 700 jumping for one glass of sweet tea
– 50 jumping jacks
– 25 squats
– Mosey 1 lap
– Repeat 2

MARY:
– 5 Burpees OYO

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Trash pickup Nov 1
– Massey blood drive Nov 1
– Beers for Beetus Nov 1
– Christmas Party Dec 12th
– Ruck and Roll – Dec 13th
– 4B’s – Nov 7th
– Charlotte Half Marathon – 11/15
– Family Care
– Bethel Men’s Shelter – Nov 6th
COT:

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Tribute to the Boss

Soundtrack: Amazon Music Playlist: ”The Boss F3 30/30 Playlist”

Warmup: Merkins. Big Boys. Cherry Pickers. Planks. Bear Crawls.

Mosey to cinder blocks on the other side of campus.
Farmers carry two cinder blocks for a small lap after each exercise.
1. Jump Squats with Cinder Block. Oyo
2. Cinder Block Press (On your Back). Cadence.
3. Cinder Block Swings. Oyo.
4. Cinder Block Curls. Cadence.
5. Burpees. Oyo.
6. Skull Crushers. Cadence

Mosey back to the COT area.

Dora. 100 Merkins. 200 Squats.
The partner bear crawls to the light pole, and then moseys back.

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Gone fishin at the yard

WARMUP: SSH-IC, 5-Burpees, ImpW-IC, 4-Burpees, cherry pickers-IC, 3 Burpee, HillW-IC, 2 Burpee‘s, windmill-IC,

10-Burpees (2.0 failed to recognize pattern…)
Mosey to Football field

THE THANG: #1: Go Fish Fitness Game
Concept: Each team “fishes” for cards to make a match 
Setup: Place deck at top of hill / Pax form groups on the field.
How to Play:
1 One PAX per group goes to the deck, draws a card, and brings it back.
2 Each new card drawn = a new “round” of a light exercise for the waiting group.
3 When a group has two of the same rank (like two 7s), they call out “Go Fish!” and everyone does the exercise for that rank together.
finish when deck is empty

Card Exercise Key (for when a “Go Fish” match happens):

Black Card
h (AMRAP)
A-4
Squats (w/ or w/o Jump)
5-9
Shoulder taps or CDD’s
10-K
Seal Jacks

RED Card
Exercise (AMRAP)
A-4
Plank (+ “High-Five” your kid/ partner)
5-9
Step-back Lunges (5 ea leg)
10-K
March in Place w/ Arm Circles

THANG #2: Chicken Wing 4 Corners Use ½ Football Field… we only had time for two rounds
Mild Wings – 12 Reps 
• Round 1: Seal Jacks
• Round 2: LBCs
•  MOT: Bear Crawl or Side-Lunge-Walk

Medium Wings – 9 Reps
• Round 1: SSH
• Round 2: Gas Pumpers
•  MOT: Toy Soldiers

Hot Wings – 6 Reps 
• Round 1: Smurf Jacks
• Round 2: Big Boys 
•  MOT: Carioca

Thermonuclear Wings – 3 Reps 
• Round 1: Bomb Jacks
• Round 2: Iron Eagle Protractor (AKA Hello Ladies)
 MOT: Walk

MARY: circle of [hate]…”dislike“ (1 PAX calls exercise and bear crawls around perimeter while others engage).

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter stuff

COT:  2.0’s → they hold their own COT ~ 20 yards away…
Men shared prayers for ailing friends and loved ones

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