Too much candy

WARMUP: Quick Mosey around HT parking lot to pick up Cubbie who came in hot
THE THANG:
Mosey to the bottom of Grant Farm Drive by the fountain.
11s called where PAX will do 1 squat at the bottom and 10 BBSU at the top entrance to the fire station. There was some confusion as to which side was which as the Q’s instructions may not have been consistent, but we got through it.
Walking 10 count and off to the traffic circle on Stockbridge Dr. The PAX formed a tight circle and did a bearcrawl of pain. 1 PAX bear crawled around the ring while everyone did AMRAP on an exercise that was NOT called by the bear crawler (so you can’t stick anyone with burpees).
Two rounds of that and there was just enough time to trot back to CoT for
MARY:
90 seconds of mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Events aplenty, check that newsletter
COT:
Circle of trust was established. What’s on the hearts of the PAX? A prayer for the leadership we attain through F3.

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Burpee Buffet

The darkness of the Corral did not stop 6 men from attending this morning’s beatdown. Disclaimer, 5 core principles for the FNG then short mosey for COP.
Windmills x10
Burpee/SSH comb 1/4
Imperial Walkers x15
Burpee/SSH comb 2/8
HB Walkers x15
Burpee/SSH comb 3/12
Squats x 10
Burpee/SSH comb 4/16
Cherry picker x10
Burpee/SSH comb 5/20
Mosey to the traffic circle
Burpee/SSH comb 6/24
Mosey to the fountain
Burpee/SSH comb 7/28
Next, plank bear crawl to the top of the hill. All pax in a plank, man in back crawled to the front, continue to the top.
Burpee/SSH comb 8/32
Mosey to Sonic.
Burpee/SSH comb 9/36, lunge walk to the end of the parking lot.
Mosey to Grace Church
Burpee/SSH comb 10/40
Mosey to Express oil, Step ups and dips
Burpee/SSH comb 11/44
Back to COT
Burpee/SSH comb 12/48, LBCs and Flutters

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The Kickoff of the Funhouse Farewell Tour

WARMUP:
I am certain we warmed up.

THE THANG:
It occurred to me as I sat to write this, that I have no idea (since it was a MONTH ago) what all we did that morning. I usually have a plan written out ahead that I either commit to memory, or will even shove a printout in my pocket to reference just in case. I didn’t do that this time. I know that I tried to call a few of the favorites of <@UGNDJBDU3> in his honor. I know we hit The Zipper and we definitely performed the Gonorrhea Burpee (because it has The Clap), but that’s all I really recall…

Now, the only person likely to read this is <@UGU3XR5RP>, but I just got painfully convicted about not writing Backblasts in a timely nor efficient manner. As I was looking back to see if I could find this weinke, I discovered that I have the BB from both my FNG post (administered by <@UN6U5PXNJ> and <@U08GGTLHL>) and from my VQ at The Armory.

<@U07QXBKKF5F> joined us as an FNG that morning. As it turns out, this came at a critical time in his life… and is hopefully blessing it. But, I failed him as a Q. He now does not have the enjoyment or blessing of being able to go back and read the report from his first post and reflect on that in the same way that I do. The first day I posted, I was sure I was going to die when Pusher said, “And now for the second half, I’ll hand this off to Jekyll”. I didn’t understand how the toughest workout I had ever done to that point in my adult life could have a SECOND HALF.

That’s a cherished memory. So, for Road Rash and every man after him, I commit to writing BackBlasts, making them interesting and timely, and hyping the reading of them after the fact. I also will attempt to persuade other men to do the same.

MARY: No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.

COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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Smells like Teen Spirit. Wait, no, it smells like Golden Corral

WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Windmill
Cherry Picker
Peter Parker
THE THANG:
Millenial workout
Do 100 reps of an exercise, 10 exercises total.
After each exercise, run 100m lap
1.) Burpees (these were fun!)
2.) SSH
3.) Calf Raises
4.) LBC
5.) Merkins
6.) Mtn Climbers
7.) Lunges
8.) Flutters
9.) Squats
10.) Dying Cockroach

MARY: no Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Golf Outing Oct 28th
COT: prayers for WNC

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The Slowest of Burns

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Picker, Moroccan Nightclub
1. THE THANG: Mosey, 50 Big Boy, 10 Imperial Walker, 10 Hillbilly Walker, 10 Merkin, Mosey, 50 Hello Dolly, 10 Imperial Walker, 10 Hillbilly Walker, 10 Merkin, Mosey, 50 LBC, 10 Imperial Walker, 10 Hillbilly Walker, 10 Merkin, Mosey, 50 Flutter Kick, 10 Imperial Walker, 10 Hillbilly Walker, 5 Merkin, Mosey, Toy Soldier, time for stretching, Lunge Walk to COT (50ish yards), 10 Imperial Walker, 10 Hillbilly Walker, 5 Merkin, 20 Heel Touch
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/28 Convergence
COT: Prayers for family and friends

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Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags

Zig zag the Teeter parking lot

– Merkins: 25 single ct cadence / sprint to other side of lot; 20 IC, sprint…15…10…5
– Squats/NUR, 25, 20, 15, 10, 5
– CCD/Power skips – 25, 20, 15, 10, 5
– SSH/High knees – 25, 20, 15, 10, 5
– Cossack squats – 25
COT

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O’Riley Triple Check

WARMUP:
lap around parking lot
circle up for COP warm-up
– 25 SSH
– 10 Windmills
– 20 mountain climbers
– 10 plank jacks
– 10 Moroccan Nightclubs
– 10 Imperial Squat Walkers

Jog along front of shops. stopping at every white bench to do 5 burpees (for a total of 20).

THE THANG:
Run to front of O’Riley Auto Parts.
Get in groups of 3 for Triple Check:

1 person in people chair
1 person doing exercise (below)
1 person running far side of Oil Change and do 3 box jumps on concrete half-wall. this increased to 7 box jumps as we progressed through the exercises.

1. Merkins
2. Heels to heaven
3. Seal jacks
4. Box Cutters
5. Shoulder Taps
6. Freddie Mercury s
7. CDDs
8. LBCs
9. Overhead claps
10. Flutters

Got through the list, headed back to COT.

Great work done by all, and we had a fun and lively discussion. Thanks to Half Shell for the opportunity to lead!

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Pull thru day

Started with some basic warm-ups then grabbed bags and headed over to baseball field. 2 cone workout. Cone 1 exercises: 10 over the shoulders, 20 pull thru, 10 clean and squats, 20 LBCs w/bag overhead, 10 walk over merkins. Cone 2 exercises: 10 curls, 20 pull thru, 10 diaper changers, 20 bent over rows, 10 squats w/bag. Did all exercises at cone 1 then bear hug carry bag to other cone. Do everything at cone 2 then bear crawl and drag bag back to 1. Do cone 1 again over head carry to c2. Do c2 then front rack carry back to 1.
Split up into 2 teams. Each team gets in plank and has to pass thru 2 sandbags. When you’re done run to end of line in order to move across entire field. Repeat in opposite direction. Next relay is one bag per team. Guy in back has bag and runs serpentine thru tram to front. Then pass bag from front to back. If bag drops whole team does 5 burpees. Next relay is in seated position and team is flipping bag from one end to the other. When done PAX runs to end to keep line going. Last relay was football snap the bag between the legs to next PAX. Run and repeat. Always fun to have some team competition and seeing guys try to figure out how to accomplish things together. Times up, back to COT. Thx for opportunity Farmers!

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