Always good to Q especially a location that I was former site Q at. Start with a nice disclaimer and let everyone know they showed up to the best and hardest workout of the day in The Fort.
Mosey around school grounds at a brisk pace. Warmup 20 SSH, 20 merkins, 20 flutters repeat.
Mosey to pullup bars
5 pullups-20 big boys
4 pullups- 16 big boy
3 pullups- 12 big boy
2 pullups- 8 big boy
1 pullup- 4 big oy
work back up the ladder.
Mosey to bus parking partner up Wheel barrow around parking lot when you switch 5 bomb jacks each.
Mosey to wall Balls to wall/ chair sit with shoulder presses x’s 3 sets each
Mosey to benches 15 derkins, 15 box jumps, 15 dips
set 2 10 of each
set 3 5 of each
Mosey to COT
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Keep everyone safe and injury free.
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Backdraft out…
Tag: JWOW
Wegmans at Snakepit
When asked to Q here I assumed it was too far. It was only 8 minutes from YHC house. The Coop is about 3, so hard to argue passing that one up.
Disclaimer was disclaimed and off we went. Took the bells over near one part of the parking lot. I had a box with exercises written down on them.
normal warmup. Nothing fancy. Nothing out of the ordinary.
partnered up. Partner 1 performs exercises while partner 2 runs the lap. The goal was to not let your partner beat your rep count, otherwise there was a man-maker penalty that was not enforced.
The exercises, in no particular order, were:
Squats,
Curls,
KB Swings.
Merkins.
Kid Launcher 45 degree angle shoulder raise.
Overhead press
some others?? Bobber destroyed the box with the exercises.
we also lunge walked and squatted some more
finished it up with some Mary
Thanks for the opportunity 3D!
Wegmans
Wegmans and Repeat at the Coop
- QIC: Wegmans, Repeat
- When: 11/27/2019
- Pax: Beast, Cake Boss, Harry Carry, JWOW, Long Duck, Long Shanks, Repeat, Ruby Slippers, Sasquatch, Sawdust, Shield, Squid, Wegmans, World Wide Leader, Youts
- Posted In: Ring of Fire
Since this was Repeat’s 2nd VQ, YHC led the warmup. Nothing fancy. Nothing special.
Partnered up near JROTC building. P1 runs to the top of the loop, 25 Merkins whiles P2 is doing LBCs. Switch once P1 returns. Next is 25 bomb jacks and flutters. Last is 25 monkey humpers and Rosalitas. Hand off to Repeat.
Repeat ran us up near the band field. There is a covered walkway with lights. At the first light we did 5 Merkins and 5 LBCs. At the next light we added 5 to each exercise so 10 and so on and so forth. Repeat estimates we did roughly 280 reps of each exercise.
Thanks for the opportunity to lead Punchlist.
Wegmans
Preparation at the Armory
19 PAX at The Armory
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Workout is pretty clear from the outline I think.
We ran a bit in between the reps for the Thang…..at an allegedly fast pace….pretty sure it was slow on the Fish Sticks scale. Also we did 60 SSH….a real crowd pleaser. Alternating between Mtn Climbers and a Yoga sequence over and over and over was also “well” received.
I did use my handy cheat codes on my forearms to keep myself on task. It’s cheaper than buying one of those quarterback play-caller wrist bands like OldBay has, but decidedly less cool. Forgot what DD (Downdog) stood….But on a Mosey Shady reminded me; at which point, I was glad for his assistance and that we’d already done that sequence in the warmup.

Mary to close out:
– Windshield Wipers
– Flutters
– restarted the Thang from 5 reps and built up (crowd pleaser) got to 10
– Pigeon Lunge
COT
NMM:
Advent is about Preparation. How are we preparing ourselves daily to handle our Jester(s) beyond just fitness?
Thanks to JWOWW for the invitation to Q. Great to have such a group of HIM present.
Band Camp Dismissed
Colosseum- KISS (you know what it stands for)
- QIC: Backdraft
- When: 11/26/2019
- Pax: Floppy Disk, Hardwood, JWOW, Ltrain, Quack Attack, Ruby Slippers, Shield
- Posted In: Convergence, Pre-Blast, The Colosseum, The Fort, The Ranch
Always one of my favorite AOS in the Fort. A great place that makes you want to work. I like to KISS (keep it simple st&#%d)
We had a little disclaimer and intro and were off.
couple laps around the parking lot and circle up for a quick warmup.
22 SSHs
10 windmills
22 Mtn Climbers
6 inches with slow 10 count x 2
head down road for dynamic stretching and let the games begin.
light poles
1. 5 burpees.
2. 5 burpees, 10 plank jacks.
3. 5 burpees, 10 plank jacks, 15 merkins
4. 5 burpees, 10 plank jacks, 15merkins, 20 squats
5. 5 burpees, 10 plank jacks, 15merkins, 20 squats, 25 LBCs
Mosey down road. Pick up piece of rip rap
10 chest presses, 10 curls, 10 shoulder presses x 3 sets
Hill repeats mosey to top 10 merkins, 15 squats mosey to bottom 5 burpees. flutter kicks until 6 finishes 3 sets.
Indian run back to light poles.
1. 5 burpees.
2. 5 burpees, 10 plank jacks.
3. 5 burpees, 10 plank jacks, 15 merkins
4. 5 burpees, 10 plank jacks, 15merkins, 20 squats
5. 5 burpees, 10 plank jacks, 15merkins, 20 squats, 25 LBCs
COT- like I said KISS.
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Overcome
7 boot campers and 3 runners posted at Laces In/Out this morning. The cool temperature was perfect for a hideous beat down. We did hill repeats because today’s message was focused on overcoming inertia.
The Thang:
COP: SSH (30x), IW (20x), WM (15x), Sumo Squats (15x), MC (20x), and LBCs (15x)
Mosey to the hill near the stadium to add inertia and do the following exercises.
- 100 Yard Dash
- Jumping Squats (2x)
- Big Boy Sit Ups (3x)
- Pepper Grinders (4x)
- Burpees (5x)
- LBCs (6x)
- Sumo Squats (7x)
- Heels to Heaven (8x)
- Dips (9x)
- Calf Raises (10x)
- Merkins (11x)
- Penguins (12x)
Moleskin:
Why do we sometimes struggle to answer God’s calling and purpose for our lives? Does our own inertia stop us from making a breakthrough?
The bible shows us that Paul initially hesitated when he was called to God’s mission field. In the Acts of the Apostles 22, Jesus needed to encourage Paul to overcome his inertia. He kept telling Paul “Go,” “Get up,” “What are you waiting for?”
Paul eventually pushed through his inertia and fulfilled his mission. Paul’s story is a great illustration of how it’s sometimes tough to start your mission but you must finish strong.
Peace,
Deacon
Downpour with Roxanne at Laces In
- QIC: Frat Boy
- When: 10/31/2019
- Pax: Bonsai, Frat boy, Funhouse, JWOW, Maximus, Olaf, Senator Tressel, Trucker, White Lightning
- Posted In: Laces In
This morning was supposed to be very wet, and again the Weather professionals got it wrong. Knowing the anticipated challenges, I prepared a weinke that would allow for a covered area. And….not a drop of rain. Had to make some audibles on the fly to make sure the PAX got a good sweat in. To my surprise, 9 HIM showed up for the morning’s beat down. Only vets were present so I delivered a quick disclaimer and off we went.
Mosey to the main parking lot taking a left turn immediately because it was too windy for Trucker…mumble chatter champion. Completed the mosey and circled up in front of the drop off area near the front of the gym.
IW x 20
SSH x 25
Windmill x10
Overhead claps- x20
Happy Jacks- 5 rounds
MNC x10
Seal Jacks- x15
PAX headed over to the curb, lined up across and turned and faced the parking lot.
I spent a little time here sharing with the PAX about a recent pledge brother that took his own life last week. With that came a challenge, to think about Men that you can be impacting that need your support. Whether you think it is annoying or not, there are men out there that are desperately seeking another man to pick them up. All it takes is an additional call or text, anything to let them know you are thinking of them.
Ok, with that in mind, the PAX were instructed to do suicides to the fourth line with a numbered space. When you reach the 4th number perform the exercise listed and then run back. Hold a plank for the 6.
Round 1- Merkins x10
Round 2- CDD x10
Round 3- Burpees x10
Continued with the message to the PAX to make sure it stayed in the front of their mind during the workout. Reminding them that if it’s them that is struggling to not go through it alone.
Next Mosey was to the breezeway area at the football stadium.
Circle up. I had prepared a little Roxanne workout in anticipation of the downpour that didn’t happen. After some brief fumbling with the technology, off we went.
Roxanne, you don’t have to…- flying squirrels
In between- The Pax were doing Seal Jacks.
This got the blood going! Of course I am a sweater, but there some extra puddles around me during this. It looked like the PAX were enjoying it as well.
Immediately after the song, we jumped into the Deck of Death.
Spades- CDD
Hearts- Monkey humpers
Clubs- Plank Jacks
Diamonds- wide arm Merkins
Joker- 5 burpees
We made it through about ¾ of the deck and the runners joined us for the last few.
Back to COT
Announcements– Newsletter
Praises– for the PAX who showed up. I was reminded this morning that being in the gloom makes a positive impact on our daily lives. This does mean you necessarily have to participate in the workout if you are on the IR. I encourage PAX on the IR to show up with a partner and walk and enjoy some fellowship.
Prayers-
Bonsai’s Wife’s grandmother
Cyclops Dad
The family of my brother whose life ended too soon
My wife’s student who passed away
Injured PAX
Marriages
Any I missed
Additional thoughts on challenging us as men and fathers to enjoy the moment and practice patience as best as you can.
Mental Health- I will repeat this over and over, you are not alone. Engage, ask, and reach out. If not, this is just a workout.
Thanks for the opportunity and for showing up on this rainy day.
Frat Boy
Bite size tennis ball family
- QIC: Shady
- When: 10/08/2019
- Pax: Alright Alright Alright, Floppy Disk, Hardwood, Jekyll, JWOW, L Train, Piston, Pusher, Shady
- Posted In: The Colosseum
A nice and cool morning turned into something a bit warmer about 3 min in. 9 PAX took the DRP and after a quick, and non-energetic into as called out by Jekyll, YHC jumped out to a quick mosey. Stopping in front of the elementary school entrance, we circled up for a warm-up.
SSH x25, windmills x10, low slow squats x10, imperial and hillbilly walkers x10, merkins x10, and finished off with some stretching: lunge stretches including runners stretch and hamstrings as well as some downward dogs and honeymooners. Enough with the stretching and off to The Thang!
Ran over to the parking lot in the back where the basketball hoops are located and grabbed a tennis ball out of the box. Everyone was instructed to put their family’s initials on a ball (M and 2.0s) as this was going to be carried around by them for the morning for an extra reminder of why they’re trying to get better. Family is always going to be with us and to get that extra push or to be mindful of what’s important, the tennis ball fam was going to tag along for the ride! 3 stations with written exercises were located throughout the parking lot. Instructions were to run to the sheet of paper and do the exercise at the top and the run back to the center where the music was located for 1 burpee. Then back to the sheet for the next exercise, back to the center and so on. Once all the exercises were done from the 1 sheet, the PAX were told to run back to the center and finish with 5 burpees. Then onto the next sheet until all 3 sheets had been completed.
Sheet 1:
- 10 hand release merkins
- 20 knee tuck jumps
- 25 CDD
- 30 lunges (total)
- 50 plank shoulder taps
Sheet 2
- 40 ski jumps (double count)
- 30 squats
- 60 calve raises (out/reg/in – 20 each)
- 20 diamonds
- 50 SSH
Sheet 3
- 25 merkins
- 40 mountain climbers (wrote single count, we did double)
- 30 american hammers (double count)
- 30 plank jacks (double count)
- 50 LBC
Some exercises were done in cadence at sheet 3 to keep the PAX together. There were a couple instances when we returned closer to the music where Pusher gave us some karaoke solos from the early 90s rap and beastie boys jamming….it was delightful. Since we had a few min left, it was a race to sheet 1 where first place picked one exercise to do (Jekyll for the hand release), 4th place to sheet 2 with the selection (L Train I think with the squats) and second to last to sheet 3 (Hardwood maybe for the mountain climbers). (and this is why you don’t wait until the weekend to write a back blast b/c I can’t remember Tuesday!)
We scooped up the sheets and headed for COT for a blinding name-o-rama, announcements, and TAPs. Tennis ball families were retained by the PAX for their own usages. Appreciate the call over to the Colosseum as YHC has been overdue for a Q.
Shady….AYE!
Minnow Pond Back Blast
- QIC: Jekyll
- When: 10/03/2019
- Pax: Atticus, Dark Helmet, Funhouse, Jekyll, JWOW, Pusher, Shady, Straight Up, Tesh
- Posted In: Minnow Pond
BB- Perfect conditions if you like 90% humidity and August like conditions. Straight Up was a beast on the up and down hills. Funhouse had perfect burpee form and the rest of us did our best to keep up.
From Launch:
Take off down White, Right on Massey, Right on Harris. At intersection of Harris and Yorktown, Plank it up and wait for #6.
The Thang:
- Harris/Yorktown is center of tripod. 10 burpees at center
- Head down Harris. At end: 20 squat #asstograss
- Run to Center
- Head down Yorktown. At end: 20 LBC
- Run to Center
- Head down Harris (opp direction). At Riverwood: 20 CDD
- Run Center
Rinse/Repeat, #AMRAP until time called. Be at Center at 0555 for run back to COT. 2 rounds will get you 4.5 +pain.
Get it? Got it? Good.
Bring your smokeboots and a zest for pain.
Jekyll
Let’s Make a Deal at The Armory
- QIC: Frat Boy
- When: 09/30/2019
- Pax: Airborne, Cyclops, Field and Stream, Fish Sticks, Frat boy, Hardwood, JWOW, Piston, Trucker, Uhaul
- Posted In: The Armory
10 PAX decided to take the challenge and show up on a balmy morning. NO FNG’s, disclaimer disclosed and off we went. Mosey went probably further than some PAX would have wished but wanted to switch up a little bit. Heading off FH campus and down across the street. Let the PAX know that once Trucker stopped complaining, we would head back.
Circle up
- SSH x30
- LS Squats x10
- Windmill x10
- Cherry Picker x10
- MNC x25
- Arm Circles x10 forward/back
- Peter Parker- x10
- Parker Peter- x10
- Down Dog
- Honey Mooner
Grab your bell and head to the far right parking lot of the Church. I had set it up for a game of Let’s Make a Deal after experiencing it the previous week at a Knoxville workout at the Abyss with Cinderblocks.
Each corner of the parking lot (under light posts) had 3 cards. One has a number of reps on each side. One has an exercise on each side. One has a traveling exercise on each side.
Only one side of the card is visible… Content of the other side is unknown.
PAX take turns choosing for each card to take what’s face up, or make a deal and switch to the unknown side…
Station 1:
single arm Tricep Extensions/(Goblet squats), 30/(50), Crawl Bear/(over-head mosey)
Station 2:
KB flutters/(KB Merkins), 30/(50), Lunge walk/(KB-icide)
Station 3:
KB Swings/(one-hand OHP), 30/(20), backwards overhead/(KB Broad Jump)
Station 4:
Single arm curls/single arm rows, 30/(50), KB-icide/(Bunny Hop)
The PAX decided on Round 1 they liked everything facing up, except the MOT for some. The Bunny Hop with the KB was a crowd pleaser. I added in the KB-icide, having had the privilege of these in Knoxville.
We completed all stations twice and did all the counts/exercises listed. Great work!
Mosey to the next parking lot closer to COT and partner up. With about 10 min to go, a mini DORA was the perfect way to close it out.
50- snatches
75- LBC
100- two-handed triceps extensions
Partner 1 runs to the bottom of the parking lot and back, while Partner 2 does the exercise. Switch and repeat until completed.
Everyone got it done. Always pick up the 6. It was great to see PAX stepping up to make sure our fellow brothers finished strong and with support.
Back to COT
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Prayers:
Cyclops Dad facing Pancreatic Cancer fight. Our prayers are with you and your family Brother.
Prayers for families, kids (teenagers), and Mental Health
I shared a quick topic from the sermon Sunday at Church on storytelling. Too often our kids are getting their information from social media, instead of the stories in the Bible. By no means am I an expert on this, but I challenged the PAX who are walking their Faith, or trying to get better, to share some of the great teachings in the Bible with their 2.0’s.
Thanks for the opportunity to lead.
Frat Boy