Purple Unicorns with Glitter Accents

Nice morning at The Armory.

Ran the bells across the lot. dropped and circled for a warm-up.
walkers (Imperial/Hillbilly), merkins, squats, LBC, Rinse & R.

7 boards set out. Rotate from one board to the next with a short run in between. Boards had bell exercise 15 count, both sides (L & R), non-bell exercise, finished by a 10 count bell exercise, both sides.

Returned across the lot with the boards and flipped the one at a time until time ran out.

Lots of lifting.

Thanks for the opportunity, first bell Q in many, many years.

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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Will you wash my hair?

WARMUP:
SSH
Merkins
CDD
Low slow squats

THE THANG:
Today was a test of 3S2T

Speed:
Hill sprints x3

Mental toughness and stamina:
Playground
Dead hangs 1 minute
rest and repeat

Strength:
Stations: 1 minute each. 2 rounds. Beat your count of pullups on round 2
Pull-ups
Derkins
Monkey humpers
Flutters
Dips

Stamina
Physical toughness
Mental toughness

11s of burpees and lunges
mode of transport: bear crawl
Pass the kettlebell down the line as you get to the lunge side.
When the kettlebell gets to you, do your lunges with it.

when the PAX thought we were done with this nonsense, we continued with:
11 burpees
0 lunges
mode of transport: crawl bear
12 burpees
1 reverse lunge (ie -1 lunges, so we’re still doing 11s)
13 burpees
2 reverse lunges
etc

In total, there should have been 120+ burpees

MARY:
no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
In our fatigue, I totally forgot to do name-o-rama

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Polygon of Pain

WARMUP:
– Quick lap around the parking lot
– COP – SSH, Windmill, MNC, Cherry Pickers, Merkin and Plank

THE THANG:
Polygon of Pain – Using the outer perimeter of the parking lot (roughly shaped like a pentagon), complete exercises with ascending reps (5 – 10 – 15 – 20 – 25) at each of the 5 stations…totaling 75 reps on each lap.
– Lap 1: Burpee
– Lap 2: CDD
– Lap 3: Jump Squat
– Lap 4: American Hammer
– Lap 5: Dips
– Lap 6: Overhead Clap
– Lap 7: Lunge
– Lap 8: LBC
– Lap 9: Merkin
– Lap 10: Shoulder Tap
– Lap 11: BBSU
– Lap 12: WAM

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The way things were

This Weinke was stolen from @Anchorman
Do day one, run around medical building.
Plank for 6.
Do day two, day one then around the building, etc

1 Donkey Kick
2 WAM
3 Jumping Lunges
4 Merkins
5 Squats
6 Burpees
7 Bombjacks
8 Sumo Squats
9 CDD
10 Flutters IC
11 Monkey Humpers
12 Diamond Merkins

During Plank we got to hear about each PAX’s favorite place from where they grew up that was still there last time they went back. Slash and I had a bit of back-n-forth because the Greenway wasn’t really here when we were growing up and so much has changed in Fort Mill. Plus we both lamented Tony’s Pizza burning down.

@Cheddah- Jones Donuts
@Weezer- Al’s Fries
@OldBay- Breaker’s Pool Hall
@Mainframe- Texas Tavern
@Cyclops- Alfee’s Pizza
@JWOW- Vinny’s Pizzarama
@dilbert – Baseball Field
@Change Order- Intercoastal Waterway
@Flounder- Mosquitoes (WTH? Your favorite?)
@Esso- The Complex
@Slash- Village Pizza
@Shady- Sweet Sensations ice cream (and massage parlor?)
@Band Camp- Bartlett Tree Farm

An honor to lead.

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Sweet Home Alabama

WARMUP: none
THE THANG: run the Alabama loop
ANNOUNCEMENTS: jaeger, some bbq thing
COT: prayers praises etc.

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February fun w/VQ and bear crawls

WARMUP:
THE THANG: 11s merkins, big boy sits. wall sits while partner does 10 of any excercise Line up along the fence line of field #1
Round 1: Bear crawl to end of field. Stop at light posts for 5, 10, and 15 merkins, run back to the start.
Round 2: Lunge walk to the end of the field: 5, 10, 15 squats, run back.
Round 3: Crabwalk to the end of the field: 5, 10, 15 dips, run back.
Round 4: Run to the end of the field: 5, 10, 15 burpees, run back.

Mosey to the playground, split up into the 3 groups
Group 1: 10 pullups
Group 2: Reverse step ups until group doing pullups are finished. Flapjack with group 3
Group 3: Freddie Mercury’s until group doing pullups are finished. Flapjack with group 1
Rinse and repeat two more times, with group 2 changing to big boy sit ups and hello dolly
Mosey back to field #1 for mini-Mary:
Box cutters x 20
LBC’s x 20
End with the Body Destroyer.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check news letter, prayes for D2D pax
COT: we did it

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Full Body WOD with some EDM

WARMUP:
– SSH / WM / IW
THE THANG:
– 12 exercises in pairs of 6x 2, reps always 20/23 with 1 lap after each rep. Pull-ups (3x) for the leading PAX.
1: Burpees (20) / squats (23)
2: Inch worms (20) / SSH (23)
3: Shoulder taps (20 – 1:!) / Big Boys (23)
4: J-Lo (20 – 1:1) / Dips (23)
5: Carolina Honey (20) / A-Hammer (23 – 1:1)
6: Russian Kicks (20 – 1:1) / Superman (23)
– intermediate Airborne hip exercise (crowd pleaser)
– mosey half lap, some pull-ups, stop as grassy area: Jack-Webb with Merkin + OH Claps up to 10:40
– continue lap back to pull-up bars with some more for all
– back to grassy area for alternating LBC (side core workout)
– back to COT
MARY:
– Finish last 5 min with Thunderstruck: proper way with Burpees and SSH!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Jaeger is coming: 3/11, check pre-blast and newsletter for details
COT:
– was held

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Mosey Free Friday

WARMUP: 10 each- Cherry Pickers, Moroccan NC
THE THANG:
ROUND 1
2 rounds of Tabata 60 seconds with 30 second rest. PAX was challenged to beat the first count on the second round. They probably went soft expecting a 3rd round but I failed to meet their expectations 😂
The Exercises-
Merkins
Squats
Burpees
Big boys
Shoulder taps
LBC’s
Lunges

ROUND 2
Dora with lunge walk out and toy soldier back mode of transportation.
100- Merkins
200- Dips
300- Squats

MARY: 2-rounds
ANNOUNCEMENTS: News Letter
COT:Had to be there

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