A Stacked Deck at The Pit

WARMUP: Run the parking lot but only a very little. Some Windmills, Merkins and Imperial Walkers.

THE THANG: We played cards so for the newer guys, every number represents the rep count with face cards ascending in value. In general, the cards were shuffled relatively well.
Aces = 14 and a few wild cards.
In total:
Hearts: 104 Squats with weight overhead
Diamonds: 104 Thrusters
Clubs: 104 Clubs in cadence
Spades: 104 Upright Rows

MARY: Yes, a little at the end including Peter Parkers & American Hammers.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Keep an eye out for the Misogi details later today in Slack.
COT: You should’ve been there.
Until next time…

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The Pain Train

The morning was dark and thick in The Fort, and we could see the glimmer of a soft glow in the distance. It was the flickering light of the pain train, and it was headed straight towards us at an incredible rate. All we could do is brace for what was about to pull into the station.

Warmup:

1 Lap Around the school lot
10 Side Straddle Hops
10 Windmills – aka The Trucker
10 Cherry Pickers
10 Merkins
Up Dog/Honeymooner
The Leg Up Hip Thruster (Crowd Pleaser)

We moseyed over to the front of the school for some Wall Bulgarian Split Squats (left then right legs). The timer was an Indian Bear Crawl.

Moseyed over to the back of the school for a little 1st & 10.

The Thang:

There was cones lined up every 10 yards to represent the 10 yard markers on a football field. After each round we would do a lap around the track.

Round 1 – Cone 1 – 10 Burpees

Round 2 – Cone 1 & 2 – 10 Burpees & 20 CDDs

Round 3 – Cone 1, 2, & 3 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats

Round 4 – Cone 1, 2, 3, & 4 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats, 40 Flutters

Round 5 – Cone 1, 2, 3, 4, & 5 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats, 40 Flutters, 50 Clave Raises

Round 6 – Cone 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, & 6 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats, 40 Flutters, 50 Clave Raises, 40 Flutters

Round 7 – Cone 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, & 7 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats, 40 Flutters, 50 Clave Raises, 40 Flutters, 30 Squats

Round 8 – Cone 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, & 8 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats, 40 Flutters, 50 Clave Raises, 40 Flutters, 30 Squats, 20 CDD’s

Round 9 – Cone 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, & 9 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats, 40 Flutters, 50 Clave Raises, 40 Flutters, 30 Squats, 20 CDD’s, 10 Burpees

Ran/Bear Crawled to COT for prayers and praises.

Welcome FNG Snooze Button.

JWOW

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A little bit of Alpha, a little bit of The Fort

WARMUP: regular warmup with SSH Windmills IW etc
THE THANG: burpee mile. 1 mile. 100 burpees.
11’s with squats and big boy sit-ups
People’s chair and balls to the wall
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter
COT: lifting up those impacted directly and indirectly from the school shooting in Texas

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Not Your Norm

WARMUP: Alternating side shuffles to the back lot. No regular jogging or any of that other nonsense!!
5 Jumps Squats. 10 Merkins I/C, 15 Should Taps I/C. 20 Peter Parkers I/C. 25 Calf Raises I/C.
THE THANG: Starting at the first light pole, NUR (backwards run) up the long hill stopping at every other light pole for 10 Carolina Dry Docks & 15 American Hammers.
Run back down to the 1/2 wall for 25 Muscle Ups on the wall.
Come back to the parking lot and line up on the cones.
Run to the second basketball goal and back to the starting line (est 70yds total) for 5 Burpees. Repeat this 9 more times for a total of 10 rounds.
MARY: Once completed, we executed a few slow cadence, form-focused exercises.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: There’s a newsletter, read it. FNG naming didn’t take long. These 2 men, now known as Yogi & White Hot were hustling this morning. T-claps to Shower Curtain with an assist from Long Duck on bringing them out.
COT: It stays there.

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Viking Metal forever 🤟🏻

WARMUP: we did some COP and jogging back and forth
THE THANG: AMRAP with partner and chalk it was accountability and inspiring
MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: perspective!!
Are you attacking the day or dreading the day?
Are you moving forward or looking back?
Abram…aka Abraham settling in bethel was halfway from AI (dump) and God’s eventual permanent place for him
We are halfway from our past and our permanent and eternal destination….are you looking forward?? Are you ready??
Get your mind and spirit right!

8 From there he moved to the hill country on the east of Bethel and pitched his tent, with Bethel on the west and Ai on the east. And there he built an altar to the Lord and called upon the name of the Lord.

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Tour of The Mill

WARMUP: Big Lap, COP: SSH X 20
10 count: Imperial Walkers, windmill, squat, merkins, lunge/reverse lunge, shoulder taps, Low Slow squats, mountain climbers, SSHX20, 5 OYO Burpees
THE THANG: Classic pearls on a string. Sequence of exercises: Merkins, Squats, PlankJacks, Lunge, SSH. Count sequence: 10, 9, 8, etc. Run stops: Church of Christ, Loom, Hobos, Animal Hospital, another church, Town Hall, 3rd church, even another church, you get the idea.
MARY: Don’t compare yourself to others.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Prayers for children. Wisdom, understanding and peace.

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Lucky 13

WARMUP: Mosey with some movements + COP
THE THANG:
13 was the number today, as in start with 13 reps, then move to the next tree for 12 reps and repeat down to 1 rep
Burpees + Mosey
Squats + Bear crawls
Merkins + Lunge walk
1 running lap after each sequence of 13 (91 reps each for those keeping score)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read the newsletter — crazy amount of MCL in The Fort these days!
COT: Welcome to Elon and T-claps to Funhouse for the EH. He plans to post annually the Wed after Mother’s Day! and hopefully he had enough fun but not too much that we’ll see him often between now and May 2023.

Solid push by the PAX, holding each other accountable for all the reps!

Thanks for the invite Cohiba. Keep Bushwood smokin!

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What idiot called this?

PAX showed up expecting for Shady to be on Q (which explains the large numbers). They had to settle for me, but I’m just happy to be Shady’s understudy. Hope he gets back to 100% soon

WARMUP:
SSH, IW, HW, Shoulder Taps, Peter Parker, Parker Peter, Merkin

THE THANG:
Extra weight. PAX had rucks, sandbags, and bells galore in honor of Gear MAYhem

3 groups
1 took a lap and did swings for the 6
2 groups carried weight the length of the parking lot, did 10 merkins, 15 squats, and came back.

Then we rotated. After everyone got to run we add weight

Between each set of 3 rounds:
(With no extra weight on)
5 manmakers
5 cleans (each side)
5 overhead presses (each side)

We got through 3 sets of 3 rounds

At one point during set 3, I causally and in a very neutral tone mentioned that my grip was shot. Vuvuzela pointed out that he’d never heard anybody gripe about their own Q so much. Maybe I mentioned something earlier too?

MARY: Uhaul Q-jacked for Mary a little early by my clock, but he doesn’t like manmakers.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: read the newsletter, lots of community impact going on!

COT: doing one thing really well is better than 5 things done halfway. Bear reminded us today that form matters. Do a good squat.

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