Casualties and Ammo cans at the Varsity

WARMUP: Frankenstein walk, Butt Kickers, Knees to chest walk
THE THANG: 6 Stations of kettle bells and dumbbells sand bags ranging from 5lbs to 55lbs
Each HIM starts at a station conducts 5 HR Merkin 5 SQT 5 American Hammer that will increase by 5 each proceeding station when they arrive. Carry the weight around the 1/3 mile parking lot loop when your grip fails place weight down and do a lap back to the weight until you return
MARY: 30 second low Merkin hold
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Casualties and Ammo cans at the Varsity

WARMUP: Frankenstein walk, Butt Kickers, Knees to chest walk
THE THANG: 6 Stations of kettle bells and dumbbells sand bags ranging from 5lbs to 55lbs
Each HIM starts at a station conducts 5 HR Merkin 5 SQT 5 American Hammer that will increase by 5 each proceeding station when they arrive. Carry the weight around the 1/3 mile parking lot loop when your grip fails place weight down and do a lap back to the weight until you return
MARY: 30 second low Merkin hold
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The Jacobsen

WARMUP: Not really

THE THANG: The Jacobsen – For William W. Jacobsen Jr., 31. Captain William Jacobsen, 31, commanded A Company 1-24 Infantry in the 25th Infantry Division (Stryker Brigade). He was the highest-ranking officer killed on December 21, 2004 when a suicide bomber attacked a mess hall, killing him and 21 others in Mosul, Iraq.

CPT Jacobsen attended Brigham Young University where he graduated in 1998 with a degree in Business. He was also enrolled in the R.O.T.C. program.

Prior to his deployment he taught a children’s Sunday School class. Before he left he expressed his commitment to providing the Iraqi people with the opportunity to live in a democratic and free country.
CPT Jacobsen lived life to the fullest. For instance, he ran two marathons, went rappelling, and took surfing lessons in Hawaii. He was an Eagle Scout and served a two-year mission for the Church to Dallas, Texas.
Jacobsen was an example to his soldiers and leaders alike. “His battalion commander said that if he knew all Mormons fought like Bill, he would convert the whole battalion.”

He was survived by his father, Bill; his mother, Vicki, his wife, Riikka, and his four children – sons Billy III, Sedric, Yonah and daughter, Avalon. The day Bill was killed was his 9th wedding anniversary.

Get a cinderblock – head to field, leave in end zone

BUY IN
– 100 yd Bear Crawl
– 100 yd Partner Carry
– 100 yd Crawl Bear
– 100 yd Partner Carry

800M run

Start in End Zone
– 5×5 – 5 reps/5 exercises
o Merkins, Flutter with Chest Press (4ct), Curls, OH Press, Bent over Row
– 100 yds
– 10 burpees/5 manmakers
– 100 yds
– 10×5
– 100 yds
– 10 burpees/5 manmakers
– 100 yds
– 15×5
– 100 yds
– 10 burpees/5 manmakers
– 100 yds
– 20×5
– 100 yds
– 10 burpees/5 manmakers
– 100 yds
– 25×5
– 100 yds
– 10 burpees/5 manmakers
– 30×5

1 mile run

MARY: No chicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter

COT: The 5th Core Principle

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Simon Says at the Ranch

Start with a Mosey run in Parking lot
Side shuffles
High knees
Butt kickers
Toy soldiers
George Washington was born on Feb 22nd, 1732
More mosey run

Circle up for Warm up
SSH (IC 10x)
Windmill (IC 10x)
Imperial Walker (IC 10x)
Moroccan Nightclub (IC 10x)
Low Slow Squats (IC10x)
Merkin (IC 10x)
Peter Parker (IC 10x)
Plank stretches
Downward dog
Honeymooner
More mosey run
Thang 1: Bermuda Triangle
Three cones spaced 20-30 yards apart.
Start at cone 1, do one burpee, bear crawl to next cone
Cone 2, do two burpees, bear crawl to next cone
Cone 3, do three burpees, bear crawl back to cone 1, and pick up a clothes pin from the bucket
Repeat the circuit, picking up a clothes pin for each completed circuit.
More mosey run
Thang 2: Bench work
Step ups
Incline merkins
Decline merkins
Butt touch squats
Calf raises
Thang 2: Simon says
Football training style
Do what Simon says: Shuffle left, shuffle right
Exercises
SSH
Bobby Hurleys
Mountain Climbers
OH claps
Smurf jacks
LBCs
If pax breaks with Simon, they lose a clothes pin.  Change Order earned an extra clothes pin by remembering Geo. Washington’s birth date.
Simon says penalty: Pax do burpees: their count is calculated by: 20 minus number of clothes pins remaining
Mosey run to COT
Thang 3: Sally Routine
Low plank/high plank
Fini

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Simon Says at the Ranch

Start with a Mosey run in Parking lot
Side shuffles
High knees
Butt kickers
Toy soldiers
George Washington was born on Feb 22nd, 1732
More mosey run

Circle up for Warm up
SSH (IC 10x)
Windmill (IC 10x)
Imperial Walker (IC 10x)
Moroccan Nightclub (IC 10x)
Low Slow Squats (IC10x)
Merkin (IC 10x)
Peter Parker (IC 10x)
Plank stretches
Downward dog
Honeymooner
More mosey run

Thang 1: Bermuda Triangle
Three cones spaced 20-30 yards apart.
Start at cone 1, do one burpee, bear crawl to next cone
Cone 2, do two burpees, bear crawl to next cone
Cone 3, do three burpees, bear crawl back to cone 1, and pick up a clothes pin from the bucket
Repeat the circuit, picking up a clothes pin for each completed circuit.

More mosey run

Thang 2: Bench work
Step ups
Incline merkins
Decline merkins
Butt touch squats
Calf raises

Thang 2: Simon says
Football training style
Do what Simon says: Shuffle left, shuffle right
Exercises
SSH
Bobby Hurleys
Mountain Climbers
OH claps
Smurf jacks
LBCs
If pax breaks with Simon, they lose a clothes pin. Change Order earned an extra clothes pin by remembering Geo. Washington’s birth date.

Simon says penalty: Pax do burpees: their count is calculated by: 20 minus number of clothes pins remaining

Mosey run to COT

Thang 3: Sally Routine
Low plank/high plank

Fini

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Open Doors are not a Coincidence

WARMUP:
Light mosey to stadium
COP – Circle of Pain for warm up
5-6 exercises
THE THANG:
Sideline to sideline lunges, backward running, karaoke, gasers
Aka suicides
1 merkin
2 big boys
3 side straddle hops
4 squat jump
5 burpees
6 sumo squats
7 LBCs
8 good mornings
9 Bobby hurlys
10 donkey kicks
MARY:
Around the circle with some abs by committee
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Slapshot had all of the newsletter in his head
QCOT:
Whenever an opportunity comes you need to pray, discuss with Concentrica and act on it
Open doors are not a coincidence and when they shut you can’t go back
Be bold men and live life trusting SkyQ has your
CakeBoss  out 👏🏻🥓🔥

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Open Doors are not a Coincidence

WARMUP:
Light mosey to stadium
COP – Circle of Pain for warm up
5-6 exercises

THE THANG:
Sideline to sideline lunges, backward running, karaoke, gasers
Aka suicides

1 merkin
2 big boys
3 side straddle hops
4 squat jump
5 burpees
6 sumo squats
7 LBCs
8 good mornings
9 Bobby hurlys
10 donkey kicks

MARY:
Around the circle with some abs by committee

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Slapshot had all of the newsletter in his head

COT:
When an opportunity comes you need to pray, discuss with Concentrica and act on it
Open doors are not a coincidence and when they shut you can’t go back
Be bold men and live life trusting SkyQ has your
CakeBoss out 👏🏻🥓🔥

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At the Gym not In the Gym

WARMUP:
Did some warm ups
THE THANG:
3 sets of exercises
3 rounds each set
Last move to failure 😨

MARY:
Leg lifts
Bicycles
Ankle touches

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read Newsletter
COT:
Work hard Play Hard

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Blast from the Past

WARMUP: We welcomed two pax from years past and far off locales, Chino Grande and Uncle Sam! Then we got after it.
THE THANG: Based on a late night call from the bullpen by Cake Boss, the plan all along was to include the pax. We did some warmup moseying, then found our way to the far West side of the school and proceeded to follow a pearls-on-a-string path driven by each pax in Fartlek style. Each pax picked a destination, a form of transit and an exercise for the group once we reached the destination. Then he passed the baton to another pax. In each case, the pax shared how long he’s been posting and a bit about what brought him out to F3 and kept him posting. All learned, and all sweated. A good morning with welcome friends! Thanks for the Q stick CB!
COT: Yes! it’s one of the 5 core principles!

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Helluva Tabata

WARMUP: dynamic plank warmup with upward and downward dogs
THE THANG: (see attached image below)
tabata 30”exercise1 & 30” exercise2 then 30” rest — 6 exercise sets at the pull-up bars with cindys— 2 rounds

tabata 30”exercise1 & 30” exercise2 then rest 30” – 3 exercise sets in the endzone — 2 rounds

MARY: reaching pickle pointers were the crowd favorite

COT: Top Hits of 2023 were not a crowd favorite of the 9 pax in attendance. There’s always next year.

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