MILGA WRAP at Lazarus

Last WO of the year at Lazarus.

Poppins had EH’d an F&G, so a proper disclosure was given with an introduction to FOOPC. We did a short warm‑up in the parking lot while getting to know F&G, then headed to the circuit.

Mapped a quarter‑mile loop using Google Maps’ measure feature, with four stations and four different exercises at each station, each with a proper rep count, just enough where form matters and not enough if cheating yourself. My rough math made me think that would total two miles, but it’s actually just one mile, another reminder, not a professional.

Kept the group together in lieu of letting spring chickens run for fellowship and FNG welcoming. Goose was hungry for EC, had a taste and back to COT for MARY.

Proper interrogation of FNG led to name Elmer Fudd.

Prayers for better parenting, aging family members, and discernment in season of waiting.

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Merkins on Merkins

WARMUP: mosey around the parking lot with karaoke, high knees, toy soldiers, butt kicks. Circle up for SSH, cherry pickers, windmill, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, plank, etc.
THE THANG: Mosey to practice band/football lot – mode of transportation was lunge walks, stop at the 10-20-30-40-50-40-30-20-10 yard lines and do half that amount of merkins. Mode of transportation on the way back was bear crawls, stop at the 10-20-30-40-50-40-30-20-10 and do that amount of LBCs. Mosey to benches and complete – 20 dips, 20 step ups, and 20 calf raises – repeat 3 times. Mosey back to mary.
MARY: ab exercises until 6
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Party
COT: prayers and praises

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King’s Bottom loop

WARMUP: OYO
THE THANG: We Ran Dudley to Kings Bottom Loop & Back (4 to 5.5 miles)
MARY: No
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Eve convergence, Break to Dam 5k/10k, shovel flag / site changes.
COT: Columbia bus crash, Salisbury Firefighters and loved ones that are not doing well or we have lost.

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A cold day in American Jackal

WARMUP:

SSH
Merkins
Broga
Peter Parker’s
Windmill
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers

THE THANG:
Hardest quarter mile:
100m – burpee broad jump
100m – lunge walk
100m – bear crawl
100m – sprint

Mosey

Top o’ the hill
10 – merkins
10 – squats
10 – flutters

Mosey

10 – wide arm merkins
10 – calf raises
10 – box cuttahs

DORA on far side of FCMS
100 – SSH
200 – squats
300 – LBCs
MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Massey Christmas lights

WARMUP: MUST when it’s this cold
THE THANG: 4.2mi

Head towards 7-11
L on trail b/f Dobys Bridge to Neff Ct
L on Dudley drive
L on Thomas Knapp Parkway
L on Felts Pkwy
R on Callahan
R on kings bottom Dr
L on Felts Pkwy
R on Thomas Knapp Parkway
R on Dudley drive
R on dragon way
Loop around DBES and back to trail cut thru to 7-11 and home to Blue.

MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas party Friday, 4.01k charity run for Crisis Response international Saturday,

COT: men’s mental health – Speak up – you have a purpose. You are not alone. Be the light. Check on a friend.

Prayer and Praise for wedding anniversaries, baby announcements, loved ones passing, safe travels, new jobs

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The Winter of Wegs’ discontemt

WARMUP: Too cold
THE THANG: in the words of Rev. Al Green, “Take Me To The River”runners ran to the River & back. Ruckers did they own thang
MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Usual
COT: prayers & praises

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6@6

WARMUP: None
THE THANG: Suggested route to Walmart Round About through Baxter along Richard’s Crossing out to RT160
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Rosie’s magical bean ride

WARMUP: SSH, Low slow squat, windmills, imperial walkers, merkins
THE THANG: Line it up!
40 Yards of MOT, 60 yards sprint
1. Bear Crawls
2. Lunge walks
3. high knees
4. broad jumps
5. bear crawls

In between rounds, 15 Hand release merkins, 20 squats, 25 CDDs, 30 shoulder taps, 35sec plank

Pauly D – 50 yards + sprint of 50
1. NUR
2. Jog

Jack Webb from 1 to 10
1 Merkin, 4 hand claps
all the way to 10 merkins, 40 handclaps, baby!

Sevens – Apollo Onos, Leg raises.

The flag was passed, another man grows!
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Congrats Pauly D
COT:

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