Lucky 7s

WARMUP:
SSH
Merkins
Windmill
Cherry Picker
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers

THE THANG:
First 7
Run by the WEP bathrooms
Merkins / Calf Raises

Second 7
WEP amphitheater steps
Squats / V-Ups

Third 7
Bear crawls in parking lot
cDDs / Plank Jacks

Step Lunges on the curb 10 reps x3
Arm circles – 10 reps, forward and backward
Step lunge with twists – 10 reps

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Why are we doing this?

WARMUP:
– 10 Moroccan nightclubs
– 12 cherry pickers
– 10 windmills
– 10 low slow squats
Mosey, karaoke, stop at curb and do 10 incline merkins on curb in cadence
Mosey, karaoke, 10 calf raises on curb in cadence
THE THANG:
4 corners of pain and some burpees
All corners start with 50 reps each, exercises stay the same each time around
– Corner 1: squats, then run to corner 2
– Corner 2: diamond merkins, then crawl bear to corner 3
– Corner 3: bomb jacks, then nur to corner 4
– Corner 4: big boys, then bear crawl to center of basketball court and do 5 burpees
– Repeat. Reps go down to 40, then 30, 20, 10. Burpees stay at 5 each time
MARY:
Who’s Mary?
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Failure Featured

WARMUP: Cherry Pickers, Moroccan Night Club, Toy Soldiers
THE THANG: Overhead Press, Goblet Lunges, American Hammer, Suitcase Lunges, Sit Up Press, Overhead Carry
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Monkey steals the peach

WARMUP: SSH, IW, CP… all IC, mosey to WEP Amphitheater

THE THANG:
Quick Overview of 7 Knife Attacks(pax hold Al Gore)
Pax get pool-noodle-“dagger” (pic below)
Get coupon from rock pile

• Hilt, Fist, Cut, Thrust, Slash, Drag, Fillet  (High Flyers Crush Steel Targets During Fieldwork…)
• Saber Grip vs. Filipino Grip (Thumb position) – discourage reverse/Ice-Pick grip
◦ Saber better for Fist+Hilt… Filipino better for Slash & cut (protects wrist angle)
◦ Reverse Good for Hook & Trap… but not today
• Basic Stance (reverse guard hand to protect hand tendons / protect carotid)

OFFENSE
1 1 Pax does coupon Overhead presses…. Other Carves Alphabet on his Torso
◦ Flapjack
2 All but 1 Pax Holds “Coupon Cross” circle Pose (linked by rocks)…. Last pax in center  practices targeting Carotids, Brachial, and Femoral
◦ After getting all pax, trade out to next man
◦ must hold coupons high enough for slasher to access Brachial arteries & spread legs enough for Femoral access (TWSS…)

DEFENSE: hold Al Gore again during instruction 

Pax practice this w/ EMOM; Indian run style attacks on same pax practice a single technique at a time

– 4 Burpees then try MEET …
– 10 Merkins then try PASS or FOLLOW
1 Meet: Slash at their hand on the way in (+ 2x force!)… – must use free hand to check his knife hand
2 Pass: Step away, but cut wrist AS he passes
3 Follow: Step away, but backhand cut AFTER he’s gone through

CHALK KILL CHALLENGE: Swap Noodles for Sidewalk Chalk
• NO STRIKING, GRAPPLING, OR “cuts” ABOVE THE NECK
• 30 sec. Goes…. Then # reps = # “cuts”
◦ Man Makers… SSH till 6 is up
• Repeat
5:50-ish: head back to COT

“Discipline is the blade that carves out greatness. You don’t rise to the occasion—you fall to your level of training.”

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter items

COT: prayers for lost loved ones, discernment, marriages-and accountability. Therin, and upcoming outreach efforts.

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running 8 blocker

WARMUP: Broga while twister complained he doesn’t stretch enough
THE THANG: Kingsley hill repeats with 8 blocker explanation as the recovery. Would focus on running only next time during beatdown and spend 15 mins to go through 8 blocker over coffee in the future. You don’t know until you try and fail. Thanks for the feedback gents
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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8 blocker at block party

WARMUP: Broga by BOSSmen
THE THANG: doing 8 blocker leadership goals exercise. Jog to top of hill and collect writing tools. Box one fill out your Concentrica, box two your 1st F goals for the next 13 weeks. Box 3 fill out one way you are going to strengthen a relationship that is out of balance in your Concentrica box. Box 4 is one goal for improving your faith.
Back page is more personal goals in listing your jester, your mental Sharpening, your intentions with your date nights, advice to give your younger self.
MARY: we did multiple exercises in between each box. Some running, bear crawling, hill sprints, merkins, standing penguins and some other things.

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Sweep The Yard

WARMUP: MNC, Windmills, Calf Raise, LSS
THE THANG:
Did 7’s on the hill at the front entrance of the school. (Flying Squirrels & Mountain Climbers)
Ran up Springfield PKWY to the back entrance. At every light pole we did 3 merkins and 3 squats were we ran down to two pole and back one pole until we got to the end. ~ 15 poles

We went to the park benches and did 100 step ups in sets of 25 while the partner held in the plank position.

10 muscle-ups on the loading dock

25 dips on the park bench

Total mileage was 2+ miles
MARY: No Time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweaty Barry
COT: Closed in Prayer

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Sunday funday

Warmup: squats while we were waiting for the avengers to assemble.

Thang: rucked to the colosseum stopping every 10 mins for 10 merkins; 10 squats, and 10 calf raises… once at the track we did tow laps holding our ruck above our head. 5 man makers for every time you dropped the ruck. Back off for another ruck around the neighborhood across 160.

Mary: Lbc, hammers, flutters

COT: prayers and praises

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Sweaty Richard

WARMUP: Some did
THE THANG: Ran across Sutton to Richard’s, around the loop by Tesh, back out to Sutton, hooked a roger followed by another roger onto Derick’s (horrible spelling) for a quick out and back, hooked a right back onto Sutton where we then hit a Larry onto Market and took it home to Starbucks.
MARY: Don’t know her, sounds like a nice lady.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweaty Barry, Stuff the bus, Coffeeteria Convergence
COT: Very sweaty ball of men. Slow down and be grateful for the many blessings that we have.

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