We rucked over to the ear wax factory for some 7s with man makers and swings. Rucked back to COT.
Jwow
WARMUP: No warm up
THE THANG: The assembled PAX executed 14 different excercises while the appropriate scripture was read at each station. Sadly the Winke was taken by <@U5GG3SL2E> to read at quiet time during school
MARY: :05
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cannoli Run and Fast Five
COT: yes
Quick disclaimer
And warmup
5 windmills, 10 IW/10MNC
Mosey to behind school on bball courts where the pyramid of pain was set up
5 stations, 4 corners and 1 in middle
Partner up ( work is completed together)
Each of the corners had a cone with an exercise listed
LBCs, CDDs, Squats Monkey Humpers and then Hand release merkins in the middle
The corners increase by 10 each round but the HR merkins stay at 10- changed to this after realizing that having to do 4 sets per round, and increasing would be impossible. So at the corners 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 ( didn’t make it to round 5)
Mode of transport changed every round:
Bear crawls
Crawl bears
Partner carrys
Wheel barrows
Leap frogs (we didn’t make it to this round)
Two teams got through the full 4 rounds without bat flipping- lots of modifications happened so ppl took my disclaimer to heart ?
Disclaimer shared and meeting called to order. Agenda approved and new business discussed. Is Dunkin Donuts a reputable AO
WARMUP:
Slow jogging to the track!
10 reps each
Moroccan Night Clubs
Cherry Pickers
Wind :dash: Mills
Hillbilly Walkers
Imperial Squat Walkers
THE THANG:
5 laps with on the outer lanes with a North, East, West, and south poles
At each poles perform the following exercises with 10 reps each.
North = Squats
East = Merkins
South = Lunges
West = MNC
Rinse and repeat
MARY:
Light mosey to COT
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read newsletter, Fast Five, Autism Run, <#C058SJ4E5ML>; provides an opportunity for a triple crown.
COT: Stays in COT.
16 at Minnow Pond for a test of speed and math skilz.
Simple loop around town, four stops
Stop 1 – COT – Merkins
Stop 2 – Pharmacy – LBCs
Stop 3 – Parking lot – SSHs
Stop 4 – Gazebo – Squats
Back to COT for lap 2
Rep count Lap 1 was 2 for everyone
Rep count Lap 2 was 4 for everyone
Rep count Lap 3 was 6 for everyone except the lead pax, 8 reps
additional laps: Lead Pax rep counts = 2 x prior lap reps
everyone else rep count = lap # x 2
Guys out front reach the 64 rep count based on the compounding.
Short lesson, compounding can be excellent when you are looking at saving money, over time it accumulates to a nice sum of money. On the other hand, when you have issues that go unchecked, they can result in a bigger problem down the road. Make sure you keep coming out, share what’s on your mind with your shield lock.
Additive:
5 burpees
10 lunges
15 merkins
20 LBC
25 squats
Added a set each time we stopped
PAX were encouraged to just jump in with the leaders. We did stop for 5ish pull-ups too. We finished late. That’s on me.
4 miles total
WARMUP: Moseyed to the track
THE THANG: The Murph
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: All of them
COT: STK
Run to opposite side parking lot of school for Dynamic Warmup:
– SSH x15
– IW (high) x15 => High Knee
– Seal Jacks x15
– Windmills x10 => Butt Kickers
– Merkins x10
– Dry Docks x10=> Shuffle L/R
– Low Slow Squat x20
The Thang:
Ran to the back of the school (near the bridge). Pax paired up and a foreman was selected to represent all pax. Each pair took turns working their way to a rep count (the pax not doing the exercise various stationary positions. Once all pairs done, a moving exercise (out-and-back) was done by everyone. Then, we started the next round. The details of each round are listed below.
The twist for April Fool’s day is that before the moving exercise, a true/false question was posed to the pax. If the foreman answered correctly, an “easy” out-and-back exercise was done. If incorrect, a difficult out-and-back exercise was drawn from the “bucket ‘o pain”.
SET 1
PARTNER A – 20 MERKINS
PARTNER B – PLANK
FLAPJACK to reach 80
SET 2
PARTNER A – 20 SQUATS
PARTNER B – AL GORE
FLAPJACK to reach 80
SET 3
PARTNER A – 20 PETER POINTERS
PARTNER B – Elbow PLANK
FLAPJACK to reach 80
Set 4
PARTNER A – 10 Lunges (5 each leg)
PARTNER B – Deep squat
FLAPJACK to Reach 60
SET 5
PARTNER A 20 – DRY DOCKS
PARTNER B – Downward Dog
FLAPJACK to Reach 80
Set 6
PARTNER A 10 – Run Stance Switch
PARTNER B – AL GORE
FLAPJACK to Reach 80
Great work by all pax!
WARMUP: 10 Moroccan Nightclubs, 10 Windmills, 10 Strawberry Pickers
THE THANG: Line touches on the b-ball courts while partner practices grabbing rebounds (I.e. jumps) switch positions when partner returns from line touches, line touch burpees, bear crawls to lines with push ups at each line, 2 court – cross court runs with 50 squats on one end and 50 LBCs on the other end and then repeat, 2 court – cross court runs with 50 merkins on one end and 50 dips in the middle on the benches and then repeat, lunges across the 2 courts with 50 LBCs on one end then lunges back across with 50 LBCs on the other end, then a 2 basketball double dribble around the COT with some Mary called out a few times around.
MARY: 10 each of Flutter Kicks, American Hammers, and Box Cutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The fastest 5k for VuVu’s son and donate if you can for the great cause!
COT: It is what it is…
WARMUP: Mosey to vet clinic parking lot. SSH, LSS, MNC, Merkin, Down Dog, Up Dog
THE THANG:
Mosey to large parking lot at the corner of Confederate and Monroe White for a DORA.
– 100 Mike Tyson (MOT – Run to far side of parking lot and NUR back)
– 200 Lunges (MOT – bear crawl to second landscape island and run back)
– 300 American Hammers (MOT – Run to far side of parking lot and NUR back)
Run to bottom of Massey St hill for a round of 7s.
– Burpees at the top of the hill
– Jump Squats at the bottom of the hill
MARY: PAX took turns calling Mary to run out the final 3 minutes.