WARMUP: no
THE THANG: running
MARY: water
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: yes
WARMUP: SSH, IW, CP, down dog
THE THANG: laps on the FMHS stadium track, with some bleacher stairs mixed in
MARY: LBC, American Hammer, flutters, shoulder taps
ANNOUNCEMENTS: same as items and newsletter
COT: prayers for safe travels, start of school year, natural disaster victims, marriages, and others both said and unsaid
WARMUP:
Mosey
SSH
The Windmill
Squats
Shoulder Taps
THE THANG:
3 Total Rounds of
Suicide – 1
Carolina Dry Docks – 20
Air Squats – 20
Mountain Climbers – 20
Merkins – 20
Four Corners
3 Rounds Of Each
Merkins and LBC
Squats and Flutters
MARY: Round Robin
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
WARMUP: Windmills, Produce Pickers, SSH, Merkins
THE THANG:
Workout#1
17 Swings
17 Crunches with KB
17 Sumo Squats
Run a lap
4 Rounds
Workout #2
200 KB swings
2 burpees every 2 minutes until the 200 reps are completed
Workout #3
21 Jumpover KB Burpees
21 Clean with OHP
15 Jumpover KB Burpees
15 Clean with OHP
9 Jumpover KB Burpees
9 Clean with OHP
MARY: Freddie Mercury’s
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweaty Barry, Trash Pick Up
COT: Closed in prayer
WARMUP: SSH-20, Imp/hillbilly walkers 15-each, Cherry Pickers 12, Burpees 5, downward dog and honeymooners 2.
THE THANG: Al Carmichael 10-10 workout. Merkins, Squats, BB Sit-ups, Lunges, Flutter Kicks, Carolina Dry Docks then some wall work around Harris Teeter.
MARY: Flutters 20, Hello Dollies 12, LBCs 16, Freddie Mercury 12, Body Destroyer 1-min.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweaty Barry tonight, Wed – Sextortion Class at Dt Johns UM Church 6pm, Bethel Men’s Shelter first wk of Aug, F3 Nation online tonight.
COT: Prayers for Central TX flooding, Half Shells Mom, Stand Ups friends Dad with possible Alzheimer’s, JWow’s daughter’s 18th Bday, Scalpels health and DaVinci’s father in-law prayers. :pray:
WARMUP:
SSH
Merkins
Windmill
Cherry Picker
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
THE THANG:
First 7
Run by the WEP bathrooms
Merkins / Calf Raises
Second 7
WEP amphitheater steps
Squats / V-Ups
Third 7
Bear crawls in parking lot
cDDs / Plank Jacks
Step Lunges on the curb 10 reps x3
Arm circles – 10 reps, forward and backward
Step lunge with twists – 10 reps
WARMUP:
– 10 Moroccan nightclubs
– 12 cherry pickers
– 10 windmills
– 10 low slow squats
Mosey, karaoke, stop at curb and do 10 incline merkins on curb in cadence
Mosey, karaoke, 10 calf raises on curb in cadence
THE THANG:
4 corners of pain and some burpees
All corners start with 50 reps each, exercises stay the same each time around
– Corner 1: squats, then run to corner 2
– Corner 2: diamond merkins, then crawl bear to corner 3
– Corner 3: bomb jacks, then nur to corner 4
– Corner 4: big boys, then bear crawl to center of basketball court and do 5 burpees
– Repeat. Reps go down to 40, then 30, 20, 10. Burpees stay at 5 each time
MARY:
Who’s Mary?
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
We ran. Some of up more than others.
WARMUP: Cherry Pickers, Moroccan Night Club, Toy Soldiers
THE THANG: Overhead Press, Goblet Lunges, American Hammer, Suitcase Lunges, Sit Up Press, Overhead Carry
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
WARMUP: SSH, IW, CP… all IC, mosey to WEP Amphitheater
THE THANG:
Quick Overview of 7 Knife Attacks(pax hold Al Gore)
Pax get pool-noodle-“dagger” (pic below)
Get coupon from rock pile
• Hilt, Fist, Cut, Thrust, Slash, Drag, Fillet (High Flyers Crush Steel Targets During Fieldwork…)
• Saber Grip vs. Filipino Grip (Thumb position) – discourage reverse/Ice-Pick grip
◦ Saber better for Fist+Hilt… Filipino better for Slash & cut (protects wrist angle)
◦ Reverse Good for Hook & Trap… but not today
• Basic Stance (reverse guard hand to protect hand tendons / protect carotid)
OFFENSE
1 1 Pax does coupon Overhead presses…. Other Carves Alphabet on his Torso
◦ Flapjack
2 All but 1 Pax Holds “Coupon Cross” circle Pose (linked by rocks)…. Last pax in center practices targeting Carotids, Brachial, and Femoral
◦ After getting all pax, trade out to next man
◦ must hold coupons high enough for slasher to access Brachial arteries & spread legs enough for Femoral access (TWSS…)
DEFENSE: hold Al Gore again during instruction
Pax practice this w/ EMOM; Indian run style attacks on same pax practice a single technique at a time
– 4 Burpees then try MEET …
– 10 Merkins then try PASS or FOLLOW
1 Meet: Slash at their hand on the way in (+ 2x force!)… – must use free hand to check his knife hand
2 Pass: Step away, but cut wrist AS he passes
3 Follow: Step away, but backhand cut AFTER he’s gone through
CHALK KILL CHALLENGE: Swap Noodles for Sidewalk Chalk
• NO STRIKING, GRAPPLING, OR “cuts” ABOVE THE NECK
• 30 sec. Goes…. Then # reps = # “cuts”
◦ Man Makers… SSH till 6 is up
• Repeat
5:50-ish: head back to COT
“Discipline is the blade that carves out greatness. You don’t rise to the occasion—you fall to your level of training.”
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter items
COT: prayers for lost loved ones, discernment, marriages-and accountability. Therin, and upcoming outreach efforts.