2nd annual 420 smokefest

WARMUP:
Start the music. Where is everybody?

THE THANG:
420 burpees OYO

MARY:
Plenty of time to stretch at the end… between swatting gnats and skeeters

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Lots of activity these next few weeks.

COT:
We are broken men in a broken world. If we try to break ourselves more (by say, doing stupid stuff like 420 burpees), we can become stronger and closer to the men we were originally created to be.

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Alcatraz Awesomeness

Alcatraz Awesomeness

2 for Pre-Run

Straight to Mosey to Fire Station parking lot:

15 Windmill, 15 Imperial Walker, 10 Mountain Climbers, 10 Peter Parker, 10 Parker Peter, 15 Moroccan Nightclubs, 15 Big Arm Circles, 15 Reverse Big Arm Circles.

Mosey to Big Hill and Down Big HIll:  20 Squats and 20 Lunges

Mosey up Big Hill and 20 LBC

Mosey to Playground for Choose Your Own Adventure:

Complete all however you choose:

30 Pull Ups, 45 Burpees, 90 Squats, 120 Dips, 150 Abs and 3 laps

When complete head to shorter Hill

4 Rounds of Quadzilla:  2 groups one moving the other doing 1. Merkins 2. Abs 3. Calf Raises 4. 10 count

Mosey to parking lot for 1 set of Rosalita x20 and 30 seconds of body destroyers

Alcatraz has the finest group of men that you can ask for.  Thank you for letting me be a part of it.

 

 

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I love front squats

Dora with farmers carry, running and bear complexes (hang clean, front squat, press, back squat = 1 rep) around 60-70 reps completed with 800 meters for farmer carry. Bag toss overs with man makers. Finished by a row, press and front squat on repeat for five minutes.

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Sink roulette deck of cards

17 eager and excited pax showed up. Some brought sand bags, some brought just their willing attitude which was quickly put on point upon the pile of sandbags awaiting them.

After a quick run around the parking lot, a few in cadence SSH, followed by burpees, and that repeated a few times, it was time for business.

Deck of cards was the game. Rules were simple. Follow the count on the card and suit to the key on the paper.

Here’s the extra kitchen sink rule: for the 4 cards laid out, 1 card was chosen by a pax to either pick red or black. If correct, follow the card suit/count. If incorrect, penalty was double the count.

All exercises were done with your sandbag.

– 2-7 diamonds manmaker
– 8-Ace diamonds squats
– 2-7 spades lunge
– 8-Ace spades merkins (just do regular merkins
– 2-7 clubs clean and press
– 8-Ace clubs flutter w/ a press
– 2-7 hearts chest press
– 8-Ace hearts curls
– Joker gear carry shuffle 100 yards and then 1 min sandbag toss over shoulder, 100 yard shuffle
– A few “breaks” were added which included some slick run cool downs and a few gear shuffles with no bag toss

For the record, there were some incorrect cards chosen which were a crowd favorite as you’d expect.

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Big Bermuda Triangle

WARMUP: None – This is Minnow Pond
THE THANG: Big Bermuda Triangle – Run to Fort Mill Pharm, do 15 Dry Docks, run to Town Hall, 15 Merkins, run to lot on top of hill, 15 squats. Rinse and repeat.
MARY: Some stuff was done. But the fast guys.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: May 4th Rock Hill, Trash Pickup, Christmas Party
COT: Prayers for healing, jobs, marriages.

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I like big bells and I cannot lie

WARMUP: quick warmup
THE THANG:
Mosey to other parking lot

3 laps- 10 or 20 reps depending on if it’s single or double-handed

First lap-Overhead carry

1st corner- Cleans
2nd – Skull crushers
3rd- Squat thrusters
4th- Halos (both directions)

2nd lap-MOT- Farmer carry

1st- Bent over rows
2nd- Curls
3rd – Tricep extensions
4th- Swings

3rd lap- MOT- Bear Crawl Drags

1st – pull throughs
2nd -Flutter press
3rd -Overhead press
4th- ran out of time

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel, lots of Saturday events
COT:
Yes

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Moderate Manion

Found out this morning that there are some differing opinions of what a moderate AO means…

WARMUP: Disclaim and mosey between Vape shop and Empire. Circle up for SSH, shoulder taps, merkins, mtn climbers all in cadence.

THE THANG:
Manion memorial WOD
(moderate version =slick)

7 rounds
29 LSS (IC)
1/4 mile run

Finished and had about 15 minutes left.

Merkins and overhead clap progression

MARY: assortment of exercises called and led by PAX around the circle

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Canoli Run, trash pick up, rock 10 yr, Jaeger

COT: yup

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Over The River And Around The Cones

WARMUP: merkins, squats, MNCs, stretches
THE THANG: 8 stations with running to the other end of parking lot and returning to each station until the routine was complete. Stations consisted of merkins, squats, calf raises, IC flutter kicks, and burpees. Afterwards, did a 7 routine with hand clap merkins (3 different options to choose from) and jump squats on the other end. Finished with 20 squats at COT.
MARY: 62 IC Freddie Mercuries, 100 IC flutter kicks during cone station routine.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Rock Hill 10 year anniversary activities from 4/28 thru 5/4 with convergence on 5/4.
COT: Prayers were lifted for specific needs.

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Coaches bring out the best

WARMUP: COP with some SSHs squats merkins, hilly billys and LBCs
THE THANG:
Mosey to FB stadium for pain station 1
Mosey to FM HS sign past tennis courts for pain station 2
Mosey to back of HS bus drop for pain station 3
Mosey to old river view bus drop for pain station 4
Mosey to front of riverview for pain station 5
Mosey to COT
MARY: n/a
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Cannoli Run
Rock Hill 10yr convergence
Yeager

COT:
Spoke on Q1.10 Prayer
Each pain station had a topic
1) faith: belief in something bigger than self
2) What /What
WHAT will happen when I die?
WHAT does that mean about the way I should live?
3) be prepared for the next thing by communication with Sky Q
4) TAPs: if we say thoughts and prayers we better believe it or else it’s just works
5) Examples of when Sky Q showed up and was an answered prayer

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