Deck O’Pain

WARMUP: Slow Windmills, Imperial Walkers,Hillbilly Walkers, Stretching
THE THANG: We had a DeckO’Pain
HEARTS – MERKINS
DIAMONDS-SSH
SPADE-CDD
CLUBS-BIG BOYS
JOKER-BURPEES
After the Deck we traveled over to the pullup bars and did several rounds of a mini Murph
5 PULLUPS
10 MERKINS
15 SQUATS
Most did at least 3 rounds
MARY: Mary consisted of LBC’S, HEELS TO HEAVEN, ROSALITA, HELLO DOLLY’S, BOX CUTTERS AND FREDDY MERCURIES
ANNOUNCEMENTS: BETHEL MENS SHELTER
COT: PRAYERS FOR UHAUL

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Humpers, pumpers and burps

WARMUP: mosey to church parking lot for merkins
THE THANG: partner up, each partner had a quarter mile out run with 10 monkey humpers and 10 gas pumpers and then back to the lot. Each team had a cumulative twenty burpees each round.
MARY: wasn’t there
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: yep

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The hills were alive at Dawn Patrol

WARMUP: short mosey SSH and a burpee X 3
THE THANG: 4 corners at the park next to the town offices. Hand Release Merkins were a crowd favorite.

Some curb work at the lot near 160. Diamond Derkin Burpees were attempted.

Some partner work and laps around the Ampitheater.

3 kinds of jacks (plank, bomb, and seal) and the a hill climb with burpees on top.

Bear Crawl the grassy hill. Because we GET TO!

MARY: She never made it up the hill.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Adopt a Highway / Bethel Shelter / Cannoli Run / The overnight ruck!
COT: Lord give us strength for the challenges we all endure.

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Tour de Eastside

WARMUP: Explain the route. If you’re not showing up the Seabiscuit warmed up, stretched and ready to go you’re in trouble.
THE THANG: Run 5.5 miles or less if needed
Cross Dobys through dominion bridge to white rd, run down to waterside loop and back to CRHS stadium. Around high school to Nims Village, up the hill and through the woods to grandmas house we go. Seriously, up the hill in Nims Village to Pin Oak ct and access the paved trail through the woods to Whitegrove Neighborhood. Run along the pond all the way until the end and run up to N Dobys and back to COT
MARY: None we barely made it back in time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: pints & padres tonight w free pizza, bethels Thursday w meatloaf, trash pickup/ CRI help Saturday. Newsletter
COT: prayers for the Robinson family and for U-Haul and his family

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What kind of Burpees?

WARMUP:
Windmills
Cherry pickers
Moroccan nightclubs
Hillbilly walkers

Mosey to parking lot in front of school for The Hightower
9 burpees
9 burpees with plank jack
9 burpees with triple hand release merkin
9 burpees with triple jump squat
9 burpees with triple hand release merkin, plank jack, and triple jump squat
THE THANG:
The Billy Madison
Each round is 12 reps, complete each round in order up to 12th grade. Run in between

Moroccan night clubs
Lbc
Calf raises
Merkins
Flutters
Squats
Shoulder taps
American hammers
Lunges
Burpees
Big boys
Good mornings
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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KB board of Pain

WARMUP: merkins, shoulder taps, OH claps, MNC
THE THANG:
10 man makes
25 swings
25 KB OH press
25 chess presses
25 curls
25 tricep extension

After each exercise walk around the parking lot with the bell. Stop at each corner and do 20 squats with the KB. Rinse a repeat after each exercise. Modify as needed.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Miles and smiles with HH

WARMUP:
THE THANG: 2.5 miles of Kingsley to 21 and around to sunbelt, behind Panera and back. Three pain stations tops with squats,
Lunges, and calf raises with the ruck. In addition to our rucks we Passed a 40 pound sandbag
Thanks for brining it Tinsel
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: there is a 12 hour ruck at Kingsley going through the night. Talk to Shady if you want more info.
COT:

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Better Late Than Very Late

PAX arrived via vehicle. Parked car. Chattered and mumbled. Weird warmup. Mosey. Ran up and down big hill. Skipper left. Did some exercisin on and around pull up bar. Masterpiece left. Hung out in parking lot and played by the basketball hoops. Closed in mumbling and chattering. Praised and prayed. PAX got in cars. Left.

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Homestead Route

WARMUP: Not at this AO. But YHC did jump a lot from 5:10-5:14 (Q-drenaline)

THE THANG: Run to WillowBrook and back via Orchard Park Elementary. Proof: https://www.strava.com/activities/17574144266

MARY: Might have passed her on the route, not sure.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sign up for Bethel Men’s Shelter THIS THURSDAY! The need is great, the workers are few.

NMM: I articulated the route as starting out towards the QT, but then immediately ran the wrong direction. Nobody said anything. 😥 (Retread and I corrected the route, but come on men!)

When the leader doesn’t do what they said they’d do, other leaders should speak up. Our community needs your voice. Hold each other accountable.

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