2022 Weight Loss Challenge

 

The First annual F3 the Fort weight loss challenge is in the books!  The winner took home approx. $1800 smack a roos, with 2nd place takIng $200 and 3rd place $100.  We had 21 (almost 22) participants  who deposited a C spot into Uhaul’s pocket for safe keeping.   The group lost approx 272 pounds collectively over a 90 day period.  January 3rd began the adventure. April 4th closed it out.   Nice work by all who participated and our other brothers who encouraged the group!  Sometimes we discuss the King, Queen and Jester, but these guys took action with their Queen and the results make it that much better.

I think we can call it official…

1) @Shield at -13.4% (need to meet for cash)
2) @Pacman at -13.1% (I can Venmo or cash)
3) @Rock Thrill at -12% (I can Venmo or cash)

Total # lost 272 pounds with an average of -12.4 or 5.3%. Solid work PAX. Let’s keep it up. This is a marathon not a sprint.

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Manion WOD so I can wear my shirt.

WARMUP: Short Ruck with sandbags to starting location. Hillbilly Walkers, Imperial Walkers, SSH, and Low Slow Squats in no particular order or count.
THE THANG:
7 rounds
400m ruck
29 back squats with our without sandbags
MARY: Cobra Kai led broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Men’s Shelter Dinner, Manion WOD on 4/29/2022
COT: Stays in COT

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Seven Respects and a Baby

8 men strolled down 160 to Brayden Parkway and looped back to COT. We ran into the STL group near Arby’s. It appeared by the look on their faces, they were having fun. We were also joined by two pax meeting up for a Shield Lock workout and coffee.
Good run this morning, great way to kick off the week.

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The Peacemaker

WARMUP:

Very quick demo of what was coming. 12 exercises pulled from the intro dance to Peacemaker.
The board:

Oh, and everyone grab a 4.5lb paver for each hand. They’re brand new so the gloves are to keep your skin from being sliced open.

THE THANG:

HIIT workouts with all 12 exercises. Everyone, just use the beat!
1. Squat lat pull w/alt leg raise
2. Dumbell scarecrow
3. Lat pulls w/alt high knees
4. Al Gore tricep extensions. Arms out, elbows turned UP
5. Apollo Ono with shrug/lat pull/whatever felt right
6. Overhead press (with optional pelvic thrust)
7. Lunges with full arm motion
8. Side arm lat raises
9. Hillbilly walker
10. Scarecrow again
11. Slow, full arm circles with one arm, holding the other out. Guitar hero style
12. overhead press to tricep extesion and back

We did the above for:
1. 90 seconds on, 20 seconds rest
2. Take a break with a long lap around the parking lot
3. 30 seconds on, 12 seconds rest
4. Two of each, straight down the line, try not to mess up or burpees
5. Everyone did fine, so 10 burpees as a reward
6. Two each one more time, because the ruckers needed to know what they were missing

Spotify playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6k0Pd1cAC3pmdvO7NstFkq?si=75f40460c85245c

Video of our last two minutes is here (as caught by the TeslaCam):
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Im8n1SVEW-_TXBNIcm-EoHATl797135/view?usp=sharing
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-CcQb4RhCVMlU7UEx7gyL1tt1dlIvrO6/view?usp=sharing

ANNOUNCEMENTS

https://photos.app.goo.gl/SByJGmeayUfkfNab7
Funhouse talking about what AKA is all about
Tinsel talks about the Manion WOD at Chupacabra on 4/29
YHC letting everyone know that we can soon start posting BBs in Slack, and to update your names or you won’t get tagged

COT:

Talked about F3 being open to all men. While YHC is reasonably certain that most of the men there was some flavor of christian, I asked men to bow their heads for a moment of murmuring silence. When complete I also said I don’t want to ignore things that are difficult in each others lives. grab the man next to you if you need to talk about something. This is CoT, and we trust.

NMM:

I’d been thinking about this workout for weeks, basically the first time I saw the intro credits for Peacemaker, I knew I had to bring this to an AO near me. And it just so happened that I had the Swamp on AKA, so I watched that credit sequence over and over until I had a solid, awful, dumb, stupid workout ready to share with whatever AKA groupies were brave enough to drive out to Rivergate.
I knew it was going to make guys feel dumb, stupid, perhaps even embarrassed, but the smiles went on for miles, and the shoulders have been successfully melted. Mublechatter was epic, everyone had a great time, and I couldn’t be more thrilled to have brought a fun, shoulder smoking Friday morning to The Fort. Thanks for putting me on the calendar, Slapshot!
Peacemaker intro:

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Light pole Tour of Pain

WARMUP: maybe one SSH
THE THANG:
Ran around the outside of CRHS campus. Every light pole directly on your path stop and do exercises with KB. First 10 poles do 5 reps of first set. Next 10, 10 reps of 2nd. Next 10, 15 of 3rd set.

5
Uhauls
Haybailers
Dips

10
Swings
Curls
OH

15
Squats
Tricep extensions
Calf raises

By the time we go to the front of the school and started the 3rd set BC ran back and pushed the 6 up to all finish for COT.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Minnow Pond Zipper of pain

WARMUP: Run 1/2 miles to zipper starting point (E Elliot St/Spring St
THE THANG: run the zigzag route. Right side of the zigzag (Unity St) Merkins, middle point of the zigzag (Spring St) Burpees, and left side of the zigzag (Pine St) Squats. Keep moving forward tobthe next street and stating with 5 repetitions, increment the number of exercises by 5 until you get to 25, then decrease the reps by 5 until yo get back to 5 reps. At this point we where at the intersection of E Lockman st and Pine st. Then run back to COT through Pine St and then 160, then Main st. Total number: 90 Burpees, 90 Merkins, 90 Squats, 3.8mi.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Well Lit Hills

17 months since the last post at the AO: $0.00
52 minute round trip: $0.00

2 Jerry Cans and 1 60lb Sandbag: $$$$

7 PAX for the main event: $0.00

Running hills for 25 minutes to start… Priceless

 

YHC hasn’t been to Pantheon in quite some time. Not since 2020. It’s still the same West of the Peach Stand.

The PAX rolled up and the disclaimer was given. We repeated the five core principles and off we moseyed into the gloom.

Hill work on Hubert Graham

Run down the hill past 5 light poles, ascending movements at each pole to the stop light. Repeat.

Burpees 1-5

Merkins 5 per pole

Lunges 5 per pole

Skater Jumps 10 per pole

Mosey back to shovel flag

 

Partner DORA w/coupons

50 Burpees – Farmers Carry out and back

100 OH Press – Bear Crawl out and back

150 Squats – Run/Nur out and back

200 SSH – Farmers Carry out and back

250 Flutters – Farmers Carry out and back

 

We finished up in the middle of the flutters. YHC was sad to not put the stamp on the 250, but 0600 is 0600. Solid work given by all PAX.

 

NMM

In the middle of the hill repeats, we stopped for story time. Long/short, YHC played a part in helping someone stop choking to death last night. Michelle Schmidt is her name. She almost passed away right next to us. Her daughter in law was running late and could have showed up to learn terrible news. It could have been different. She could have passed away and everything changed for those in her life. God did not have that plan last night.

After the adrenaline subsided and the night moved on… I tossed the situation around in my head every which way. Reminder – life is precious. It could end in the wrong swallowing of a taco. What are we doing today in light of this fact that life could end at any moment?

Prayers/Praises

Cable Guy and family for the loss of his son.

Aquaman and the loss of his son.

Michelle Schmidt and her living another day.

 

38 Special – thanks for tapping YHC to lead today. It was a great time.

Punch List out.

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Ring of Block-Fire

Seven pax posted at Ring of Fire.
Warm up
Began with a run around NaFo.
SSH
Windmills
Imperial Walkers
Moroccan N/C
Low slow squats
Big Arm Circles
Peter Parkers
Plank Stretches (honeymooners/down dogs)

Main Event
Alternated between pull-bars work and a ring of fire routine with cindys (pax hold cinder block, all side shuffle in a circle, Q calls out the exercise, back to side shuffle, then another exercise is called). Wears you down quickly.
Pull Up Bars: Pull ups (10x); Merkins (10x)
Run to bottom of hill and back
Cinder blocks: Curls and squats
Run to bottom of hill and back
Pull Up Bars: Chin ups (10x); Merkins (10x)
Run to bottom of hill and back
Cinder blocks: KB swings and OH presses
Run to bottom of hill and back
Pull Up Bars: switch-grip pull ups (10x); Merkins (10x)
Run to bottom of hill and back
Cinder blocks: Man-Makers and uneven merkins
Run to bottom of hill and back
Pull Up Bars: burpee pull ups (5x); knees-to-chest (10x)

Run to Benches and do:
Step ups (10 ea leg)
Butt touch squats (15x)
Dips (15x)
Derkins (15x)

Run to COT
Short round of Mary: LBC, Protractors

Fini
Announcements, prayers/praises.

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Crossing the Line

WARMUP: Mosey, SSH, IW, HW, yoga
THE THANG:
Run
5 burpees
10 jump squats
15 merkins
20 split squats

https://strava.app.link/98HQMpfDYob

NMM:
Sometimes it’s hard to know when you’ve crossed the line. We ran to NC
COT:
Prayers for Cable Guy

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