Moist Shovel Flag Transfer

Mist and drizzle at 0445 but it was raining hard at my house so I knew we were going to get wet.

WARMUP: rucks off, yogging around parking lot and warm-a-rama including plank and various doggy-named stretches, in-cadence SSH, Windmills, MNCs then ruck on and walk around parking lot

THE THANG:
3 sets of 11s with shortening travel distances

Set 1:
Ruck on
Ruck shuffle full length of parking lot
Merkins on one side, squats on other side

Set 2:
Ruck off
Suit case carry between first two parking lot jut outs
Squat thrusters on one side, bent over rows on other side

Set 3:
Ruck off
Bear crawl ruck pull throughs on field between fence and random pile of clothes
Manmakers on one side, curls on other side

MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: shovel flag handoff to Falcon Crest

COT: yup

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Meeting Q1.12

WARMUP: yes
THE THANG:
string of pearls
5 merkins
5 lunges each leg
5 side lunges each side

Some other work throw in

7 total decided to meet with a Q who was willing to take responsibility for the outcome including calling off the workout if lightning presented itself. Zeus’s wrath was stayed and Odin’s ravens can attest to our https://f3nation.com/q/meeting/ (7+1=8)

– reminded us that idolatry takes many forms
– refused to yield
– The Brazilian martial arts motivate
– Wonder if (not present) knows about this
– layered up with 30lbs and then a rain jacket. The jacket was probably the more uncomfortable bit
– CS Lewis was mentioned by , but favors JRR Tolkien. Both complained about their lower extremities
– opened his mouth and the rain fell in. (not present) gave those instructions ages ago

You could livestream your way through a Sunday service, and still not connect on a single salient point of your belief system because you lack proximity to those whose mere presence helps hold you accountable. Might as well listen to a podcast and call it church.

So, you work to figure out your https://f3nation.com/lexicon/, but if you’re not meeting to accelerate your faith, then are you really accelerating much at all?

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F3 Baseball

WARMUP: MNC, Windmills, Mosey of various sorts
THE THANG: F3 Baseball – Strike out 6 Merkins, All other outs 10 SSH, Walk Bear Crawl to next Base. Bases were Dips, Squats, LBC & Burpees. Wen through Texas v A’s game
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cannoli Run coming up, Jager postponed, help needed July 4th for Bethel dinner (hamburger and hotdogs). Of course Christmas party, waiting on the sign-up genius.
COT: Students and Teachers and up coming travel.

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Dump Truck Mayhem

Bringing the Kitchen Sink theme Eastward to The Premier CRHS AO, Bushwood. Coupons were everywhere—and I do mean everywhere! The frequent 5:45am dump truck visit was right on time at the middle school bball courts across Spitz’s namesake driveway, White Rd. The pax did a nice job, as instructed, creating a Cindy barrier to test our dear friend, The Dump Truck Driver’s, wit. Barricade be damned…our friend made meat mince of the ill-formed concrete blocks. As he accelerated towards our barricade, the pax stared in amazement in disbelief that our obstacle would do no good, and no good it did. Slash’s donated Cindy (one of six we’ll call Charlie) came as one unit. Charlie left as a pile of ruble with a splitting headache I’m sure. Poor fella took the full brunt of an accelerating 5 ton dumper determined not to be delayed in route. Charlie’s funeral at COT was a somber occasion, but we made the best of it as YHC turned the theme into Disruption and Perseverance. Unfortunately Charlie’s perseverance was for not—Slash, liking only the beautiful and pristine, declined Charlie a home for his return.

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Working hard when it doesn’t matter

WARMUP:
“SSH
IW
SSH
HW”Plank
“Shoulder Taps
Up Dog
Peter Parker
Up Dog
Mountain Climber”THE THANG:
“Mosey to find different walls
Wall Sit – 2 burpees down the line
BTTW – shoulder taps and australian mountain climbers
Wall Sit for 6 and mosey on”Head to Grace Pres.
“7s with Mike Tysons and Burpee Jumping Lunges
Bear Crawl mode of transport”Head to traffic circle
“Cossack Squat
Knee Lift
Warrior 3
Knee Lift
Repeat”Mosey
“Bulgarian Split Squats”Mosey
“Burpees”Mosey
“Prisoner Squats”Moesy
“8 count burpees”
Now that we’re tired and frustrated with the end in sight, prove you can work hard when it matters by working hard when it doesn’t (like RIGHT NOW). Burpee Broad Jump back to COT

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Now for the Small Bermuda Triangle

WARMUP: Pledge, talk about death of an FNG in St. Louis
THE THANG: Small Bermuda Triangle – Start with 10 merkins at the corner, run to churches and 10 squats, up the hill to the lot 10 CCD, run to Print Shop 10 Pull ups – Rinse and Repeat
MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Rock convergence on Saturday
COT: Travels for school trips and couples, health

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Traveling Suitcase

WARMUP: yes, we did some

THE THANG: travel the big parking lot suitcase carry stoping at the corners

Swings 10 sets of 10
Split Squats 3 sets of 12
Goblet Squats 3 sets of 12
Hand switch snatches 12
Lateral Lunge w/ Row 8

MARY: yea, core work is helpful

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Big Bermuda Triangle

WARMUP: None – This is Minnow Pond
THE THANG: Big Bermuda Triangle – Run to Fort Mill Pharm, do 15 Dry Docks, run to Town Hall, 15 Merkins, run to lot on top of hill, 15 squats. Rinse and repeat.
MARY: Some stuff was done. But the fast guys.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: May 4th Rock Hill, Trash Pickup, Christmas Party
COT: Prayers for healing, jobs, marriages.

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25 is the count

WARMUP: Mosey SSH, windmills, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers.
THE THANG: do 3 exercises 25 reps each then run
Merkins, dips, derkins, irkins, Peter Parker’s, Parker peters, mtn. Climbers, squats, lunges, calve raises, dry docks, LBCs, flutters, big boys. Maybe a few others.
MARY: Wheezy Jefferson’s , hello Dolly

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