The Grizzly

WARMUP:
Parking Lot Mosey – Warmup at Stop sign
1. 20 SSH IC
2. 10 Windmill IC
Parking Lot Mosey – Warmup at COT
3. 10 Imperial Walkers IC
4. 10 Hillbilly Walkers IC
5. Plank stretches, Honeymooner &
Downward Dog (Heel to ground)
THE THANG:
Mosey to Field / Track
Buy-In: 10 Burpees
1. Bear Crawl to 20y – 25 Merkins
2. Bear Crawl to 40y – 25 Flutters (SC)
3. Bear Crawl to 40y – 25 LBC’s
4. Bear Crawl to 20y – 25 Plank Jack (SC)
5. Bear Crawl to EZ – 40 Squats
Rinse & Repeat to other EZ
400m Indian Run
Bleachers
1. 20 Dips
2. Run length of bleachers
3. Return up/down all stairs
4. 20 Dips
Cash-Out: 10 Burpees
MARY: Flutters, Big Boy Situps, Freddie Mercurys, Peter Parker
ANNOUNCEMENTS: RYN, Christmas Party, Bethel Serve
COT: Prayers & Praises

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The Kickoff of the Funhouse Farewell Tour

WARMUP:
I am certain we warmed up.

THE THANG:
It occurred to me as I sat to write this, that I have no idea (since it was a MONTH ago) what all we did that morning. I usually have a plan written out ahead that I either commit to memory, or will even shove a printout in my pocket to reference just in case. I didn’t do that this time. I know that I tried to call a few of the favorites of <@UGNDJBDU3> in his honor. I know we hit The Zipper and we definitely performed the Gonorrhea Burpee (because it has The Clap), but that’s all I really recall…

Now, the only person likely to read this is <@UGU3XR5RP>, but I just got painfully convicted about not writing Backblasts in a timely nor efficient manner. As I was looking back to see if I could find this weinke, I discovered that I have the BB from both my FNG post (administered by <@UN6U5PXNJ> and <@U08GGTLHL>) and from my VQ at The Armory.

<@U07QXBKKF5F> joined us as an FNG that morning. As it turns out, this came at a critical time in his life… and is hopefully blessing it. But, I failed him as a Q. He now does not have the enjoyment or blessing of being able to go back and read the report from his first post and reflect on that in the same way that I do. The first day I posted, I was sure I was going to die when Pusher said, “And now for the second half, I’ll hand this off to Jekyll”. I didn’t understand how the toughest workout I had ever done to that point in my adult life could have a SECOND HALF.

That’s a cherished memory. So, for Road Rash and every man after him, I commit to writing BackBlasts, making them interesting and timely, and hyping the reading of them after the fact. I also will attempt to persuade other men to do the same.

MARY: No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.

COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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Q school at The Ring of Fire ?

WARMUP: COP with newer PAX taking turns counting in cadence

Most closer to school for some more COP practicing cadence and exercise move commands

Mosey to benches at main entrance
10 dips
10 derkins
10 step ups
2 rounds with explaining the shovel flag and work out planning as well as knowing the AO

Mosey to circle for couple more exercises in COP

THE THANG:
Mosey to band lot for partner “Catch me if you can”
Partner 1 – 5merkins
Partner 2 -run perimeter of football field
Partner 1 chases and flip flops when caught
Continue around field

Head to COT
MARY:
Dying Cockroache
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read newsletter
COT:
Mission, principles, credo and 3Fs covered

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Can’t Walk Away From Ego

WARMUP: The walk from the car to launch point
THE THANG: Wandering ruck around FM discussing ego, our response when it’s triggered by others, and who/what is helping us through current period of flux.

Grateful to have F3/The Fort and my Shield Lock brothers, Cake Boss and Pusher. Don’t travel this road solo!

COT: Yes, fifth core principle

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Milton’s miles

Did a little broga to kick things off. Shared 1Cor. 6:18 Flee immorality… Headed to coaches box to harass the Pax. Had to circle back for <@U5JLRKH5W> cause of his walk and talk chew gum coordination :joy:. Went around FMHS and headed back to get around 3mi in all. Peace out.

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Let me introduce you to #2

WARMUP: Greetings
COP or Circle of Pain
SSH, Imperial Walkers, Low Slow Squat, HillBilly Walkers, Merkins, LBCs, Moroccan night clubs

THE THANG:
Grab bell and plate we’ll call “The 6”
Mosey driveway off bypass entering stadium
15-Good Mornings
15-Overhead Presses
15-Curls
15-Squats
15-American Hammers

Carry weight to top of drive and repeat exercises

That’s one round
Got 4 rounds in
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read newsletter
COT:
Namearama was short
Prayers for 3D work search and for both of us to seek the kingdom first and trust Sky Q in all areas

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4 corner for Pushers Bday

Pledge Allegiance

Run up Massey stop at Harris 15 Merkins 15 LBCs, 15 Squats
Run to Ardrey stop 15 Merkins, 15 LBCs, 15 Squats
Run To White stop 15 merkins, 15 LBCs, 15 squats.
Run to bottom of Harris stop 15 merkins, 15 LBCs, 15 Squats

Rinse and Repeat two more time for 3+ miles.

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Four Corner Fest

IC SSH, Moroccan Nightclub, Cherry pickers, lss, mtn climbers, plank, hands to the sky, Honeymooner, down dog
mosey

Four corners
CDD 20 IC
Up main – Hold plank at each corner for 6
Right at Tom hall
CDD 15 IC
Right at Monroe white
CDD 10 IC
Right on confederate
CDD 5 IC

Shoulder taps 20 IC
Up main – Hold plank at each corner for 6
Right at Tom hall
Shoulder taps 15 IC
Right at Monroe white
Shoulder taps 10 IC
Right on confederate
Shoulder taps 5 IC

Low slow squat 20 IC
Up main – al gore at each corner for 6
Right at Tom hall
Ls Squat 15 IC
Right at Monroe white
Ls squat 10 IC
Right on confederate
Ls squat 5 IC

Monkey humper 10 IC
Up main – al gore at each corner for 6
Right at Tom hall
MH 10 IC
Right at Monroe white
MH 10 IC
Right on confederate
MH 10 IC

Mosey to COT. Stretching and LBC to 6

Making these editable is a dangerous proposition that <@UGU3XR5RP> should look into before <@U5CVD8D7V> really causes problems.

It’s ok, nobody reads them anyway.

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Out-and-Back to Colosseum

Richard’s Crossing to 160, head toward Walmart
Left just before Arby’s and right to cross top of Earthfair parking lot
Left on Dave Gibson all the way out to where Colosseum launches. Turn around and run back the same path.

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