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Trip to the ER

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WARMUP: Done in the car
THE THANG: Munn to 21, loop the hospital, back up 21, loop Sunbelt, then up the hill, over the woods avoiding the big bad wolf and back to COT, 4-5 miles depending upon your loops in the woods
MARY: She fart sacked
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Damn Bar packet pickup, stay warm and don’t play in traffic
COT: Moms and kids

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GHES out and back

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WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Ran to Gold Hill Elementary and back. 4+ miles depending on which loop you hit at the school
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Trails Are The Better Option

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WARMUP:
THE THANG: Some ran trails others ran boring roads to Wally World
MARY: Nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read Newsletter
COT: Yes

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Have a plan

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WARMUP: mosey around parking lot with dynamic movements, ssh, in, hillbilly walkers cherry pickers, arm circle then repeat
THE THANG: mosey around and to side parking lot 5 sets of 10 burpees with 45 second rests in between. Wall sits with bear crawls. Back of Lowe’s for 5 sets of dips, merkins, squats.
MARY: Mary at different stages throughout the workout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: break the dam, brr, bethel men’s shelter
COT: prayers for aging parents, newlyweds.

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Sofrito is here!!!

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WARMUP: nope
THE THANG: walk Kingsley loops 3.2ish miles. Finish with some squats, imperial walkers, merkins, burpees
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: jan 31 run/ruck at river walk
COT: prayers for successful medical procedures and recoveries

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BLIMPS and stuff

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WARMUP:
Ran around parking lot stopping to do a few COP warm-ups here and there.

THE THANG:
Ran across cool bridge to field house. Partnered up for some BLIMPS. Partner 1 did stationary exercises (alternating between 2 listed below), while partner 2 did moving exercises to the bleachers, then ran the rest of the way, across the bleachers and back.

1. B – Bomb jacks, Box cutters, ==> Broadjumps
2. L – LBCs, Lunges (in place) ==> Lunges
3. I -Imperial Walkers, Inclined Merkin ==> High Knee
4. M – Merkins, Monkey Humpers ==> Mosey
5. P – Plank Punches, Peter Parkers ==> Power Skip
6. S – SSH, Scorpion Dry Dock (5 each leg) ==> Shuffle Left/Right

Finished right on time. Great work, men!

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What she said

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WARMUP:
THE THANG: 10+3 got Hived as I visited the DMZ and gave a KB lesson.
– <@U05RN7GSDLH> , <@U0904HV02BY> , and <@U05K5D10AG6> rucked it out. I believe that most of the world’s problems got solved, but as capitalists, you’ll have to pay to find out the answers.
– <@U03B9G9BXJM> came dressed for a chilly golf outing, complete with puffy jacket. Guys gave him a lot of crap, but they don’t have sensitive nipples, so they don’t get it.
– <@UGU3XR5RP> was in typical form. That means it was a non-stop stream of working hard at both the exercises and giving me a hard time.
– <@U087NCUTMPT> has HCed to bringing an additional 50 lb KB to the Hive from now on for those who are interested. So… no one.
– <@U19FA0Q8Z> is a grown-ass man. NOT a grown ass-man. Hyphens matter.
– <@UGYDCTRST> gave me a normal fist bump at the end, and after checking his temp (rectally, of course) to make sure he wasn’t ill, he recognized where he went off the rails and gave me the normal Slash treatment.
– <@U5DBBKTE0> was the standard and helped us with our form. That was the focus this morning, doing the right things the right way. When that’s the theme, he’s the go to.
– <@U0A25GTDDEJ> has his foot on the accelerator. But he’s not redlining yet. He wins the Helmet award for my favorite guy that had his VQ this week at Ring of Badgers (Fire).
– <@U06P97NSX17> was the sole representative from the Gaggle of Degenerates. Especially since the King of the Degenerates (<@USBP08L1G>) was occupied elsewhere.
– <@U5DKASDQU> was the WarDaddy today (see previous bullet as to why). On a side note, his new retirement gig is developing lesson plans for a new Minnesota Quality Learing Center franchise he’s opening on the WestSide.

This report is true and is able to be copied and pasted into the /slackblast by any man who wants those stats bumped up.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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