Old school beat down

WARMUP:
SSH
1 Burpee
Windmill
2 Burpees
Arm circles
3 Burpees
Hill Billy Walkers
4 Burpees
Low slow squat
5 Burpees
Calf raises
10 Burpees

THE THANG:
Set up 6 cones across about 40 yds
Each cone you do an exercise and move to the next. After completing cone 6 you run a lap.
Rd 1 – odd cones 10 merkins
           even cones 10 dips
Bear crawl between cones
Rd 2 – odd cones 20 squats
          even cones 20 Apolo Ohnos
Lung walk between cones

Next we made our way to the lower lot with the wall near the Springs building.

7s reduced to 5s were called with jumping up on the wall.
Flying squirrels at the bottom and squats on top of the wall

To kill a few minutes we lined up for wall squats while each Pax took turns doing 2 burpees down the line

Next was the Motivator. If you are unfamiliar with this exercise it consist of a reconstructive SSH. Full SSH, arms up to your shoulders, no arms, just the jump. Start at 10 for each and work your way down to 1.

Last we had a jail break for COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Lots of stuff happening in the coming weeks. Read your news letter

COT:
Change Order and Repeat
Safe travels for Pusher and YHC
Tootsie and Park
Funhouse’s boys

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The Slo-burn climbed a ladder or two

14 Pax accelerated into the weekend with a workout plan that offered Jacob’s Ladder, 5 of Diamonds, and a Ladder that offered burpees, Donkey Kicks, BigBoys, BombJax, and Squats.

We began the beatdown with a slow mosey that would keep the group close together and offered up some mumble chatter on the lack of ground covered with this small lap.

The group circled up for some warm-up :

SSH, Squats, Merkins, Cherry Pickers, Moroccan Night Clubs, and some stretching.  The group quickly transitioned into two rounds of a 1-minute HIIT – 10X Merks, 10XSquats, and 10x LBCs.

After the warm-up  – we partnered up with Jacobs ladder using partner merkins and partner big boys. Each rep was completed simultaneously by each partner w a hand slap for accountability.  Partner Merkins with a mosey to another side of the parking lot for the Big Boys.

Once completed, we transitioned into a modified 7 of Diamonds, ( 5 reps was the factor)  -four corners were the destination.  ( 5, 10, 15, 20 ) Round 1 – 5 Bobby Hurleys at each corner. Round two offered 10 Merks at each corner, round three offered 15 squats at each corner.  We kept the group together by adding cadence w volunteer (voluntold) random pax leading the count.  The mode of transportation was greeted w some groans from the group.  Mosey, bear-crawl, NUR, and modified lunges took us between the 4 corners.  The Pax finished the round with Flounder taking control and offering a modified version to keep the Pax guessing…..

As time was quickly passing, the men moseyed down a slight incline to be greeted with the uphill ladder as the final round.  The ladder contained 9 squats at the bottom rung, followed by 5 burpees, 6 Donkey Kicks, 7 Big Boys, and 8 Bomb Jax.

We headed back to COT for a 5 min round of Mary to close out the day.  Shout out to Change Order for breaking out the Boat/Canoe which was greeted by a time check request and more mumble chatter (or groaning)

Prayers were offered for upcoming Graduation, travels, marriages, surgeries, and overall blessing for the group.

Nice work!!

 

 

 

 

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Muggy May & a few leadership lessons

YHC got the call to lead #eastofthepeachstand. Went back to a few old school, basic formats that raised the sweat level and got a few calories burned. Here’s what we did:

COP – MNC’s, Low slow squats, holding the people’s chair with air presses and shoulder taps and a few burpees, but just a few. Lesson #1 – Calm is contagious. How is your disposition affecting those you lead? Be an agent of calm or chaos – the choice is yours.

Mosey to the “main” event – 11’s. PAX did a series of burpees and squats – mumble chatter declined steadily as more burpees were done (not sure why). When the burpee/squat/running sequence was complete, flutters were done in cadence and lesson #2 shared: Expect to change your opinions – Do we view the world the same today as we did growing up? Do we act the same as when we were growing up? If our opinions change, it’s hopefully due to study, experience, and listening to others with an open mind.

Mosey to the 4 corners of 5-4-22: Consistent with YHC’s typical Weinke, it was fitting that we finished with 4 corners of 5, 4 and 22: Each corner had the following:

5 burpees to start, 4 merkins of various types at teach corner (diamond, no cheat, regular, wide arm) and either 22 side straddle hops or 22 squats depending on the station. Lesson 3 was shared – Control the Passions – The nearer one comes to a calm mind, the closer they are to strength.

After 4 corners were completed we moseyed to a wall near COT where the people’s chair was held and PAX shared one thing for which they were grateful. Upon completion, a 45 second plank was held with a short story from YHC regarding isolation and not taking freedom of choice for granted. Then upon recovery, back to COT.

NMM – In the Fort, we have been incredibly blessed to develop an inclusive culture where men grow and are able to share and develop through times of challenge and change. And no matter how chaotic the world ever seems around us, the 45 minutes each morning that we GET TO have should never be taken for granted. We are leaders. And with it, a responsibility and an honor is carried forward into our communities – one which we must embody and help engrain in others to encourage the same. It is always a privilege to Q and my thanks to Cohiba for the opportunity.

Be calm, expect to change your opinion and control your passions. The ripple effect is palpable over time and felt by those we influence.

Gratefully,

Cyclops

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Block Party at Block Party with Blocks

BLOCK PARTY Q – 03May2022
• Warm Up in the lot a minute or two with windmills, merkins, some stretching…
• Grab a partner and a block
• AMRAP – shooting for 4 or more
• 5 stops:
1. Parking lot Startex
2. Lot next to Hobo’s/Gazebo
3. Lot by Blue Ridge Financial Planning/MacAulay and Assoc
4. Lot just before corner at FM Dentistry
5. Lot after Bank

Round 1 – No Brick – at each stop:
– 15 burpees (each partner must do them all)
Round 2 – Take Brick – at each stop (each partner must do them all):
– 20 curls
– 20 Shoulder Press
– 20 Flutter with Press (double count – count the presses)

NMM:
– Olaf made coffee. At the AO. Plugged into a light pole. No one was surprised.
– Everyone likes running with Cinderblocks
– That is a lie.
– Fresh Prince came for his second post today. He did not break, so we presume he will be back.
– @peanutbutter was a no-show. I cried a little.
– Olaf and Johnny Utah almost kept up with Maximus and YHC, but we had a second block advantage. Basically it means they were CRUSHING it.
– Trucker only complained a little.
– That is a lie.

This is my report.

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Simple – Gear, Burpees and Sprints at the Armory

Typos quite possible…

Armory for the kickoff of the month of Gear/May:

PAX brought a few sand bags, a ruck, plate carrier and kettle bells ranging from 20lb-60lb. Tesh would’ve blushed.

Disclaimer but hey, push yourself.
Carry the coupons to the near end of the large parking lot.
Mosey lap around then circle up for some warm up things (garden variety).

10 Burpees and sprint to the other end of the lot
10 Burpees and sprint back, partnering up with a coupon of your choice (it pays to be fast)

25 Squat Thrusters
25 Curls
26 Merkins (1/2 & 1/2)

5 Burpees, run 1/2 way and run back (had to start watching the clock) to the coupon of your choosing…unless you had no other options.
25 Flutters
25 Freddy Mercury’s
25 X’s & O’s

5 Burpees, run 1/2 way and run back
25 LBC’s
25 American Hammers
26 Box Cutters

5 Burpees, run 1/2 way and run back
25 Bent Over Rows (slow cadence)
25 Overhead Press (slow cadence)
25 Chest Press (slow cadence)

10 Burpees, Run all the way down and run all the way back

Carry the coupons back for COT

Until next time.
Maximus

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Chute the Ladder

WARMUP: Mosey, SSH, IW, HW, yoga, mosey, Shoulder Tap, Peter Parker, Parker Peter, yoga, bear crawl

THE THANG:
We moseyed around and hit two circuits. Also did a bear crawl, some wall sits, Australian Mountain Climbers, BTTW in there along the way.

Ladder Circuit
(we got this one in 3 times):
50 mountain climbers (left and right is one)
40 jump squats
30 flutters
20 jumping lunges
10 hand-release merkins (in cadence)

Pull-ups and Burpees
(only did this one once at the WEP playground)
5 pull-ups (called up and down from a dead hang)
10 burpees (6-count done in cadence)
4 pull-ups
8 burpees
3 pull-ups
6 burpees
2 pull-ups
4 burpees
1 pull-up
2 burpees

MARY: Happy Hour called some LBCs in cadence. Rebel called a 6-inch hold with crunches.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
4/30 convergence & invergence
Welcome FNG: Peanut Butter
Welcome PAX from F3 Chattanooga: Toe Jelly.

NMM: Remember who is at the center of your concentrica. It ain’t you. And it ain’t the PAX around your either.

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Brisket Block Party

WARMUP: mosey to parking lot across from police station. In cadence of brisket, ribs, chicken did windmills, hillbilly walkers, imperial walkers and burpees(OYO)
THE THANG: Made our way to downtown for the light poles. There are 16 light poles are you travel up Main St on the left hand side. First trip up was lunge walk with 2 squats with calf raise at first light pole. Then 4,6,8 etc until we hit 32 squats with calf raises.

Short mosey around to get back to the bottom of the hill and this time duck walk to the light poles with 1 hand release merkin at each light, increasing the number by 1 until the 16th light.
MARY: flutter kicks, big boy sit-ups, leg lifts, American hammers (in no particular order)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: blood drive coming up and convergence/invergence on 4/30 at WEP
COT: stays in COT.

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12 Days of “Its Not April Yet”…

We left the parking lot and moseyed our way towards WEP with a quick stop along the way for some SSH (more than intended since Bobber had to run back and turn his lights off and we had to do them until he returned… ALA high school sports style punishment), Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, Moroccan NightClubs, Windmills and also a quick set of Cherry Pickers at Bobbers request.

Once we arrived at WEP there happened to already be a board of pain there with the workout listed

1 x Kraken

2 x 10 Second All Gore

3 x Burpee

4 x Merkin (4 count)

5 x Calf Raise (4 count)

6 x Derkin (4 count)

7 x Moroccan NightClubs in Squat

8 x Monkey Humpers (4 count)

9 x Flutter (4 count)

10 x LBC

11 x Jump Squats

12 x Side Straddle Hops (4 count)

 

We then moseyed back to the start and closed in a COT

A great time was had by all

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I’m Back and Better Than Ever… Well, I’m Back at Least…

Following my 2 year hiatus I have returned and apparently been showing up enough to be voluntold that my fans have been waiting for my return to the Q… That or they had an opening and needed it filled, I chose to believe the former…

We started with a brief warm-up with some SSH, windmill, imperial walkers and hillbilly walkers and then began with the inflation impacted “Suns Out, Guns Out” buy in… 30 curls and 30 triceps extensions.  Following that  we turned on my little app with our very friendly coach and and began a little HIIT set to Foo Fighters in honor of their lost drummer.  Each exercise consisted of 4 sets of 30 seconds on and 10 second rest.  Every 3 exercises were separated by a more cardio based movement done in 2 sets of 50 seconds on and 10 seconds off

-Dead Lift

-Goblet Squat

-Row

-SSH (50 sec x 2)

-Pull Through

-Triceps

-Lunge

-Mountain Climbers (50 sec x 2)

-Curl

-Calf Raises

-Flutters

-Swings (50 sec x 2)

Following these sets we returned to COT to buy out at 30 reps of curls and triceps extensions.

We had the honor of welcoming a new PAX member this morning.  Welcome Beaker.  It was great to meet you and hope to see you in the gloom soon

The we formed into COT with announcements and prayer requests

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Acceleration Requires Recovery

5 pax posted to Laces In on a June morning that somehow got lost in late March, but humid 65 degree weather didn’t slow this group or dull their edge.

The Thang

Warm-up at launch as Cohiba  slow-rolled his way into the Gloom — SSH, Mtn climbers, Hillbilly Walker, Windmill, Parker Peter, Plank Jack, Merkin

Mosey toward the gym with Carioca along the way

Half-speed run to baseball field

Nur back to other side of the parking lot

Line up near gym facing tennis courts for Series of sprints & exercises:
Sprint to 1st light pole & sprint back, recovery walk to 1st light pole, 5 merkins
Rinse & repeat to each of the next 3 light poles, adding 5 merkins each time (5, 10, 15, 20)

Mosey to baseball side of parking lot

Repeat sprint sequence with squats at each light pole (5, 10, 15, 20)

Mosey back to gym corner

Repeat sprint sequence with wide arms at each light pole (5, 10, 15, 20)

Mosey to baseball corner

Repeat sprint sequence with monkey humpers at each light pole (5, 10, 15, 20)

Mosey to gym corner

Repeat sprint sequence with shoulder taps at each light pole (10, 20, 20, 40)

Mosey to baseball corner

Repeat sprint sequence with LBCs at each light pole (5, 10, 15, 20)

Mosey home

Box cutters & Back scratchers

COT

Naked Man Moleskin

Strong push from an intimate crowd today with the sprint starting gun passing to each pax.

Funhouse didn’t let a gimpy hammy keep him from running the whole workout at modify pace and no recovery.  Then he carried the pax through the shoulder tap escalation with an aggressive cadence count.  And he capped the workout with a reminder that he wouldn’t be pushing the way he did without the presence of brothers in the Gloom to accompany him.  #King

The workout structure and message today revolved around the importance of Recovery, a key  element to enabling each of us to push ourselves, to grow, to achieve Acceleration.  In all areas of life — physical, emotional and spiritual — fitting recovery into the flow of life is an essential discipline.  It’s true for HIMs and true for Ms (thanks to Cohiba for the M reminder!).  Put Recovery on your to-do list.

Always an honor to lead.  Thanks to Yard Sale for the Q stick.

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